caroline ✨🍉 she/her
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crone 👻 32, rhode island, I own a bookstore heartleafbooks.com
customers in the bookstore are always like “I have a random question” and then it’s the most normal question you’ve ever heard. I’m begging someone to actually ask me a random question. Like what’s the average weight of a right whale? I don’t know! let’s find out!
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
customers in the bookstore are always like “I have a random question” and then it’s the most normal question you’ve ever heard. I’m begging someone to actually ask me a random question. Like what’s the average weight of a right whale? I don’t know! let’s find out!
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Oh oh you want the guy in the $5000 suit to voice GMC commercials?!?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oh oh you want the guy in the $5000 suit to voice GMC commercials?!?!?!
recently found out that will arnett has been the voice of gmc commercials since 1998 and it’s completely fucking with me
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
recently found out that will arnett has been the voice of gmc commercials since 1998 and it’s completely fucking with me
my high school only taught latin american history in spanish class and I didn’t take spanish so I know nothing about latin american history. fucked up
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
my high school only taught latin american history in spanish class and I didn’t take spanish so I know nothing about latin american history. fucked up
one year of not getting that tight feeling in my chest when I open a microblogging app 💕✨
omg hi guys 😭
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
one year of not getting that tight feeling in my chest when I open a microblogging app 💕✨
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If Taylor Hale has one million fans, I am one of them.
If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin
If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin
If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If Taylor Hale has one million fans, I am one of them.
If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin
If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin
If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean he could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t - I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean he could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t - I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man
dick cheney dead and zohran election ??? it’s a good tuesday
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
dick cheney dead and zohran election ??? it’s a good tuesday
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Dick Cheney’s tour guide welcoming him to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dick Cheney’s tour guide welcoming him to hell
I have been incredibly lucky in that in my lifetime the red sox have never lost a world series and I think this is the first time a team I was actively rooting for lost???? I feel sad!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I have been incredibly lucky in that in my lifetime the red sox have never lost a world series and I think this is the first time a team I was actively rooting for lost???? I feel sad!!
I hate that dodger’s stupid van cleef necklace and earrings!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I hate that dodger’s stupid van cleef necklace and earrings!!!!!
like why did I expect anything nice or cool or fun to happen. in the year of our lord 2025
I just think it would be really beautiful if the canadian team won the world series this year
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
like why did I expect anything nice or cool or fun to happen. in the year of our lord 2025
we can’t have anything nice anymore
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
we can’t have anything nice anymore
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
please I need the blue jays to win 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
please I need the blue jays to win 😭
demi lovato’s new album sounds like it’s from 2015 (positive)
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
demi lovato’s new album sounds like it’s from 2015 (positive)
why can’t I find black jeans anymore. they’re all blackwash/gray now
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
why can’t I find black jeans anymore. they’re all blackwash/gray now
the good news is the baseball boys get to spend a few extra hours playing their special interest game tonight. it’s important to tire out the boys!
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the good news is the baseball boys get to spend a few extra hours playing their special interest game tonight. it’s important to tire out the boys!
there’s a moment when ohtani comes up to bat when you can see all the thoughts leave his head and it’s just baseball
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
there’s a moment when ohtani comes up to bat when you can see all the thoughts leave his head and it’s just baseball