Turbo McPeen
@turbomcpeen.bsky.social
I'm Turbo McPeen
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I'm immune to ricin
May 2, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I'm immune to ricin
Hanging out with the creature that lives in the trash compactor. He's really good at Russian roulette
May 2, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Hanging out with the creature that lives in the trash compactor. He's really good at Russian roulette
I prefer to use pre mixed drywall mud to decorate cakes but the kind you mix yourself works just as well
May 2, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I prefer to use pre mixed drywall mud to decorate cakes but the kind you mix yourself works just as well
Just shit out a gold bar
May 1, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Just shit out a gold bar
My femur is made of rebar
April 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
My femur is made of rebar
Pisses me off when people burn tires. A set of tires could feed a family of 4 for weeks
April 27, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Pisses me off when people burn tires. A set of tires could feed a family of 4 for weeks
I keep getting skinimarinked
April 9, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I keep getting skinimarinked
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Hazmat just left. Good guys. They're gonna bring snacks next week
Just wrapped up a goon sesh, poison control has sent a hazmat team
February 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Hazmat just left. Good guys. They're gonna bring snacks next week
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Doctor said that my organs are "all wacky" and that it "shouldn't be scientifically possible for me to be alive"
February 22, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Doctor said that my organs are "all wacky" and that it "shouldn't be scientifically possible for me to be alive"
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mowing in the computer
March 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
mowing in the computer
Owner of the gym said I gotta stop eating the chalk
April 7, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Owner of the gym said I gotta stop eating the chalk
I am the only person who has successfully rocket jumped
April 6, 2024 at 7:55 AM
I am the only person who has successfully rocket jumped
Got lost in the woods behind the gas station. What'd I miss
April 6, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Got lost in the woods behind the gas station. What'd I miss
Sasquatch moved into my basement. Best roommate I've ever had
March 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Sasquatch moved into my basement. Best roommate I've ever had
My turds come out as icosahedrons
March 9, 2024 at 6:26 AM
My turds come out as icosahedrons
Doc says he's never seen anyone with blood as rusty as mine is. Back in my day we used to drink from the dam hose, can't do that anymore because of woke
March 9, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Doc says he's never seen anyone with blood as rusty as mine is. Back in my day we used to drink from the dam hose, can't do that anymore because of woke
Replaced my spine with a piece of rebar. Wouldn't recommend
March 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Replaced my spine with a piece of rebar. Wouldn't recommend
Doctor told me that hes never seen anyone eat as many ball bearings as me
March 8, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Doctor told me that hes never seen anyone eat as many ball bearings as me
Screamed so loud that I died for a few days. What'd I miss
March 8, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Screamed so loud that I died for a few days. What'd I miss
mowing in the computer
March 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
mowing in the computer
Car in the shop again, the demons came back
February 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Car in the shop again, the demons came back
i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 yeag
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 yeag
i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 forklift certified
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 forklift certified
i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 dead inside
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 dead inside
February 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM
i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 yeag
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 yeag