Regret takes many forms. One of the less usual must be bingeing an entire 200g block of Wensleydale with apricot bits, and then remembering you have a cholesterol test in less than 24 hours.
I don’t care. I can go off grid. Live in a tent on a roundabout and not wash or shave.
Regret takes many forms. One of the less usual must be bingeing an entire 200g block of Wensleydale with apricot bits, and then remembering you have a cholesterol test in less than 24 hours.
I don’t care. I can go off grid. Live in a tent on a roundabout and not wash or shave.
I see Duolingo has added Chess to their stable of languages, music and maths.
Although I’m tempted, as I love learning, that game is really not for me, because I’m simply not competitive enough. Or at all.
Kind of takes all the point away if you couldn’t care less who wins.
I see Duolingo has added Chess to their stable of languages, music and maths.
Although I’m tempted, as I love learning, that game is really not for me, because I’m simply not competitive enough. Or at all.
Kind of takes all the point away if you couldn’t care less who wins.
Wow the Consciousness is high today. My evening meditation nearly blew me off my seat. This often means some global or even cosmic event.
Pranayama, mantra, sutras, Shavasana, Sama Veda, Rig Veda.
Wow the Consciousness is high today. My evening meditation nearly blew me off my seat. This often means some global or even cosmic event.
Pranayama, mantra, sutras, Shavasana, Sama Veda, Rig Veda.
By now one thousand Blueskiers will have posted that Solstice is at 03.42 BST on Saturday.
What they don’t know, due to their youth and inexperience, is that this is the very time when old men wake for a wee.
Me, I can hardly contain my excitement over the matter.
By now one thousand Blueskiers will have posted that Solstice is at 03.42 BST on Saturday.
What they don’t know, due to their youth and inexperience, is that this is the very time when old men wake for a wee.
Me, I can hardly contain my excitement over the matter.
Every MP who votes against this today is condemning millions to die in unnecessary agony.
Clearly it’s only fair they should die in agony themselves, when their time comes.
76% of Brits want the bill. A bunch of sadistic MPs feel they know better.
Agony’s too good for them.
Every MP who votes against this today is condemning millions to die in unnecessary agony.
Clearly it’s only fair they should die in agony themselves, when their time comes.
76% of Brits want the bill. A bunch of sadistic MPs feel they know better.
Agony’s too good for them.
Today I ate out, first time for some years. Lunch at an unnamed South Queensferry eatery.
Classic burger, I thought. Can’t go wrong with that. Well it turns out you can go very wrong indeed - when you can’t taste the meat because of thick sugary sauce.
Is sugary meat a thing?
Today I ate out, first time for some years. Lunch at an unnamed South Queensferry eatery.
Classic burger, I thought. Can’t go wrong with that. Well it turns out you can go very wrong indeed - when you can’t taste the meat because of thick sugary sauce.
Is sugary meat a thing?
Can someone invent a UK form of Bluesky please. Nothing against the US, but enough is enough. I can’t find the wheat among the chaff.
Can someone invent a UK form of Bluesky please. Nothing against the US, but enough is enough. I can’t find the wheat among the chaff.
I have so embraced the modern age! Three months ago I started on Bluesky, and today got ChatGPT!!
So far I’ve asked:
“Have you seen the series ‘What it feels like for a girl’?”
(It has. Loves it.)
“Why does The Guardian hate Starmer so much?”
(Plausible waffle.)
Watch this space!
I have so embraced the modern age! Three months ago I started on Bluesky, and today got ChatGPT!!
So far I’ve asked:
“Have you seen the series ‘What it feels like for a girl’?”
(It has. Loves it.)
“Why does The Guardian hate Starmer so much?”
(Plausible waffle.)
Watch this space!
Well it doesn’t get much wilder than this cracking depiction of masculinity - right across the spectrum.
Whilst the antics of the gay crowd might not surprise, their violent, hyper- masculine consorts certainly will.
Bigups to Ellis Howard and Jake Dunn.
