Turtle 🐢
@turtlebrother.bsky.social
💚 Mutual aid, martial arts, tabletop gaming, and shit posting 💚
🐢 30 (he/him) 🐢
🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
🇸🇩 Free Sudan 🇸🇩
🇨🇩 Free Congo 🇨🇩
🖕 Fuck the State 🖕
🐢 30 (he/him) 🐢
🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
🇸🇩 Free Sudan 🇸🇩
🇨🇩 Free Congo 🇨🇩
🖕 Fuck the State 🖕
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Morally bankrupt right wing losers experiencing the receiving end of their own hatred and harassment for the first time:
“Wow this sucks”
“Wow this sucks”
August 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Morally bankrupt right wing losers experiencing the receiving end of their own hatred and harassment for the first time:
“Wow this sucks”
“Wow this sucks”
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I stick my pinky up when I drink
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I stick my pinky up when I drink
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this is my ministry. 🙂↔️
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this is my ministry. 🙂↔️
TURNS OUT ALL I NEEDED WAS A SPLIFF ON A THURSDAY MORNING
Turns out all I needed was a spliff on a Sunday morning 💨
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
TURNS OUT ALL I NEEDED WAS A SPLIFF ON A THURSDAY MORNING
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Barbecue ribs and a buffalo Mac n cheese
Question 3:
For what or whom do you yearn?
For what or whom do you yearn?
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Barbecue ribs and a buffalo Mac n cheese
Turns out all I needed was a spliff on a Sunday morning 💨
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Turns out all I needed was a spliff on a Sunday morning 💨
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Why agree to hangout with someone when you obviously don’t want to? Now I feel like I’m bothering you for even reminding you we were supposed to hangout 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why agree to hangout with someone when you obviously don’t want to? Now I feel like I’m bothering you for even reminding you we were supposed to hangout 🙄
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this year taught me that i am the problem and that the consequences to my actions are well deserved.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this year taught me that i am the problem and that the consequences to my actions are well deserved.
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I need to steal more. I’m not doing enough to combat this capitalistic economy. I need to do my part
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need to steal more. I’m not doing enough to combat this capitalistic economy. I need to do my part
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I’m so sick of this depression
a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a fish
Alt: a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a fish
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m so sick of this depression
What a week 🥲 and its only Wednesday
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What a week 🥲 and its only Wednesday
One of my friends pointed out that my breeding kink and the fact that the last 3 people I’ve been with either were nicknamed bunny, or was actually named Bunny (chosen name), may be connected. And I hate that now
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
One of my friends pointed out that my breeding kink and the fact that the last 3 people I’ve been with either were nicknamed bunny, or was actually named Bunny (chosen name), may be connected. And I hate that now
Turns out I’m /not/ infertile….
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Turns out I’m /not/ infertile….
I miss 1 of 3 bunnies rn and I hate myself for it 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I miss 1 of 3 bunnies rn and I hate myself for it 🥲
Spent my post Halloween weekend sleeping, smoking, and painting miniatures. Definitely needed a weekend like this
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Spent my post Halloween weekend sleeping, smoking, and painting miniatures. Definitely needed a weekend like this
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"I'm not tired"
Also me:
Also me:
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I'm not tired"
Also me:
Also me:
Good lord I have the hardest time getting over people….I don’t understand how someone can just “shut off” the part of them that has feelings for someone but I wish I was like that sometimes 🥲
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Good lord I have the hardest time getting over people….I don’t understand how someone can just “shut off” the part of them that has feelings for someone but I wish I was like that sometimes 🥲
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Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
October 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
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“EGGGGGZZACTLY! Egggggxactly! And that’s what I told her!”
It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂↕️
It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂↕️
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“EGGGGGZZACTLY! Egggggxactly! And that’s what I told her!”
It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂↕️
It’s so simple. The chipped nail polish on his fingers adds to the credibility of this message 🙂↕️
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Hi! Have you had a high-protein meal or a big glass of water today? Are you slouching or sitting oddly in your chair?
How about slowly rotating your head left and right, rotating your shoulders back, and then reaching up with both of your arms and then slowly dropping them down?
How about slowly rotating your head left and right, rotating your shoulders back, and then reaching up with both of your arms and then slowly dropping them down?
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hi! Have you had a high-protein meal or a big glass of water today? Are you slouching or sitting oddly in your chair?
How about slowly rotating your head left and right, rotating your shoulders back, and then reaching up with both of your arms and then slowly dropping them down?
How about slowly rotating your head left and right, rotating your shoulders back, and then reaching up with both of your arms and then slowly dropping them down?
Got some free begonia cutting off of a free anarchist FB group! So excited to eventually pot these!
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got some free begonia cutting off of a free anarchist FB group! So excited to eventually pot these!
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We really should have federal laws against people creating AI slop of ppl’s deceased loved ones. I know some states are passing laws against this, but it needs to be more widespread
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We really should have federal laws against people creating AI slop of ppl’s deceased loved ones. I know some states are passing laws against this, but it needs to be more widespread
Well that was embarrassing
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Well that was embarrassing