Matt
@u-not-ew.bsky.social
Every day I wake up and the nightmare begins again
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
Nope loud incorrect buzzer noise
August 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nope loud incorrect buzzer noise
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
August 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
Good for you buddy you really crushed it on the internet today
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good for you buddy you really crushed it on the internet today
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
Shouldn’t get to be in the WBC if you’re bombing innocent people but hey go Garrett
June 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shouldn’t get to be in the WBC if you’re bombing innocent people but hey go Garrett
The way they kept announcing trades every already knew about like two picks after was really throwing me for a loop
June 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The way they kept announcing trades every already knew about like two picks after was really throwing me for a loop
I know this has been hashed out before by people but the entire wearing the wrong hat trades aren’t final part of the draft was such a buzzkill to sift through
June 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I know this has been hashed out before by people but the entire wearing the wrong hat trades aren’t final part of the draft was such a buzzkill to sift through
The Jeff green Ray Allen trade blew my fucking mind as a kid
June 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Jeff green Ray Allen trade blew my fucking mind as a kid
Another left handed bat after we called 2 up and have the outfield clogged with a bunch of them already
June 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Another left handed bat after we called 2 up and have the outfield clogged with a bunch of them already
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
Loving the in ring work but idk if introducing two new nicknames while keeping the same daddy ass and scissoring gimmick is doing it 😭
June 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Loving the in ring work but idk if introducing two new nicknames while keeping the same daddy ass and scissoring gimmick is doing it 😭
Yall forever farming McAfee and Mina Kimes for cheap clicks from your hater fanbase
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yall forever farming McAfee and Mina Kimes for cheap clicks from your hater fanbase
It worked out with LeBron bitching him up in person and him crying on tv
June 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It worked out with LeBron bitching him up in person and him crying on tv
Crazy how you took a tweet that said chills about a wrestler he enjoys and turned it into all that
June 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Crazy how you took a tweet that said chills about a wrestler he enjoys and turned it into all that
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Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
June 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
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June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Denver crowd is HOT tonight
June 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Denver crowd is HOT tonight
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
Telling on yourself for being 19 years old
May 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Telling on yourself for being 19 years old
Gilbert arenas is by far the dumbest motherfucker that is paid money to talk about basketball
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Gilbert arenas is by far the dumbest motherfucker that is paid money to talk about basketball
They’re up there for biggest group of dumbasses talking basketball
May 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They’re up there for biggest group of dumbasses talking basketball
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