Well it doesn’t get much wilder than this cracking depiction of masculinity - right across the spectrum.
Whilst the antics of the gay crowd might not surprise, their violent, hyper- masculine consorts certainly will.
Bigups to Ellis Howard and Jake Dunn.
Pure, plentiful, delicious and NATIONALISED.
(Of course we would consider selling it to our southern neighbours if necessary. Wouldn’t want them to die. But we’re talking hefty tariffs.)
Pure, plentiful, delicious and NATIONALISED.
(Of course we would consider selling it to our southern neighbours if necessary. Wouldn’t want them to die. But we’re talking hefty tariffs.)
Very warm greetings to the millions of US citizens who stood up to the dark forces yesterday. You showed the world what can be done. Sadly your battle isn’t over yet.
Very warm greetings to the millions of US citizens who stood up to the dark forces yesterday. You showed the world what can be done. Sadly your battle isn’t over yet.
So what time is the US kicking off?
So what time is the US kicking off?
(Also I went to school with Trevor Horn, but you’re only getting one.)
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
(Also I went to school with Trevor Horn, but you’re only getting one.)
(Not the time I know, but it’s “spirit of” not “spirit for”.) Why the young hate “of” so much I’ll never fathom.
Rest well, Brian Wilson.
(Not the time I know, but it’s “spirit of” not “spirit for”.) Why the young hate “of” so much I’ll never fathom.
Rest well, Brian Wilson.
OLD: Forth Bridge
NEW: Cruise Liner
BORROWED: SK novel you can’t quite see
BLUE: My electric bike. And therein lies a tale…
I bought the bike 3 years ago. Never dreaming ReformUK would adopt that blue as their colour. So I hate it now. Gotta sell it to the BBC.
OLD: Forth Bridge
NEW: Cruise Liner
BORROWED: SK novel you can’t quite see
BLUE: My electric bike. And therein lies a tale…
I bought the bike 3 years ago. Never dreaming ReformUK would adopt that blue as their colour. So I hate it now. Gotta sell it to the BBC.
So many words about Trump. Here, there and everywhere. Pleading, desperate.
So little (nothing, seemingly) done.
Is it because nothing *can* be?
So many words about Trump. Here, there and everywhere. Pleading, desperate.
So little (nothing, seemingly) done.
Is it because nothing *can* be?
Shame California doesn’t border Canada. They could secede from the US and join it. Be a lot more peaceful.
Shame California doesn’t border Canada. They could secede from the US and join it. Be a lot more peaceful.
US readers might appreciate this account of the LA disturbances from The Guardian.
US readers might appreciate this account of the LA disturbances from The Guardian.
The United States seems to be in irreversible meltdown. What’s to become of them?
The United States seems to be in irreversible meltdown. What’s to become of them?
Princes Street, Edinburgh
Princes Street, Edinburgh
Welcome to ReformUK!!
The Party where poor Muslims get their burqas banned - while rich ones (>£200k) get made Party chairman! Twice!!
In Nige we trust. What could possibly go wrong ?
Welcome to ReformUK!!
The Party where poor Muslims get their burqas banned - while rich ones (>£200k) get made Party chairman! Twice!!
In Nige we trust. What could possibly go wrong ?
You know, at my age it’s quite an achievement just to *live* for 400 days, let alone pick up a little « parlez vous » en route. (See what I did there?) Wasted on Bluesky I tells ya 😂
See ya at 500, kiddo!
You know, at my age it’s quite an achievement just to *live* for 400 days, let alone pick up a little « parlez vous » en route. (See what I did there?) Wasted on Bluesky I tells ya 😂
See ya at 500, kiddo!
Just to clarify for overseas readers, this Party have just 5 MPs, are not in power, and have no input whatever on Government efficiency.
So they can cosplay as mini musk and tiny trump to their hearts’ content.
Just to clarify for overseas readers, this Party have just 5 MPs, are not in power, and have no input whatever on Government efficiency.
So they can cosplay as mini musk and tiny trump to their hearts’ content.