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tyushk.bsky.social
@tyushk.bsky.social
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too much actual conversation here

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sometimes they are themed, sometimes not.
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An image of a fractal has a red bubble pointing to a section of the fractal. Within the red bubble is the fractal. An image of a red gem has the text "last gen in the store and I had to fight an ugly blue thing and a balding man for it." @spinchs-field says "stimming isn't enough I need to fucking explode." @not-so-magical-bagel replies with an image, placing @spinchs-field's message within the dialogue bubble of a creeper from Minecraft. 2 days ago, @BoyYeetsWorld twote "why would I have multiple baskets when all my eggs fit in one???". 1 day ago, they tweeted "FUCK"
November 22, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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A Facebook marketplace listing states "animal print living room set" for sale. The set is clearly leather that has broken off and cracked. A post on Facebook marketplace states "PS4 for sale". The photographer is seemingly pantless, squatting over the device. A post on Facebook marketplace states "lightly shat pants" for sale. The pants have a noticable stain on the rear. A tweet from @KaijuKole has an image. The tweet states "environmental storytelling". The image is of two books on a bookshelf: "How to draw manga furries" and "the ultimate book of decorative knots".
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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A Steam Community post from GUY is titled "can I get the game for free?" The body reads "I'm a pretty big YouTuber with 200 subs and was wondering if I could get this game for free or you can pay me for a good review. I'll give it a bad one if not." GUY replies 12 hours later "I do not appreciate my patience being tested." A reddit comment states "personally, I just want my body fixed. I hate having a disease that is written into my genetics. Fucking type 1." A reply is highlighted. The reply reads "1". A one star review from Todd reads "service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining." A reply, presumably from the owner of the establishment reads "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..." The remainder is cropped out of the image A person playing the character Mo and Krill from Valve's Deadlock sends two chat messages. The first reads "can't take it any mo". The second reads "gonna kill myself".
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Text is overlayed a wizard holding a staff in the air. The text reads "'I no longer have the need of a wizard, the castle has not been attacked for 50 years.' Bro who tf do you think cast the circle of protection 💀" A wizards stares glossy eyed into the viewer. Text in the bottom left reads, "Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say 'the ten hells' or some similar shit and everyone around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode, and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here." A man is fishing on a boat. He wears a wizards hat. In the distance is a castle. Text reads "told the arcanists guild I would work on my casting, but I didn't say which kind!" A tweet from @wizardsextape reads "Me: I promise I won't cast gaseous from at the function tonight. 3 potions later:" An image is attached, showing a cloud of smoke with a single hand coming out of it.
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Anyone got a shitposter starter pack? I love the academic presence here, but this place won't be a full replacement for the other site to me without a steady supply of absurdity. Examples attached.
A social media post reads "some guy asked for an onion only sandwich. He said load it up". The image attached displays a sub sandwich with only raw sliced onions piled 3 inches high. A cropped tweet states "My 12 months old daughter drew this". The attached image is of a children's workbook, asking the child for their best friend's name and a portrait. The character Ignacio from Breaking Bad has been drawn in. A tweet from @DogPack404 states that they are "opening a Lunch everyday until I find mold", and that they are on their first day. The attached image shows a plate with the contents of a Lunchly package. The cheese is visably moldy. A tweet by @ruggyscruggy asks "what even was the point of this vehicle". Attached to the tweet is an image of Squidward being crushed between spiked rollers of a customized concrete roller. The image is clearly from official media.
November 17, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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I'm just as excited as the next guy for #SC24, but who decides to display the time until an event like this? (dd:hh:mm)
A screenshot of a webpage, showing a timer labeled "Starts in." The timer reads 7:07:09.
November 15, 2024 at 6:23 AM