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Hope Joe T is in Miami Mode again
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hope Joe T is in Miami Mode again
You don't want coaches that eat with forks and knives. You want coaches that eat with their hands!
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You don't want coaches that eat with forks and knives. You want coaches that eat with their hands!
Godspeed, 12 warriors
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Godspeed, 12 warriors
LEEEE3EEEAK! Remains undefeated
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
LEEEE3EEEAK! Remains undefeated
The ball knowers was logged on
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The ball knowers was logged on
Nothing against Hubble but can we say it has centi-Nancy Grace Roman imaging capability?
Holy moly: The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope construction is completed! That's fantastic news — much needed right now — and I am very much looking forward to when this beast launches. It has 100X the field of view of Hubble.
One. Hundred. *At the same resolution*.
www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
One. Hundred. *At the same resolution*.
www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Completed - NASA
Two technicians look up at NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope after its inner and outer segments were connected at the agency’s Goddard Space Flight
www.nasa.gov
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nothing against Hubble but can we say it has centi-Nancy Grace Roman imaging capability?
Interception and fumble on the same play! The oh no! Disaster! of fantasy football
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Interception and fumble on the same play! The oh no! Disaster! of fantasy football
This is going to be 6-9 game, even with this blocked punt
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is going to be 6-9 game, even with this blocked punt
Look out, virginsianians
SOURCES: Billy Napier will be the next head coach at James Madison, @theathletic.com has learned. A five-year deal is being finalized with an announcement coming after Friday's Sun Belt championship game.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Look out, virginsianians
@the-core.bsky.social just drove back from family thanksgiving and listened to fullcast thanksgiving disasters... What's your favorite brownie?
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@the-core.bsky.social just drove back from family thanksgiving and listened to fullcast thanksgiving disasters... What's your favorite brownie?
I'll bet University of Hawaii has some unique extension service programming
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'll bet University of Hawaii has some unique extension service programming
How long is too long for driving my side dishes on Thursday? Looking at about 2 hours from my oven to my aunt's dining table. I have some heat packs and casserole coozies.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How long is too long for driving my side dishes on Thursday? Looking at about 2 hours from my oven to my aunt's dining table. I have some heat packs and casserole coozies.
I blame the buccaneers' white pants
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I blame the buccaneers' white pants
This Friendsgiving has revealed a cruel truth about time: I can't eat like I used to
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This Friendsgiving has revealed a cruel truth about time: I can't eat like I used to
And I was calling Duke a bunch of cowards for kicking a field goal
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And I was calling Duke a bunch of cowards for kicking a field goal
When did you go to an a&m game, @hulcricket.bsky.social?
OKAY FOR THE HANDFUL OF YOU WHO STILL CARE ABOUT THIS
Based on the 40+ schools that have gotten back to me, I believe Nebraska is still your college stadium booze sales champions through October, but yes, Ole Miss is pretty close.
Texas A&M, I THINK, is the hot dog sales leader
Based on the 40+ schools that have gotten back to me, I believe Nebraska is still your college stadium booze sales champions through October, but yes, Ole Miss is pretty close.
Texas A&M, I THINK, is the hot dog sales leader
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When did you go to an a&m game, @hulcricket.bsky.social?
@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I can't find a teeny-tiny watch part I ordered four months ago. Did I install it or lose it? Follow up: Is this the least favorite game?
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I can't find a teeny-tiny watch part I ordered four months ago. Did I install it or lose it? Follow up: Is this the least favorite game?
OH NO
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
OH NO
Hmm, high probability Dan Lanning is a lefty. This brings so much into focus.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hmm, high probability Dan Lanning is a lefty. This brings so much into focus.
The only player who can shutdown Jordan Jefferson one-on-one is JJ McCarthy
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The only player who can shutdown Jordan Jefferson one-on-one is JJ McCarthy
She's a witch (complimentary)!
Absolutely, give me "snap over the punter's head" for the play that provides the final margin
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
She's a witch (complimentary)!
It's perfect
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's perfect
Ha HA!
Absolutely, give me "snap over the punter's head" for the play that provides the final margin
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ha HA!
Ha HA!
I hear Jimmy Rogers is the leading candidate at UCLA
I should start a rumor that Wazzu's coach is going through get hired away
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ha HA!
I hear Jimmy Rogers is the leading candidate at UCLA
I should start a rumor that Wazzu's coach is going through get hired away
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hear Jimmy Rogers is the leading candidate at UCLA