If ya’ll wreck the world before Wicked Part 2 comes out, I’ma be big mad. And that’s all I have to say right now. 💚

If you have a spouse that never gets sick or sniffles a couple times and it’s done. While you need bed rest and cough drops for a month…throw your hands up! 🙌 We need to find each other. It’s not ok. We are NOT ok. 🤪

Are you 100% sure that the plane and helicopter were at the exact same height when they collided, Mr. President? 🫠

A 35 minute press conference. Roughly 4 of those minutes (11%) were spent trying to comfort people after a tragedy. 31 minutes (89%) were spent pointing fingers, lying, and dividing. Let that sink in. We spend the majority of our time on things that are important to us.

Got a little too close to the Lego store. 🎋

Nothing reminds you that you are a mere mortal more than tweaking your back while picking up a carrot off the floor. 👴🏻🥕

Looking at tiny homes and trailers along the coast. Nothing to live in, just visit. Vacation wagons. Anyone else want to get in on this mid life crisis? 🌊😎🌴

Current mood. 🪷🧘🏻‍♂️🪷

oh god, the sun is coming up. i wrote all night. i’ve lost my mind this time.

I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk

This 300 character / 4 image limit really clips my wings. At least 5 of my friends are here. 👋