Trott3r 💦🥩
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Dangerous Nights Crew #nufc England cricket.
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Relative Cup Difficulty Table (22/23 – 25/26)
Ranking the "uphill battle" clubs face in domestic cups relative to their expected performance.
Who gets the "group of death" treatment and who gets the easy ride? 🧵👇 #nufc
Ranking the "uphill battle" clubs face in domestic cups relative to their expected performance.
Who gets the "group of death" treatment and who gets the easy ride? 🧵👇 #nufc
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Relative Cup Difficulty Table (22/23 – 25/26)
Ranking the "uphill battle" clubs face in domestic cups relative to their expected performance.
Who gets the "group of death" treatment and who gets the easy ride? 🧵👇 #nufc
Ranking the "uphill battle" clubs face in domestic cups relative to their expected performance.
Who gets the "group of death" treatment and who gets the easy ride? 🧵👇 #nufc
My favourite bit of Danny Murphy last night - Barnes booked for diving 'good the more we discourage that the better' onana "fouled" - he's done well there, I know he's won the free kick but still he's done well'. It's the exact same thing Danny. #nufc
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My favourite bit of Danny Murphy last night - Barnes booked for diving 'good the more we discourage that the better' onana "fouled" - he's done well there, I know he's won the free kick but still he's done well'. It's the exact same thing Danny. #nufc
Mackenzie Crook writing some of the finest comedy around at the moment. This is every bit as good as the detectorists. Brings the humanity out in every oddball character. Nice change from all of the punching down we see in comedy.
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Mackenzie Crook writing some of the finest comedy around at the moment. This is every bit as good as the detectorists. Brings the humanity out in every oddball character. Nice change from all of the punching down we see in comedy.
I understand the rules. When a player is in that position running on to the ball, that distance from goal, how is his hairline being offside giving him an advantage? #nufc
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I understand the rules. When a player is in that position running on to the ball, that distance from goal, how is his hairline being offside giving him an advantage? #nufc
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BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
A thousand times this. City don't have to fight on four fronts relying on essentially the same pool of 16 outfield players. Nothing will change because we haven't got enough PSR headroom to consistently challenge. #nufc
I think the underwhelming nature of our signings, our lack of confidence, and our tactical struggles are all exacerbated by the inability of clubs like us, who are restricted by PSR, to compete on three or four fronts. Even Villa have only had two comps to focus on so far this season. #nufc
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
A thousand times this. City don't have to fight on four fronts relying on essentially the same pool of 16 outfield players. Nothing will change because we haven't got enough PSR headroom to consistently challenge. #nufc
Surely we should be at the point now where we as a species have evolved beyond sore throats? Everything goes down there man. Howay boffins make sore throats a sore nostril or something instead.
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Surely we should be at the point now where we as a species have evolved beyond sore throats? Everything goes down there man. Howay boffins make sore throats a sore nostril or something instead.
Not a great performance so far tonight bordering on embarrassing but #nufc and most of the premier league are playing against a stacked deck. Hoarding of players to the point that this is practically a reserve city side is disgusting.
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not a great performance so far tonight bordering on embarrassing but #nufc and most of the premier league are playing against a stacked deck. Hoarding of players to the point that this is practically a reserve city side is disgusting.
Can't stop thinking of the iron maiden scene (in bone temple not SpongeBob). One of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.
Cinema trips in the last couple of weeks: SpongeBob, zootropolis 2 and 28 years later: The bone temple (stop sniggering). All very similar films to be fair.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Can't stop thinking of the iron maiden scene (in bone temple not SpongeBob). One of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.
A reminder of how important the evening chronicle used to be up here. A reputation that has been completely ruined. Click here for for 5 reasons why, you won't believe number two! #nufc
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
A reminder of how important the evening chronicle used to be up here. A reputation that has been completely ruined. Click here for for 5 reasons why, you won't believe number two! #nufc
Cinema trips in the last couple of weeks: SpongeBob, zootropolis 2 and 28 years later: The bone temple (stop sniggering). All very similar films to be fair.
January 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Cinema trips in the last couple of weeks: SpongeBob, zootropolis 2 and 28 years later: The bone temple (stop sniggering). All very similar films to be fair.
Collection as tidy as it's ever been #nowlisteningto Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Collection as tidy as it's ever been #nowlisteningto Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
Definitely getting that Germany shirt with Woltemade on it. A thing of true beauty.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Definitely getting that Germany shirt with Woltemade on it. A thing of true beauty.
STOP CLICKBAITING DEATH
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
STOP CLICKBAITING DEATH
Just realised it's only about a month until the start of the ashes. Or two days if you take the time difference into account.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just realised it's only about a month until the start of the ashes. Or two days if you take the time difference into account.
The absolute undisputed king of comedy.
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The absolute undisputed king of comedy.
Glorious day in county Durham for spennymoor Vs. Billericay in the F.A. Cup.
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Glorious day in county Durham for spennymoor Vs. Billericay in the F.A. Cup.
Currently awaiting an autism diagnosis from the NHS going to knack my mother for necking paracetamol like they were sweets 40 odd year ago.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Currently awaiting an autism diagnosis from the NHS going to knack my mother for necking paracetamol like they were sweets 40 odd year ago.
After eight mints.
What’s the most Tory-coded thing you actively love?
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
After eight mints.
Or maybe stop mentioning them in every other post as well as using borderline insulting terms about Arabic owners? Just a thought. Obsessed.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Or maybe stop mentioning them in every other post as well as using borderline insulting terms about Arabic owners? Just a thought. Obsessed.
Jaws. The pinnacle of the summer blockbusters. Not a moment of filler in the film, 50 years old and still packs a punch. Perfect in every sense.
what movie do you consider "perfect?"
a woman is sitting in a chair with her head resting on her arm .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with her head resting on her arm .
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September 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Jaws. The pinnacle of the summer blockbusters. Not a moment of filler in the film, 50 years old and still packs a punch. Perfect in every sense.