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Y'all remember Elian Gonzalez?
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I was told this earlier this year and it stuck:

"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."

Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."
December 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I love this question:

(But in negro)
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
LeBron could never
Hunter Biden pardoned. Okay, President Biden:

There are currently appx 89,000 people in federal custody for drug offenses alone.

When are their pardons coming?
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Hell no. When I think of real grown ups they are 60 and up lmao
Are we the adultier adults now? Cause that’s kinda scary.
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Someone tell Wilma to get off the burner
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
At this age, there's nothing more exhilarating than trying to jump over a garage sensor before the door comes down.
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
This is a blockable offense, but that's Twitter logic. I'm just going to say, "With all due respect...fuck Shrek."
easy, finding nemo
Who yall picking ??
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
One thing I like about Thanksgiving, is seeing people go back to the humble beginnings households that raised them.
November 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I start every morning with coffee and a bagel. Glorious.
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
When you're an agent of chaos, make sure you align with the outcome and not moment. Can't unring that bell.
November 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Often times, I got to my music library, hit shuffle, and admire my own stellar taste in music.
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
November 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I will forever say the brother and the momma are the ones that did it to JonBenet Ramsey.
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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The Equalizer and Book of Eli being higher than Malcolm X?

Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.
Happy Monday #blackSky, how are y’all feeling about these results??
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I'm not a trendy nigga at all, but I said I was going to start putting in effort when I get dressed. I "feel" the difference when I go out.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Outside of the areola comment, this fall I'm working on dressing more in these times. I've got Earth tones covered but neutral tones are a struggle.
I shit you not this man sent me a link to this tweet and thought I was going to respond!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
1.5. 2 actually has a lot of creamer.
How do you want your coffee??
Pick a number

1 - 3
Most times it’s straight black.
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Oh, shit. #Blacksky is my FEED feed?!

(A place where that question is clearly understood)
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Not going to lie, I just figured out "#Blacksky" Skyline. I'm activated
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
It's crazy how The Evans lived in the hood but didn't have a peephole or lock their door. #GoodTimes
November 25, 2024 at 2:14 PM
He's literally a Top 5 rapper. I say this often. Way better than the short man out west.
Big KRIT is easily the most slept on southern MC by far though. He literally is a one man band that never misses
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Imagine your embarrassment when the first step is "Unplug and plug it back up". 😂
I unplugged the wifi before bed and completely forgot to plug it back in. Xfinity was about to be cussed out real good 😂
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
At the height of unemployment, an unemployed Florida Evans, tried to get James to open a repair store. She really hated her family. #GoodTimes
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
R&B died when them niggas started speed singing instead of hiring rappers. DMX and Sisqo were trying to show them something.
R&B died when drug dealers learned how to sing
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM