Typical Me
@typicalme.bsky.social
I’m not like them, but I can pretend.
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
March 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
74 and sunny out in the country. God knows I needed this.
March 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
74 and sunny out in the country. God knows I needed this.
My mom:
3 months ago: “I’m not voting for her. She has no idea what she’s doing.”
Yesterday: “Why are eggs $12?”
3 months ago: “I’m not voting for her. She has no idea what she’s doing.”
Yesterday: “Why are eggs $12?”
January 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My mom:
3 months ago: “I’m not voting for her. She has no idea what she’s doing.”
Yesterday: “Why are eggs $12?”
3 months ago: “I’m not voting for her. She has no idea what she’s doing.”
Yesterday: “Why are eggs $12?”
Carson, MTV
Bizkit, NYE
fuck
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Bizkit, NYE
fuck
fuck
fuck
January 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Carson, MTV
Bizkit, NYE
fuck
fuck
fuck
Bizkit, NYE
fuck
fuck
fuck
Nothing better than the uncontrollable smile on my Grandson’s face when my daughter drops him off to spend the day. ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Nothing better than the uncontrollable smile on my Grandson’s face when my daughter drops him off to spend the day. ❤️
“You believe these dumb asses think we hate each other and we’re not really on the same team?”
January 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
“You believe these dumb asses think we hate each other and we’re not really on the same team?”
What do we think about the mustache? Keep it or shave it off?
January 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
What do we think about the mustache? Keep it or shave it off?
Maybe love is an economy based on resource scarcity…
January 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Maybe love is an economy based on resource scarcity…
Watching Severance and John Tuturo just almost made out with Christopher Walken. This show is wild, but addicting.
January 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Watching Severance and John Tuturo just almost made out with Christopher Walken. This show is wild, but addicting.
A little Tuffy for your Sunday morning. 🐾
December 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
A little Tuffy for your Sunday morning. 🐾
About to find out that even though you kissed their asses, they do not give AF about you.
December 26, 2024 at 2:05 PM
About to find out that even though you kissed their asses, they do not give AF about you.
Getting ready to season and slow roast these bad boys.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas everyone.
December 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Getting ready to season and slow roast these bad boys.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Up early AF watching my favorite Christmas movie.
December 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Up early AF watching my favorite Christmas movie.
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Whoever needs this.
December 21, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Whoever needs this.
Loves my beat boxing. ❤️
December 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Loves my beat boxing. ❤️
Happy Dispensary Day. ✌🏽
December 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Happy Dispensary Day. ✌🏽
Watching the grandbaby with my assistant.
December 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Watching the grandbaby with my assistant.
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Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
December 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
Dear Keurig,
Whoever is in charge of designing your water reservoirs is a real prick.
Whoever is in charge of designing your water reservoirs is a real prick.
December 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Dear Keurig,
Whoever is in charge of designing your water reservoirs is a real prick.
Whoever is in charge of designing your water reservoirs is a real prick.
Watching Property Brothers for the first time and while mildly entertaining, I realized they do pretty much the same design in every house. Plus, do they just leave all the other rooms as is?
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Watching Property Brothers for the first time and while mildly entertaining, I realized they do pretty much the same design in every house. Plus, do they just leave all the other rooms as is?
Every time I read that guy’s name, my brain says Luiiigi!
December 10, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Every time I read that guy’s name, my brain says Luiiigi!
3 most disappointing gig experiences:
The National (Everyone around me talking loudly)
Band of Horses (Took Valium and don’t remember anything)
The Mars Volta (Saw them several times on Comatorium tour. Last time I saw them they played for two hours, but it was only three songs.)
The National (Everyone around me talking loudly)
Band of Horses (Took Valium and don’t remember anything)
The Mars Volta (Saw them several times on Comatorium tour. Last time I saw them they played for two hours, but it was only three songs.)
3 most disappointing gig experiences:
Ryan Adams (behaviour)
The National (venue & behaviour)
Iron & Wine (sound difficulties ie couldn’t hear him)
Ryan Adams (behaviour)
The National (venue & behaviour)
Iron & Wine (sound difficulties ie couldn’t hear him)
3 most disappointing gig experiences:
The Stone Roses (Vocals)
The Pixies (Set list)
De La Soul (Late and short)
The Stone Roses (Vocals)
The Pixies (Set list)
De La Soul (Late and short)
December 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
3 most disappointing gig experiences:
The National (Everyone around me talking loudly)
Band of Horses (Took Valium and don’t remember anything)
The Mars Volta (Saw them several times on Comatorium tour. Last time I saw them they played for two hours, but it was only three songs.)
The National (Everyone around me talking loudly)
Band of Horses (Took Valium and don’t remember anything)
The Mars Volta (Saw them several times on Comatorium tour. Last time I saw them they played for two hours, but it was only three songs.)
Had to do an early run yesterday, but Happy early Dispensary Day!
December 10, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Had to do an early run yesterday, but Happy early Dispensary Day!
Went shopping for some ornaments and put up my mom’s tree for her today. How’d I do?
December 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Went shopping for some ornaments and put up my mom’s tree for her today. How’d I do?