Twytchy Witch
@twytchywitch.bsky.social
NO MAGA! If you voted for that ass and his bs policies, I have neither the time nor the crayons.
GenX AuDHD witch married to a Boomer NT satyr.
Women/Children/Trans/LGBTQIA+/Palestinian/POC/Immigrant ally.
ULC ordained minister who swears like a sailor.
GenX AuDHD witch married to a Boomer NT satyr.
Women/Children/Trans/LGBTQIA+/Palestinian/POC/Immigrant ally.
ULC ordained minister who swears like a sailor.
Pinned
Tip for the girls and women (and the sane men who love them): always keep a firm, thin stick on you. Hair sticks, pencils, crochet hooks, knitting needles, whatever, slide nicely into a bun or behind an ear for easy access should you need to defend yourself unexpectedly. “His prick, your stick!”
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I hope he wins.
Holy shit! Democrats, if you’re looking for a fighter, you found one— @malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social for DNC Vice Chair.
February 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I hope he wins.
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JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.
January 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.
It must be nice to have so much money that you can be convicted of 34 felonies and use running for office as a get out of jail free card. Then use that to convince *millions* you aren’t guilty so they vote you into the Oval Office. #eattherich
January 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It must be nice to have so much money that you can be convicted of 34 felonies and use running for office as a get out of jail free card. Then use that to convince *millions* you aren’t guilty so they vote you into the Oval Office. #eattherich
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Trump Blames Dems for CA Fires (Again)
Trump’s all-caps rant: “NO WATER IN FIRE HYDRANTS, NO MONEY IN FEMA! THANKS, JOE!” He blames Biden, Dems, and a lack of “RAKING” for fires starting in residential areas. Sure, blame winds and drought on politics—because, of course, nature checks party lines.
Trump’s all-caps rant: “NO WATER IN FIRE HYDRANTS, NO MONEY IN FEMA! THANKS, JOE!” He blames Biden, Dems, and a lack of “RAKING” for fires starting in residential areas. Sure, blame winds and drought on politics—because, of course, nature checks party lines.
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Trump Blames Dems for CA Fires (Again)
Trump’s all-caps rant: “NO WATER IN FIRE HYDRANTS, NO MONEY IN FEMA! THANKS, JOE!” He blames Biden, Dems, and a lack of “RAKING” for fires starting in residential areas. Sure, blame winds and drought on politics—because, of course, nature checks party lines.
Trump’s all-caps rant: “NO WATER IN FIRE HYDRANTS, NO MONEY IN FEMA! THANKS, JOE!” He blames Biden, Dems, and a lack of “RAKING” for fires starting in residential areas. Sure, blame winds and drought on politics—because, of course, nature checks party lines.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Suuure it was just necking - I mean networking! And I’m a tall 3-penised black man named Adolf…
Trump, Alito, and a Rare Call Amid Legal Turmoil
Justice Alito confirmed a call with Trump to recommend ex-clerk William Levi for a job—hours before Trump’s Supreme Court plea to halt sentencing. Alito insists they didn’t discuss the case—just classic job networking during a legal storm. Sure.
Justice Alito confirmed a call with Trump to recommend ex-clerk William Levi for a job—hours before Trump’s Supreme Court plea to halt sentencing. Alito insists they didn’t discuss the case—just classic job networking during a legal storm. Sure.
January 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Uh-huh. Yeah. Suuure it was just necking - I mean networking! And I’m a tall 3-penised black man named Adolf…
Facts. Who knew they were a real thing? Oh yeah - anybody not in the 2nd biggest cult in the USA…
January 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Facts. Who knew they were a real thing? Oh yeah - anybody not in the 2nd biggest cult in the USA…
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January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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We will never let Trump and MAGA rewrite the truth about what happened on January 6, 2021. We've put together a mini-documentary that goes through not only what happened on the 6th, but before and in the aftermath of that infamous day. Watch and share 'A Coup In Plain Sight':
Meidas Won’t Let Trump and MAGA Rewrite January 6!
Four years ago, Donald Trump incited a violent insurrection at the United States Capitol.
www.meidasplus.com
January 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We will never let Trump and MAGA rewrite the truth about what happened on January 6, 2021. We've put together a mini-documentary that goes through not only what happened on the 6th, but before and in the aftermath of that infamous day. Watch and share 'A Coup In Plain Sight':
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Biden’s Presidency Will Be Remembered
Biden avoided recession, cut unemployment to record lows, and led globally against Russia. Critics overlook his rescue measures. He ended the Afghan war, defended democracy, and strengthened alliances. Despite missteps, he leaves a stronger, more stable nation.
Biden avoided recession, cut unemployment to record lows, and led globally against Russia. Critics overlook his rescue measures. He ended the Afghan war, defended democracy, and strengthened alliances. Despite missteps, he leaves a stronger, more stable nation.
January 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Biden’s Presidency Will Be Remembered
Biden avoided recession, cut unemployment to record lows, and led globally against Russia. Critics overlook his rescue measures. He ended the Afghan war, defended democracy, and strengthened alliances. Despite missteps, he leaves a stronger, more stable nation.
