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Tucker McKnight
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Software developer from Salt Lake City, USA.

[bridged from https://saltylike.us/@tuckerm on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Merry christmas, ya filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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My policy of declining when billionaires offer me a ride on their private jets to visit their secluded Caribbean underage sex islands is starting to pay off.
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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What do you mean you don't obsessively count the number of chocolates in a tub of Celebrations every year and put the results into an Excel spreadsheet!?

Anyway, the 2025 results are in:
Bounty x5
Galaxy x5
Galaxy Caramel x5
Maltesers x5
Mars x9
Milky Way x9
Snickers […]

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December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Reminder that sleeping is a task!
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The best advice on dating I can give young men is to question why you wish for an interpersonal relationship. Sure, you can rush off and enter meaningless relationships that won't last long, are emotionally confusing, and make connections you don't like without understanding why, hence finding […]
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mastodon.de
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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What I got most wrong in my 2025 predictions, plus 11 new predictions for 2026 https://www.platformer.news/2026-tech-predictions-ai-bubble-openai-meta-google/
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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“President Trump expected to rename San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault.”

(reader comment by a Peter M on WSJ)
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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The people who succeed in the new media environment
are the people who figure out how to work its mechanics,

which selects for skills that are only loosely correlated with genuine intellectual originality.

🔸You need to be good at social media,
🔸good at building a personal brand,
🔸good at […]
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c.im
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Why has this not happened: a gameshow where 10 audiophiles have to tell the difference between expensive £1k - £10k audiophile gear and a £300 setup.

I would watch the SHIT out of that.
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@AEGISAlliance/115758485293886111

If you ever wondered why #utah is the affinity fraud capital of the US, this sentence will explain it:

"Many clients trusted him due to shared church or community connections. (ksl.com)"
mastodon.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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‘How did you know you were autistic’

‘I photocopied every bus pass I ever had and made a zine out of it because I really like buses’
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Bring back the word "poser."

That's what all these guys are. They're posers.

We didn't let that shit fly in the 90s.

Sellouts and posers.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Heavyweight promo edition on 3LP with different artwork. Underrated album.

The Chemical Brothers - We Are The Night
#vinyl #nowplaying
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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this seems like a neat and cute kickstarter, having a good independent TLD is honestly very important for an open and fair internet: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dotmeow/meow-next-round-gtld-application

still some ways to go for the 80k goal, but I totally think this is attainable if […]
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mastodon.derg.nz
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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This is a beautiful story about Melissa Horton. Not necessarily easy to read but important and worthwhile. ‪ https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/melissa-hortman-minnesota-speaker-political-violence-1235486292/
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I like how serious she looks

#cats #catsofmastodon #torties
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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To avoid turning into midnight munchies, small fish, often no bigger than pocket change, employ a frequently observed and clever strategy:
swimming inside a salp, a type of barrel-shaped, gelatinous marine animal.
Though salps don’t conceal the hitchhikers, their thin membranes can be enough to […]
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c.im
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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“This may be the first time an ICE agent is incarcerated in his own ICE jail.” https://www.citybeat.com/news/update-cincinnati-ice-leader-charged-federally-booked-into-butler-county-jail/
Samuel Saxon, the Cincinnati-based U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement leader accused of strangling a woman he lived with, now faces a federal charge in addition to state charges and has been transferred to the Butler County Jail, according to jail records. Federal court records show Saxon has been charged with one count of making a false statement or representation to an agency or officer of the United States. It is not immediately clear what false statement Saxon is accused of making or which federal agency is involved. He was booked into the Butler County Jail on Thursday, where ICE detainees in southwest Ohio are held under a contract with the federal government. The jail also houses federal prisoners under a separate agreement with the U.S. Marshals Service. “This may be the first time an ICE agent is incarcerated in his own ICE jail,” said Lynn Tramonte, executive director of the Ohio Immigrant Alliance. Saxon had been held in the Hamilton County Jail on a $400,000 bond following his arrest earlier this month but was released Thursday on a writ and transferred into federal custody without posting bond, jail officials previously told _CityBeat_. The ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations supervisor is scheduled to appear Dec. 22 in Hamilton County Court on charges of felonious assault, strangulation and domestic violence. Saxon, 47, was arrested Dec. 5 after police were called to a Corryville apartment, where he is accused of strangling a woman he lives with. Court records state officers observed visible bruising on the woman’s neck and that witness statements alleged Saxon placed her in a chokehold. Prosecutors said in court that police had responded to the apartment roughly 22 times in the previous year and a half. Saxon has pleaded not guilty to the state charges. _CityBeat_ has reached out to the U.S. Attorney’s Office and the Department of Homeland Security for additional information about the federal charge. ### _Related_ #### Do you have a news tip? SEND A NEWS TIP #### Subscribe to our Mailing List! Sign up. We hope you like us, but if you don't, you can unsubscribe by following the links in the email, or by dropping us a note at policy@citybeat.com. * CityBeat Daily * Promotions and Deals * Things to Do in Cincinnati * CityEats * Weekly Top Stories * CityBeat Press Club Sign up _By clicking “Sign up” above, you consent to allow us to contact you via email, and store your information using our third-party service provider. To see more information about how your information is stored and privacy protected, visit ourpolicies page_. ## Featured Local Savings
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December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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There will be more video later (there's a TV news crew there) but here's a bit that Jon Duerig has sent from on-site
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The attempt to read the UNIX V4 tape is underway!
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I’m going to say, again, what is perfectly clear to anyone paying attention.

Trump, assuming he is still alive, will try to stay in power beyond 2028, either by changing the law or flouting it completely.

You don’t build a ballroom and refurbish a luxury jetliner for the next guy.

What makes […]
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mastodon.online
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM