My Heart's an Astrolabe
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Migrating from the bad place
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My future self was waiting for me when I got home from the interview. He said the job wouldn't kill me, but I might wish it did. #TwoSentenceHorrorStories
Evangelicals reading the Roys Report on Michael Tait.
June 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Evangelicals reading the Roys Report on Michael Tait.
What if Severance is really just about belly buttons?
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What if Severance is really just about belly buttons?
Skal Labissiere is playing in his first NBA game in more than 5 years. Good for him.
March 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Skal Labissiere is playing in his first NBA game in more than 5 years. Good for him.
Two episodes into Daredevil: Born Again and he still hasn’t given his heart to Jesus.
March 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Two episodes into Daredevil: Born Again and he still hasn’t given his heart to Jesus.
"I have a lot of pudding."
March 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"I have a lot of pudding."
Jaxson Hayes attacked the rim like he attacked his girlfriend
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Jaxson Hayes attacked the rim like he attacked his girlfriend
is Sean Baker's 4 Oscars in one night a record?
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
is Sean Baker's 4 Oscars in one night a record?
Wait, that's what Mikey Madison really sounds like?
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Wait, that's what Mikey Madison really sounds like?
Sean Baker somehow wins Best Actress too
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sean Baker somehow wins Best Actress too
If you've already given two speeches, you don't really have more to say
March 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you've already given two speeches, you don't really have more to say
redemption for rasta-man
March 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
redemption for rasta-man
Laugh Out Loud Crowley
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Laugh Out Loud Crowley
Homes dot com pitchman Morgan Freeman
March 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Homes dot com pitchman Morgan Freeman
Xavier Collins! He got out!
March 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Xavier Collins! He got out!
@blankcheck.bsky.social guest Rachel Zegler!
March 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@blankcheck.bsky.social guest Rachel Zegler!
does this Diane Warren movie actually exist
March 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
does this Diane Warren movie actually exist
The Brutalist is literally a movie about production design but ok
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Brutalist is literally a movie about production design but ok
Did Zoe Saldana thank a weed company?
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Did Zoe Saldana thank a weed company?
THANK MORE PETS
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THANK MORE PETS
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"Skyfall" covered by Paul F. Tompkins
YouTube video by Paul F Tompkins
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That James Bond tribute was just so necessary
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
That James Bond tribute was just so necessary
I get bringing in new singers for the old Bond songs, but like Adele is still around
March 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I get bringing in new singers for the old Bond songs, but like Adele is still around
are we supposed to know who Lisa is
March 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
are we supposed to know who Lisa is
The Oscars: We're going to keep the show running on time
Also the Oscars: Here's a long tribute to James Bond for some reason
Also the Oscars: Here's a long tribute to James Bond for some reason
March 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Oscars: We're going to keep the show running on time
Also the Oscars: Here's a long tribute to James Bond for some reason
Also the Oscars: Here's a long tribute to James Bond for some reason
Conan's working blue now
March 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Conan's working blue now