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Invalid Handel
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🛵 American Upstart 🛵


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Retro punks
People with thick glasses
Glorifying serial killers
Hobbit motherfuckers
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Mike Wallace would’ve punched Bari Weiss in the cooter
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
just to point out some reality. both sedition acts were repealed. their is no death penalty in the United States for sedition.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t care if Epstein brings everybody down.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If Trump was serious about a third term he would be holding rallies every month like he did in his first term. Stop taking the outage bait.
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This the season
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hakeem Jeffries makes me miss Nancy Pelosi. I don't want to miss Nancy Pelosi
September 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
if your take is "Severance wasn't that good" I mute your account.
July 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
March 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Celestine is rubbing a stone with Kier’s face on it. It’s a Kier rock. Kirok just like the OG Star Trek episode. Considering Ben Stiller’s production company is called Red Hour I find this to be too coincidental. #severance
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Dickless chode
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I was privileged to know Gene Hackman because he played tennis with another Gene—Gene Wilder. And that Gene told him about a little role called The Blind Hermit in our movie YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…
February 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dylan G’s kids have a plush Kier doll. #severance
February 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mr. Drummond with the bowl cut and frolic placa 😚🤌🏻
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's going to have to be really shitty for a lot of people before change will happen. I am going to be saying this a lot.
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
January 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The macrodat uprising yielded bounteous reforms. These include tasty new snacks, like fruit leather, cut beans, Christmas mints, and salsa. #severance
January 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
of course a rich old man doesn’t want to stand outside in the cold
January 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
People like to dunk on David Lynch’s Dune. Like it’s some great failure. That movie got me to read the books and I think I watched it just as many times as Star Wars ep IV. It’s one of my favorite movies.
January 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
January 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
December 20, 2024 at 11:49 PM