Tyler Scruggs
@tylerscruggs.com
Millennial swashbuckler navigating the digital frontier through love songs for your Zune 🚀 writer (editorial/profile) • filmmaker • costumer (IATSE 479) • singer/songwriter • himbo • 📍ATL/TUS/CHI
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Tyler Scruggs
@tylerscruggs.com
· Aug 8
I’ve removed the auto-paywall on years worth of substack writing (2019-2023) (and some music demos in there too) new stuff hitting your inboxes imminently make sure you’re subscribed to tylerscruggs.com
Drag name Emerald Fentanyl
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Drag name Emerald Fentanyl
No one told me Avatar: The Way of Water was split across 2 3D Blu-Ray discs. Like it’s Titanic on VHS. This is earth shattering knowledge to me. No way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
No one told me Avatar: The Way of Water was split across 2 3D Blu-Ray discs. Like it’s Titanic on VHS. This is earth shattering knowledge to me. No way.
I wanna become a trad influencer so I can say shit like “stuffed crust pizza is gluttonous and wrong” and clear like 2k likes
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wanna become a trad influencer so I can say shit like “stuffed crust pizza is gluttonous and wrong” and clear like 2k likes
Pat Benatar on a budget: “Hit me with your well shot”
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pat Benatar on a budget: “Hit me with your well shot”
If you have the time to complain about the $36 a year in taxes you pay for someone else’s SNAP benefits, you’re probably the one that needs to work harder and get a real job
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you have the time to complain about the $36 a year in taxes you pay for someone else’s SNAP benefits, you’re probably the one that needs to work harder and get a real job
For those invested in my physical media journey I bought a 3D TV
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
For those invested in my physical media journey I bought a 3D TV
Hearing the new The Format song in a gay leather shop in Phoenix is so wild
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hearing the new The Format song in a gay leather shop in Phoenix is so wild
Sometimes I misread Nine West for Nina West and go through this whole thing where I think “damn girl… good for you”
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sometimes I misread Nine West for Nina West and go through this whole thing where I think “damn girl… good for you”
Ok so just now at the bar I saw what appeared to be an ad for the Welcome To Derry show and then I saw Allison Williams and thought to myself “Oh! Well why didn’t you say so??” And then it turned out to be ad for like, HBO Max in general ??
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ok so just now at the bar I saw what appeared to be an ad for the Welcome To Derry show and then I saw Allison Williams and thought to myself “Oh! Well why didn’t you say so??” And then it turned out to be ad for like, HBO Max in general ??
TRON: Ares round 3 and chased the sunset down on my day off.
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
TRON: Ares round 3 and chased the sunset down on my day off.
I want to make the most of my day
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I want to make the most of my day
TRON is just the sci-fi BEFORE TRILOGY
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
TRON is just the sci-fi BEFORE TRILOGY
TRON: ARES taste so good when you ain’t got a bitch in yo ear telling you it’s nasty
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TRON: ARES taste so good when you ain’t got a bitch in yo ear telling you it’s nasty
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
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Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
2 million rally in Italy for Gaza as general strike halts key services
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
bit.ly
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
Do I know any one else seeing The Format at the state fair this Saturday in Phoenix?
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Do I know any one else seeing The Format at the state fair this Saturday in Phoenix?
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Chotiner: You've written a lot about the band Weezer over the years.
Me: That's right.
Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said.
Me: 100%. Always has been.
Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote...
Me: Can we go off the record real quick?
Me: That's right.
Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said.
Me: 100%. Always has been.
Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote...
Me: Can we go off the record real quick?
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Chotiner: You've written a lot about the band Weezer over the years.
Me: That's right.
Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said.
Me: 100%. Always has been.
Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote...
Me: Can we go off the record real quick?
Me: That's right.
Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said.
Me: 100%. Always has been.
Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote...
Me: Can we go off the record real quick?
I haven’t had a cigarette in 9 days and I feel like I should be on workers comp
September 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I haven’t had a cigarette in 9 days and I feel like I should be on workers comp
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Glinda was at the Kirk memorial but she felt weird about it
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Glinda was at the Kirk memorial but she felt weird about it
I wanna make a shirt that’s like “I’m not gay but $20 is $20” but instead it’s “I’m gay, but Heather Graham is Heather Graham”
September 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I wanna make a shirt that’s like “I’m not gay but $20 is $20” but instead it’s “I’m gay, but Heather Graham is Heather Graham”
I am becoming a normal human being again thank you for checking on me
September 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I am becoming a normal human being again thank you for checking on me
My Thor keychain broke :(
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My Thor keychain broke :(
The Justin Bieber album makes sense when you realize it’s White Donda
September 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Justin Bieber album makes sense when you realize it’s White Donda
How some people see lonely dogs in animal shelters that’s how I see empty dive bars
September 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How some people see lonely dogs in animal shelters that’s how I see empty dive bars