Wyatt, The TypicalGemini
@typicalgemini.bsky.social
The MTG dad with no plan.
I make budget decks and talk MTG like it’s going out of style!
I make budget decks and talk MTG like it’s going out of style!
You know you really don’t see how much Gandalf hated Pippin till you watch the extended edition
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You know you really don’t see how much Gandalf hated Pippin till you watch the extended edition
There is a hellbent deck out there. I will find it and play it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is a hellbent deck out there. I will find it and play it.
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A D&D group of all people with little children called “Dungeon Crawlers”.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A D&D group of all people with little children called “Dungeon Crawlers”.
I only drink fresh picked, locally sourced, ripe monsters.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I only drink fresh picked, locally sourced, ripe monsters.
Maybe the real friends were the dubious crime affiliated acquaintances we made along the way.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Maybe the real friends were the dubious crime affiliated acquaintances we made along the way.
Why didn’t you sing “SECRET TUNNEL!” At the top of your lungs?
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why didn’t you sing “SECRET TUNNEL!” At the top of your lungs?
Thankful for the little snakes we find along the way
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thankful for the little snakes we find along the way
There should be more Thanksgiving movies.
Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
ALT: Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
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November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There should be more Thanksgiving movies.
Ghostbusters is one of my favorite movies of all time but I dislike a lot of the stuff you can get for it, because it’s usually only 3 of them depicted, but there were 4 ghostbusters.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ghostbusters is one of my favorite movies of all time but I dislike a lot of the stuff you can get for it, because it’s usually only 3 of them depicted, but there were 4 ghostbusters.
“You must move up and down on it, preferably in the style that is most insane”
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“You must move up and down on it, preferably in the style that is most insane”
Corn Maze? You can’t fool me I know you just said corn twice.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Corn Maze? You can’t fool me I know you just said corn twice.
Define your music taste in eight artist:
Neck Deep
The Story So Far
Pink Floyd
The Front Bottoms
My Chemical Romance
Wu-Tang Clan
System of a Down
BigXthaPlug
Neck Deep
The Story So Far
Pink Floyd
The Front Bottoms
My Chemical Romance
Wu-Tang Clan
System of a Down
BigXthaPlug
Define your music taste in eight artists:
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Define your music taste in eight artist:
Neck Deep
The Story So Far
Pink Floyd
The Front Bottoms
My Chemical Romance
Wu-Tang Clan
System of a Down
BigXthaPlug
Neck Deep
The Story So Far
Pink Floyd
The Front Bottoms
My Chemical Romance
Wu-Tang Clan
System of a Down
BigXthaPlug
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♪WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS♪
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
♪WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS♪
Me and bro pulling up to the #MTGxTMNT prerelease
two teenage mutant ninja turtles in a dark room
ALT: two teenage mutant ninja turtles in a dark room
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October 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me and bro pulling up to the #MTGxTMNT prerelease
Nothing better than the Warp ability with Esix out. Let’s make lots of copies of creatures that weren’t supposed to stay
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Nothing better than the Warp ability with Esix out. Let’s make lots of copies of creatures that weren’t supposed to stay
The plot of Stand By Me
a man in a red hat and tie is standing in front of a picture frame and talking to kids .
ALT: a man in a red hat and tie is standing in front of a picture frame and talking to kids .
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October 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The plot of Stand By Me
Maybe the real #secretlair was the friends we made along the way.
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maybe the real #secretlair was the friends we made along the way.
Can we not do this anymore please. Please go back to print on demand. I’m begging.
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can we not do this anymore please. Please go back to print on demand. I’m begging.
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"April O'Neil isn't-"
I couldn't give a crap. It literally doesn't matter.
The character has had multiple interpretations since 1992.
Stop playing Magic if you can't be a decent human being.
I couldn't give a crap. It literally doesn't matter.
The character has had multiple interpretations since 1992.
Stop playing Magic if you can't be a decent human being.
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"April O'Neil isn't-"
I couldn't give a crap. It literally doesn't matter.
The character has had multiple interpretations since 1992.
Stop playing Magic if you can't be a decent human being.
I couldn't give a crap. It literally doesn't matter.
The character has had multiple interpretations since 1992.
Stop playing Magic if you can't be a decent human being.
I thought 2025 would be my year for content creation but I’ve really fallen flat. It’s been hard finding time, writing a script, recording, editing, and building new decks. Hopefully with a new hire this changes soon.
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I thought 2025 would be my year for content creation but I’ve really fallen flat. It’s been hard finding time, writing a script, recording, editing, and building new decks. Hopefully with a new hire this changes soon.
Next magic con? Anyone?
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Next magic con? Anyone?
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just a bunch of MTG characters hanging out
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just a bunch of MTG characters hanging out
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