Tsumommy
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The mother of all tsunamis 💦
Memes • News • Comedy
Memes • News • Comedy
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
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I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
February 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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Eating a clock is very time consuming, especially when you go back for seconds
January 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Eating a clock is very time consuming, especially when you go back for seconds
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I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested
January 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested
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How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
January 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
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I just burned 2,000 calories! That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
December 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I just burned 2,000 calories! That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
December 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
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