Char 🍃
@twocentpenny.bsky.social
Fandom and fic writing! BTS rpf, mostly longer fantasy or pwp cisswap. 18+, please!
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It's my birthday and one of my colleagues brought me homemade kimchi??? This rocks???
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's my birthday and one of my colleagues brought me homemade kimchi??? This rocks???
It's the most wonderful time of the year!!! (Blood orange cake season)
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year!!! (Blood orange cake season)
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WE ARE GOING TO GET NEW NAMGI INTERACTIONS!!! FROM THE CLINGY NAMGI ERA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
WE ARE GOING TO GET NEW NAMGI INTERACTIONS!!! FROM THE CLINGY NAMGI ERA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mojo dojo casa house sex tape
How is this "access UNPRECEDENTED" we literally watched hobi sleep, we watched them cry, we watched them betray each other for a packet of ramyeon, we watched them compose, what else are we getting access to???????
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
mojo dojo casa house sex tape
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bts: jin hyung did you know that we would die and kill for you and also desire you carnally
seokjin, the man who has said he would give them his kidney if they were sick: that's so weird why would you say that
seokjin, the man who has said he would give them his kidney if they were sick: that's so weird why would you say that
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
bts: jin hyung did you know that we would die and kill for you and also desire you carnally
seokjin, the man who has said he would give them his kidney if they were sick: that's so weird why would you say that
seokjin, the man who has said he would give them his kidney if they were sick: that's so weird why would you say that
Decided I wanted to track my reading a little more this year, so here are my January reads!
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Decided I wanted to track my reading a little more this year, so here are my January reads!
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
• Human Sexuality
• Literature of the Regency Era
• Science and Science Fiction
• Human Neuropsychology
• Reading Films
• Human Sexuality
• Literature of the Regency Era
• Science and Science Fiction
• Human Neuropsychology
• Reading Films
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
• Writing Poetry
• Shakespeare
• Intro to Linguistics
• French Literature
• Political Science
• Writing Poetry
• Shakespeare
• Intro to Linguistics
• French Literature
• Political Science
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
•Quick Sketching for Interior Designers
•Space Planning
•Introduction to Global Business
•Abnormal Psychology
•Marriage, Family, and Relationships
•Quick Sketching for Interior Designers
•Space Planning
•Introduction to Global Business
•Abnormal Psychology
•Marriage, Family, and Relationships
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
• Human Sexuality
• Literature of the Regency Era
• Science and Science Fiction
• Human Neuropsychology
• Reading Films
• Human Sexuality
• Literature of the Regency Era
• Science and Science Fiction
• Human Neuropsychology
• Reading Films
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I can't stop looking at this but not even in a thirsty way, it's more of a "damn girl mad respect congratulations on your legs" way
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I can't stop looking at this but not even in a thirsty way, it's more of a "damn girl mad respect congratulations on your legs" way
Can't wait for these to outsell our actual Olympic merch
The Canada fleece from “Heated Rivalry” is getting an official release!
It will be made in Canada with 10% of sales being donated to a LGBTQ+ charity. International shipping will be offered and release date is to be confirmed.
🔗 for updates: provinceofcanada.com/pages/heated...
It will be made in Canada with 10% of sales being donated to a LGBTQ+ charity. International shipping will be offered and release date is to be confirmed.
🔗 for updates: provinceofcanada.com/pages/heated...
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Can't wait for these to outsell our actual Olympic merch
(Preface for this is that everything is fine. HOWEVER!!!)
Work: It's possible you might lose your job!
Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru
Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!
Work: It's possible you might lose your job!
Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru
Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
(Preface for this is that everything is fine. HOWEVER!!!)
Work: It's possible you might lose your job!
Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru
Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!
Work: It's possible you might lose your job!
Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru
Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!
the real cost of the canadian propensity towards monopolies, tbh
OKAY BESTIES - i have to do my due diligence bc I saw someone on TT planning a trip for ARMIES coming to Toronto and they were greatly misinformed already:
💜 DO NO GO TO THE ROGERS CENTRE
💜 THE CONCERT IS AT THE ROGERS STADIUM
💜 These 2 different venues that are NOT close to one another!
💜 DO NO GO TO THE ROGERS CENTRE
💜 THE CONCERT IS AT THE ROGERS STADIUM
💜 These 2 different venues that are NOT close to one another!
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
the real cost of the canadian propensity towards monopolies, tbh
me: man, i'm kinda tired, i guess it must be stress from the layoffs at work and also maybe ticketing...
my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked
my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 PM
me: man, i'm kinda tired, i guess it must be stress from the layoffs at work and also maybe ticketing...
my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked
my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked
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Did you write down that it’s wild that Yoongi sees himself as a person for whom success is a dangerous and corrupting drug so he has to cut himself down every time he reaches an apex simply to remain real? That he doesn’t trust himself with power so he’s his own watchman? Bc that’s also on my mind
January 22, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Did you write down that it’s wild that Yoongi sees himself as a person for whom success is a dangerous and corrupting drug so he has to cut himself down every time he reaches an apex simply to remain real? That he doesn’t trust himself with power so he’s his own watchman? Bc that’s also on my mind
one like for one answer or you can ask me a specific number if you are curious!! distract me while i come down from the weird energy of today!!
