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Muffin Mothafucka
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Welcome to the Ciannigans 👋🏽
Sexy Soulaan ❤️🔱🖤
It’s MANIC
Fuck touching grass, touch some ASS
Pinned
Niggas really don’t be deserving my romance
a man in a suit and tie is biting his nails .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is biting his nails .
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January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Also… WHAT
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Excuse me???? What the FUCK is underwater???
January 25, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Ain’t nothing else to do lmaooo
Feral ?? 🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations in advance yall 🎉🥳🎊🙌🏾🤰🏾. I know how feral yall get during inclement weather.
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Y’all not sluttin’ enough for my taste
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Whoever talked shit about Him man fuck y’all. This movie is fucking crazy. I love it.
January 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
A month in and still no roster🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I think I’m gonna roster in 2026
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
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December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This!!!
If we can’t joke around & roast each other, then we can’t date.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I love cats , they’re the best
December 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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When you clean your glasses and start seeing in 4k
a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
Alt: a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
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December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And seeing it covered with.. nvm
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I just want to be rich enough to hang portraits of my parents above the fireplace in the study
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Literally
Decluttering is good for your mental health. Your space and your mind.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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*salaciously horny exhale*
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That’s not back bacon! That’s ya back bakin’!
1. I'm pretty sure it's back bacon. I think some might say Canadian bacon.
2. ...bacon...
3. They taste different to me 😭
I have a few things I’ve been pondering:

1. What do Canadians call Canadian bacon?
2. What do Canadians call regular bacon?
3. What do Canadians call ham to differentiate it from Canadian bacon?
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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regular US policing.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I thought this was.. nvm
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Yes
Have you ever liked someone so much you left them alone? Idk if that makes any sense.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I need a meat to meat meeting. Calendar too open
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM