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Y'all remember Elian Gonzalez?
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Y'all remember Elian Gonzalez?
I was told this earlier this year and it stuck:
"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."
Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."
"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."
Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."
December 5, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I was told this earlier this year and it stuck:
"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."
Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."
"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."
Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."
I love this question:
(But in negro)
(But in negro)
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I love this question:
(But in negro)
(But in negro)
LeBron could never
Hunter Biden pardoned. Okay, President Biden:
There are currently appx 89,000 people in federal custody for drug offenses alone.
When are their pardons coming?
There are currently appx 89,000 people in federal custody for drug offenses alone.
When are their pardons coming?
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
LeBron could never
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Hell no. When I think of real grown ups they are 60 and up lmao
Are we the adultier adults now? Cause that’s kinda scary.
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Hell no. When I think of real grown ups they are 60 and up lmao
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Someone tell Wilma to get off the burner
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 2, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Someone tell Wilma to get off the burner
At this age, there's nothing more exhilarating than trying to jump over a garage sensor before the door comes down.
November 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
At this age, there's nothing more exhilarating than trying to jump over a garage sensor before the door comes down.
This is a blockable offense, but that's Twitter logic. I'm just going to say, "With all due respect...fuck Shrek."
easy, finding nemo
Who yall picking ??
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
This is a blockable offense, but that's Twitter logic. I'm just going to say, "With all due respect...fuck Shrek."
One thing I like about Thanksgiving, is seeing people go back to the humble beginnings households that raised them.
November 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
One thing I like about Thanksgiving, is seeing people go back to the humble beginnings households that raised them.
I start every morning with coffee and a bagel. Glorious.
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I start every morning with coffee and a bagel. Glorious.
When you're an agent of chaos, make sure you align with the outcome and not moment. Can't unring that bell.
November 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
When you're an agent of chaos, make sure you align with the outcome and not moment. Can't unring that bell.
Often times, I got to my music library, hit shuffle, and admire my own stellar taste in music.
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Often times, I got to my music library, hit shuffle, and admire my own stellar taste in music.
I will forever say the brother and the momma are the ones that did it to JonBenet Ramsey.
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I will forever say the brother and the momma are the ones that did it to JonBenet Ramsey.
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The Equalizer and Book of Eli being higher than Malcolm X?
Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.
Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.
Happy Monday #blackSky, how are y’all feeling about these results??
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The Equalizer and Book of Eli being higher than Malcolm X?
Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.
Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.
I'm not a trendy nigga at all, but I said I was going to start putting in effort when I get dressed. I "feel" the difference when I go out.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I'm not a trendy nigga at all, but I said I was going to start putting in effort when I get dressed. I "feel" the difference when I go out.
Outside of the areola comment, this fall I'm working on dressing more in these times. I've got Earth tones covered but neutral tones are a struggle.
I shit you not this man sent me a link to this tweet and thought I was going to respond!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Outside of the areola comment, this fall I'm working on dressing more in these times. I've got Earth tones covered but neutral tones are a struggle.
1.5. 2 actually has a lot of creamer.
How do you want your coffee??
Pick a number
1 - 3
Most times it’s straight black.
Pick a number
1 - 3
Most times it’s straight black.
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
1.5. 2 actually has a lot of creamer.
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Not going to lie, I just figured out "#Blacksky" Skyline. I'm activated
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Not going to lie, I just figured out "#Blacksky" Skyline. I'm activated
It's crazy how The Evans lived in the hood but didn't have a peephole or lock their door. #GoodTimes
November 25, 2024 at 2:14 PM
It's crazy how The Evans lived in the hood but didn't have a peephole or lock their door. #GoodTimes
He's literally a Top 5 rapper. I say this often. Way better than the short man out west.
Big KRIT is easily the most slept on southern MC by far though. He literally is a one man band that never misses
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
He's literally a Top 5 rapper. I say this often. Way better than the short man out west.
Imagine your embarrassment when the first step is "Unplug and plug it back up". 😂
I unplugged the wifi before bed and completely forgot to plug it back in. Xfinity was about to be cussed out real good 😂
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Imagine your embarrassment when the first step is "Unplug and plug it back up". 😂
At the height of unemployment, an unemployed Florida Evans, tried to get James to open a repair store. She really hated her family. #GoodTimes
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
At the height of unemployment, an unemployed Florida Evans, tried to get James to open a repair store. She really hated her family. #GoodTimes
R&B died when them niggas started speed singing instead of hiring rappers. DMX and Sisqo were trying to show them something.
R&B died when drug dealers learned how to sing
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
R&B died when them niggas started speed singing instead of hiring rappers. DMX and Sisqo were trying to show them something.