@tristyncard.bsky.social
Critical Thinker. Wisdom Seeker. Art Enthusiast. Word Smith. Anti-Apartheid. Gnome Cleric. 92%. “It’s Above Me Now.”
Me explaining my favorite book series to strangers: It’s about Blue Sargent & her boyfriend Gansey & his boyfriend Adam & his boyfriend Ronan & their boyfriends Noah who’s dead & Henry who’s so alive it’s alarming. Also a Welsh king, Latin and a robot bee. Any questions? #TheRavenCycle #SafeAsLife🐦⬛🐝
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me explaining my favorite book series to strangers: It’s about Blue Sargent & her boyfriend Gansey & his boyfriend Adam & his boyfriend Ronan & their boyfriends Noah who’s dead & Henry who’s so alive it’s alarming. Also a Welsh king, Latin and a robot bee. Any questions? #TheRavenCycle #SafeAsLife🐦⬛🐝
I got called Saint Tristyn today and honestly everyday someone gets to meet the healed version of me is a blessing—for them. #GoInPeaceNotPieces 👀
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I got called Saint Tristyn today and honestly everyday someone gets to meet the healed version of me is a blessing—for them. #GoInPeaceNotPieces 👀
Listen, I’m too damn old to crash out over sad women who haven’t been touched since Carter was in office and honestly—you’re welcome. #GetYouAHugADogAndJesus #ThisHasBeenAPublicServiceAnnouncement
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Listen, I’m too damn old to crash out over sad women who haven’t been touched since Carter was in office and honestly—you’re welcome. #GetYouAHugADogAndJesus #ThisHasBeenAPublicServiceAnnouncement
Just out of curiosity, is anyone paying attention to Portugal?
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just out of curiosity, is anyone paying attention to Portugal?
You know what’s upsetting, the number of times I’ve said the N-word and still ain’t seen $100,000. Make that make sense…🙄
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You know what’s upsetting, the number of times I’ve said the N-word and still ain’t seen $100,000. Make that make sense…🙄
Just out of curiosity, is anyone paying attention to Italy?
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just out of curiosity, is anyone paying attention to Italy?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the color of 2026 is Rebel Pink. #ThisHasBeenAPublicServiceAnnouncement
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the color of 2026 is Rebel Pink. #ThisHasBeenAPublicServiceAnnouncement
Listen, you know that the eats was good when they have to caffeinate you to send you home… 👀😋 #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Listen, you know that the eats was good when they have to caffeinate you to send you home… 👀😋 #Thanksgiving
Today and everyday I give thanks to the migrant workers who gathered the produce & bounty we’re all receiving. May they be safe. May their communities gather around to protect them. May they know the peace & appreciation they have earned. May we honor & defend their place in our communities. Amen. 🇺🇸
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Today and everyday I give thanks to the migrant workers who gathered the produce & bounty we’re all receiving. May they be safe. May their communities gather around to protect them. May they know the peace & appreciation they have earned. May we honor & defend their place in our communities. Amen. 🇺🇸
No wonder I’ve been waking up exhausted, I’m fighting for my life every night in my dreams. #MyCountryIsGivingMeNightmares
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
No wonder I’ve been waking up exhausted, I’m fighting for my life every night in my dreams. #MyCountryIsGivingMeNightmares
Listen, I told the DM that I leveled up too fast & now this last battle saw me take out 70% of the enemy combatants single-handedly, so it’s not my fault everyone’s shook. Y’all said Blaster cleric over Healer cleric, so here we are…go ahead & wipe that viscera off your cheek. #DND #BeastModeGnome 🤷🏽♀️
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Listen, I told the DM that I leveled up too fast & now this last battle saw me take out 70% of the enemy combatants single-handedly, so it’s not my fault everyone’s shook. Y’all said Blaster cleric over Healer cleric, so here we are…go ahead & wipe that viscera off your cheek. #DND #BeastModeGnome 🤷🏽♀️
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This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
They went to churches, schools and hospitals to look for “criminals”. Sure Jan… #TrumpTerrorists
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They went to churches, schools and hospitals to look for “criminals”. Sure Jan… #TrumpTerrorists
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Venezuela doesn’t produce drugs. It produces oil.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Venezuela doesn’t produce drugs. It produces oil.
Penny for your thoughts…
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Penny for your thoughts…
Primary them. All Eight. Get Schumer for good measure. We need serious defenders of democracy, not spineless millionaires with a steady paycheck & ironclad health insurance selling out tens of millions of Americans. We have options people. We can vote for brave, forward-thinking representatives. 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Primary them. All Eight. Get Schumer for good measure. We need serious defenders of democracy, not spineless millionaires with a steady paycheck & ironclad health insurance selling out tens of millions of Americans. We have options people. We can vote for brave, forward-thinking representatives. 🇺🇸
“Convention has held us back. We have bowed at the altar of caution, and we have paid a mighty price.” -Zohran Mamdani #Democrats
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“Convention has held us back. We have bowed at the altar of caution, and we have paid a mighty price.” -Zohran Mamdani #Democrats
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Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
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MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
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So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant
When you defeat the Kraken and level up so much you scare yourself… #IShouldNotBeDrivingThisBuild #NoOneGnomeShouldHaveAllThatPower #SummonCelestial?! #DadCanYouPickMeUpImScared 🫣
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
When you defeat the Kraken and level up so much you scare yourself… #IShouldNotBeDrivingThisBuild #NoOneGnomeShouldHaveAllThatPower #SummonCelestial?! #DadCanYouPickMeUpImScared 🫣
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Kamala Harris: It is about reminding folks that we refuse to kneel at the foot of a tyrant. That's not what we do. We stand for the principles upon which our nation was founded. We believe in the power of the vote, and we are prepared when necessary to fight fire with fire.
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Kamala Harris: It is about reminding folks that we refuse to kneel at the foot of a tyrant. That's not what we do. We stand for the principles upon which our nation was founded. We believe in the power of the vote, and we are prepared when necessary to fight fire with fire.
“Black women specialize in the wholly impossible…” so if I perish, I perish—but I’m going. #AWholeMood
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Black women specialize in the wholly impossible…” so if I perish, I perish—but I’m going. #AWholeMood