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[ tuchonky ] ✨ Big Ol' Papa Yellow ✨
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Parent. Queer. Weird.

I'm a wizard hubris apologist.

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He/They 🏳️‍⚧️
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Relic Laidir (He/Him)
✨ 30 years old
✨ Elf
✨ Lord of Fortune
✨ Rogue (Saboteur)
✨ Orange Cat energy
✨ Lighthouse Nap Champion (9:52 Dragon)
✨ Gentleman Necromancer Kisser
aye aye captain 🫡

#RelicLaidir
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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POV: For some reason you're taller than Varin (or you've climbed a ladder)

#datv #virtualphotography
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#RQotD

Relic would be mixed Korean/Canadian.

(I tried to think of more commentary to add to this post but I'm drawing a blank 👉👉)
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I put Relic in the pirate captain jacket mod and didn't have time to take pics I'm in MOURNING
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Meg got distracted 😂
while i have control over sebs computer and relic pictures i am going to post some maybe never before seen pics from his folder of liiiiike i'm not even kidding 4,000-ish photos (hi, it meg)
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
any requests? hehehe
while i have control over sebs computer and relic pictures i am going to post some maybe never before seen pics from his folder of liiiiike i'm not even kidding 4,000-ish photos (hi, it meg)
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE A NICE CAPTION FOR THIS LIKE SEB DOES AND INSTEAD I JUSST WANT TO SCREAM BECAUSE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK #reliclaidir
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
while i have control over sebs computer and relic pictures i am going to post some maybe never before seen pics from his folder of liiiiike i'm not even kidding 4,000-ish photos (hi, it meg)
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Alright, pookies. 189 Edits is an awful number, let's crack the 200 💕

Throw your blorbos at me in the comments and tell me which colours and flowers you want. Any fandom. For free of course 😘

Spread the word, I'm sure there's some hidden cuties out there 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Lol top energy I guess what up ✌️
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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wrow davrin you are so pretty #davrin #dragonage
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Always low-key(highkey) worried that my content warnings for Relic's backstory stuff are never enough 💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#nsfw CW: SA

Relic's first time was deeply traumatic. He was 15 and the Tevinter mage who bought him was taking him for a test run. When he tried to fight back his new master restrained him with blood magic and, when it was done, sent in some house slaves to "clean up this mess, and give it a bath"
#daOCqotd

You guys said you would be up for some #nsfw themed questions, but let's start with something (maybe?) slightly less...wild? (...I know you're going to prove me wrong)

How was your OC's first time? Who was it with? Share any details you feel like sharing 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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for the lesbians 🫴🏽💋

#yarrow
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm still here 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He's so beautiful though im unwell
welcome back brainrot

#RelicLaidir
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Am I just posting the same pics over and over again? Probably. The obsession is back and I'm making it all y'all's problem again 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
YOU GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Curse you bsky and your traitorous cropping
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I CAN'T DRESS HIM IN BLACK LIKE THIS IT'S TOO DANGEROUS HE'S TOO GORGEOUS 😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm having a panic attacm
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Huh? Shit sorry I wasn't paying attention d'you ever stop to think about the fact that nugs have lil' fingers which means they can probably pick their noses? Y'ever see a nug pick its nose? Do you think we could????

..anyone else hungry?
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Rather than running to Kirkwall during Origins, Relic's family runs to the dalish. He's raised to venerate the elven gods rather than ignore them. Adopts an elven name instead of calling himself Lukas or Relic.

Still hates shoes
i know the brainrot is returning because I'm already having AU thoughts.

i just think. yknow. what if dalish!Relic AU?
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i know the brainrot is returning because I'm already having AU thoughts.

i just think. yknow. what if dalish!Relic AU?
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I’m gonna cry she’s so beautiful 😭🫠🩵

#daocshiv #dragonage #datv #theveilguard
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM