Hey, unrelated question for a friend. What's a normal amount of times to almost shit your pants in a day? Is it 10? It's probably like at least 10, right?
May 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, unrelated question for a friend. What's a normal amount of times to almost shit your pants in a day? Is it 10? It's probably like at least 10, right?
So I was at work today and the opener was complaining that his hip hurt. So I tried putting a Perc in his mouth and rubbing his throat, something that I've done for my friends many times, and he beat the shit out of me instead?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So I was at work today and the opener was complaining that his hip hurt. So I tried putting a Perc in his mouth and rubbing his throat, something that I've done for my friends many times, and he beat the shit out of me instead?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
It's weird how all of the best places to piss (shower, sink, bottle) are places you get shamed for pissing in. Really makes you think.
May 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's weird how all of the best places to piss (shower, sink, bottle) are places you get shamed for pissing in. Really makes you think.
Water before pills, you're in for a thrill. Pills before water, you'll never be a father.
May 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Water before pills, you're in for a thrill. Pills before water, you'll never be a father.
It's like a seizure of swag.
May 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It's like a seizure of swag.
I need 50 gallons of piss in unmarked bottles.
May 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I need 50 gallons of piss in unmarked bottles.
My body's racked with swag.
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My body's racked with swag.
Hey, what's up? Are y-
*stops and vomits 100s of pills on the ground*
Are you ready to go to the movies?
*stops and vomits 100s of pills on the ground*
Are you ready to go to the movies?
February 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey, what's up? Are y-
*stops and vomits 100s of pills on the ground*
Are you ready to go to the movies?
*stops and vomits 100s of pills on the ground*
Are you ready to go to the movies?
Let her block people to death imo.
I wish I could block people to death. No one should be allowed to have this power but me, but I should be able to do that.
February 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Let her block people to death imo.
Isn't it strange how silver pickup trucks don't come standard with ice powers?
February 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Isn't it strange how silver pickup trucks don't come standard with ice powers?
Starting off my day with a cup of chempiss
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Starting off my day with a cup of chempiss
Idea: a lighter you can hide in your urethra, so when someone asks you for a lighter you have to piss it out to give it to them. I believe this may help with people stealing lighters.
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Idea: a lighter you can hide in your urethra, so when someone asks you for a lighter you have to piss it out to give it to them. I believe this may help with people stealing lighters.
The idea of tipping over a pregnant woman is really funny to me.
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The idea of tipping over a pregnant woman is really funny to me.
I wish Mac and Dennis were nicer to Charlie. Sometimes it makes me cry tbh.
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I wish Mac and Dennis were nicer to Charlie. Sometimes it makes me cry tbh.
I am a top poster and thought leader
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am a top poster and thought leader
Morality isn't even real. 😂
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Morality isn't even real. 😂
Love him or hate him, tussive wanted people to cook their own meth.
Use promo code RIPtuss for 50% off Sudafed.
Use promo code RIPtuss for 50% off Sudafed.
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Love him or hate him, tussive wanted people to cook their own meth.
Use promo code RIPtuss for 50% off Sudafed.
Use promo code RIPtuss for 50% off Sudafed.
I could definitely do what most psychiatrists do at least as well as they do.
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I could definitely do what most psychiatrists do at least as well as they do.
Doing a drive by on a baby using a BB gun.
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Doing a drive by on a baby using a BB gun.
Hey, would I be able to get some propofol, please?
February 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, would I be able to get some propofol, please?
One time I shot myself in the head. I woke up four hours later fully healed.
February 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One time I shot myself in the head. I woke up four hours later fully healed.