Biden avoided recession, cut unemployment to record lows, and led globally against Russia. Critics overlook his rescue measures. He ended the Afghan war, defended democracy, and strengthened alliances. Despite missteps, he leaves a stronger, more stable nation.
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THIS. When I asked for Dem leadership to acknowledge what went wrong and come up with a plan to fix it, THIS is what I was looking for. Kudos to @benwikler.bsky.social for laying it out, and thanks to @marcelias.bsky.social for the interview!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MynF... Ben is infinitely superior to any other choice
Ben Wikler's Vision for the Democratic Party
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
THIS. When I asked for Dem leadership to acknowledge what went wrong and come up with a plan to fix it, THIS is what I was looking for. Kudos to @benwikler.bsky.social for laying it out, and thanks to @marcelias.bsky.social for the interview!
Gosh, how utterly not shocked I am to hear that Mac Daddy Putin did not, in fact, bow to his lowly subordinate, Don the Stumped Trump.
Did anyone not sporting the red ball cap mark of the beast on their forehead *not* see this coming?
Did anyone not sporting the red ball cap mark of the beast on their forehead *not* see this coming?
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Gosh, how utterly not shocked I am to hear that Mac Daddy Putin did not, in fact, bow to his lowly subordinate, Don the Stumped Trump.
Did anyone not sporting the red ball cap mark of the beast on their forehead *not* see this coming?
Did anyone not sporting the red ball cap mark of the beast on their forehead *not* see this coming?
On the one hand, I knew it would be a peaceful transfer of power because nonMaGaTs aren’t the ones in a cult.
On the other hand, some small part of me wanted Deadpool & co to get the Founding Fathers to rise up and crash the count, A-Team style. Makes as much sense as anything else does these days.
On the other hand, some small part of me wanted Deadpool & co to get the Founding Fathers to rise up and crash the count, A-Team style. Makes as much sense as anything else does these days.
January 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On the one hand, I knew it would be a peaceful transfer of power because nonMaGaTs aren’t the ones in a cult.
On the other hand, some small part of me wanted Deadpool & co to get the Founding Fathers to rise up and crash the count, A-Team style. Makes as much sense as anything else does these days.
On the other hand, some small part of me wanted Deadpool & co to get the Founding Fathers to rise up and crash the count, A-Team style. Makes as much sense as anything else does these days.
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See below for my statement in response to Chairman Loudermilk's "Interim Report":
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
See below for my statement in response to Chairman Loudermilk's "Interim Report":
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
January 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
Tip for the girls and women (and the sane men who love them): always keep a firm, thin stick on you. Hair sticks, pencils, crochet hooks, knitting needles, whatever, slide nicely into a bun or behind an ear for easy access should you need to defend yourself unexpectedly. “His prick, your stick!”
January 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tip for the girls and women (and the sane men who love them): always keep a firm, thin stick on you. Hair sticks, pencils, crochet hooks, knitting needles, whatever, slide nicely into a bun or behind an ear for easy access should you need to defend yourself unexpectedly. “His prick, your stick!”
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4 days from J6
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
January 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
4 days from J6
I’m just a silly ole fe-male, so I don’t know what is written at the top of the video, but I just need to share this cool view of TT’s front entrance. Because, it’s so coolio.
Please don’t show this video of Elon Musk’s ugly ass POS Cybertruck blowing the fuck up in front of Trump’s stupid-ass hotel.
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m just a silly ole fe-male, so I don’t know what is written at the top of the video, but I just need to share this cool view of TT’s front entrance. Because, it’s so coolio.
Ok, so I’m a bit concerned (even more than usual - and I didn’t think it possible!).
If Amendment 14, article 3 prevents Diaper Donnie from taking office, who then does it go to? No one actually voted for Vance, but as the vp on the ticket, does he get it?
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If Amendment 14, article 3 prevents Diaper Donnie from taking office, who then does it go to? No one actually voted for Vance, but as the vp on the ticket, does he get it?
1/3
January 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ok, so I’m a bit concerned (even more than usual - and I didn’t think it possible!).
If Amendment 14, article 3 prevents Diaper Donnie from taking office, who then does it go to? No one actually voted for Vance, but as the vp on the ticket, does he get it?
1/3
If Amendment 14, article 3 prevents Diaper Donnie from taking office, who then does it go to? No one actually voted for Vance, but as the vp on the ticket, does he get it?
1/3
This is so starkly beautiful - my favorite kind of photo. So why does my newly extra-paranoid brain see the little red light and think “Villain’s Lair?” Happy 2025, my Lovelies! Apparently I’m truly entering my antihero years. Vive le Resistance!
January 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is so starkly beautiful - my favorite kind of photo. So why does my newly extra-paranoid brain see the little red light and think “Villain’s Lair?” Happy 2025, my Lovelies! Apparently I’m truly entering my antihero years. Vive le Resistance!
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I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
December 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
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🚨BREAKING: Trump Armed Maritime Platoon Ordinanced Navy (TAMPON) is responding to Russia on high alert after Russian commanders mutiny on the high seas
December 23, 2024 at 12:46 PM
🚨BREAKING: Trump Armed Maritime Platoon Ordinanced Navy (TAMPON) is responding to Russia on high alert after Russian commanders mutiny on the high seas