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
one like for one answer or you can ask me a specific number if you are curious!! distract me while i come down from the weird energy of today!!
Toronto D1 babyyy!!!
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Toronto D1 babyyy!!!
Heated Rivalry fic rec, for those interested: archiveofourown.org/works/77745341
(it's a wip and heavily about issues with sports betting and privacy, with hollanov caught up in the middle. fascinating and also incredibly compelling)
(it's a wip and heavily about issues with sports betting and privacy, with hollanov caught up in the middle. fascinating and also incredibly compelling)
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Heated Rivalry fic rec, for those interested: archiveofourown.org/works/77745341
(it's a wip and heavily about issues with sports betting and privacy, with hollanov caught up in the middle. fascinating and also incredibly compelling)
(it's a wip and heavily about issues with sports betting and privacy, with hollanov caught up in the middle. fascinating and also incredibly compelling)
this is perfection
new fav concept to rotate in my mind/antagonise @eliwinterbear.bsky.social with: sj is srs when he says he’s never even been asked out and by extension that means he’s never had sex. anything is plausible if u believe and are a pervert
January 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
this is perfection
I know not everyone is a winter fan and I'm so intensely pro-winter when the weather is good, but i went xc skiing for 90 minutes yesterday and another hour today, and then also did the perfect skate (skate somewhere to have a little treat, skate back) and guys, i just really love winter 😮💨
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I know not everyone is a winter fan and I'm so intensely pro-winter when the weather is good, but i went xc skiing for 90 minutes yesterday and another hour today, and then also did the perfect skate (skate somewhere to have a little treat, skate back) and guys, i just really love winter 😮💨
i have one meeting left before the end of the week and honestly I want to die! let me just finish the week now!! i'm sick of working!!!
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i have one meeting left before the end of the week and honestly I want to die! let me just finish the week now!! i'm sick of working!!!
No greater sign that we've gotten a huge dump of snow than the fact that I had a brief conversation with a solid 50% of the people I came across on my morning walk around the neighourhood
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
No greater sign that we've gotten a huge dump of snow than the fact that I had a brief conversation with a solid 50% of the people I came across on my morning walk around the neighourhood
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I still think ticketing is going to be a nightmare just because that’s how it’s always gonna be, and there are still places on the globe untouched, but no one can say BTS didn’t push the limits of time, space, and 7 human bodies to do the absolute most they could to come back to us
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I still think ticketing is going to be a nightmare just because that’s how it’s always gonna be, and there are still places on the globe untouched, but no one can say BTS didn’t push the limits of time, space, and 7 human bodies to do the absolute most they could to come back to us
i managed to get some work stuff done early last week so that i could sent it in today, which was great because it really pushed the narrative that i'm like productive and on top of my shit even though actually my entire brain has just been chanting "bts canada dates" over and over and over
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i managed to get some work stuff done early last week so that i could sent it in today, which was great because it really pushed the narrative that i'm like productive and on top of my shit even though actually my entire brain has just been chanting "bts canada dates" over and over and over
YAYYY! a great ending, thank you august!!!
if you're ready | yoonkook, 92k (now completed! 5.3k in this chapter), E
🏔 Chapter 16 🏔
😅 kind of an epilogue, more of a slight time-skip chapter
🏠 the highs and lows of meeting the family
🏆 a well-deserved celebration
🐺 looking toward the future
#btsfics
archiveofourown.org/works/644531...
🏔 Chapter 16 🏔
😅 kind of an epilogue, more of a slight time-skip chapter
🏠 the highs and lows of meeting the family
🏆 a well-deserved celebration
🐺 looking toward the future
#btsfics
archiveofourown.org/works/644531...
if you're ready | yoonkook, 92k (completed; 16 chapters), E
🐺 jaded older omega/enthusiastic younger alpha
🎮 game developer bangtan
🏔 snowed-in surprise heat
💜 (sub)gender dynamics; getting together; mpreg/breeding kink
#btsfics
archiveofourown.org/works/644531...
🐺 jaded older omega/enthusiastic younger alpha
🎮 game developer bangtan
🏔 snowed-in surprise heat
💜 (sub)gender dynamics; getting together; mpreg/breeding kink
#btsfics
archiveofourown.org/works/644531...
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
YAYYY! a great ending, thank you august!!!
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Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.
Clarity
💎 #2seok, side yoonmin
💎 Rated M (but may be E later), 2.8k, WIP
💎 AU - Medieval Fantasy, Action/Adventure, Idiots to Lovers
archiveofourown.org/works/61838527 #BtsFic
💎 #2seok, side yoonmin
💎 Rated M (but may be E later), 2.8k, WIP
💎 AU - Medieval Fantasy, Action/Adventure, Idiots to Lovers
archiveofourown.org/works/61838527 #BtsFic
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.
Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.
Clarity
💎 #2seok, side yoonmin
💎 Rated M (but may be E later), 2.8k, WIP
💎 AU - Medieval Fantasy, Action/Adventure, Idiots to Lovers
archiveofourown.org/works/61838527 #BtsFic
💎 #2seok, side yoonmin
💎 Rated M (but may be E later), 2.8k, WIP
💎 AU - Medieval Fantasy, Action/Adventure, Idiots to Lovers
archiveofourown.org/works/61838527 #BtsFic
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.