Triple Steak Guy
@triplesteakguy.bsky.social
That's probably the worst field goal attempt I've seen in years
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That's probably the worst field goal attempt I've seen in years
we're libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
we're libbing out
time to take my victory lap
spanberger is gonna win va governor by double digits probably. jones might be closer just because some people will feel comfortable leaving that part of the ballot blank, but i think he will still win by a comfortable margin.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
time to take my victory lap
I sure hope there aren't any sexy costume ladies at the arcade tonight. I'd be so scared
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I sure hope there aren't any sexy costume ladies at the arcade tonight. I'd be so scared
Does this look like the face of a hesitant referrer to you
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Does this look like the face of a hesitant referrer to you
nooo baby don't explode me to death you're so beautiful haha
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
nooo baby don't explode me to death you're so beautiful haha
Because I'm one of those people who can control their tensor tympani, it's insanely easy for me to avoid spoilers from people who are leaving the movie I'm about to see
October 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Because I'm one of those people who can control their tensor tympani, it's insanely easy for me to avoid spoilers from people who are leaving the movie I'm about to see
Whoever got to put up the sign must've been marveling at their good fortune
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Whoever got to put up the sign must've been marveling at their good fortune
I have been forced to admit defeat against my enemies (wearing sweatpants instead of basketball shorts because it's cold)
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have been forced to admit defeat against my enemies (wearing sweatpants instead of basketball shorts because it's cold)
Due to various circumstances, it looks like I'm going to be eating Night Breakfast
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Due to various circumstances, it looks like I'm going to be eating Night Breakfast
This lady is dragging her boyfriend(?) because he gave too large of a tip. Stay strong, bro, don't listen to her
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This lady is dragging her boyfriend(?) because he gave too large of a tip. Stay strong, bro, don't listen to her
If you say "here's breakfast" when feeding your dog, but it's actually dinnertime, you have to give them an extra treat as recompense
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you say "here's breakfast" when feeding your dog, but it's actually dinnertime, you have to give them an extra treat as recompense
Dude why are you laying weird, why are your paws so short
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dude why are you laying weird, why are your paws so short
Opening the window while I'm eating so the food tastes different than usual
October 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Opening the window while I'm eating so the food tastes different than usual
I had completely lost track that season 3 started this weekend
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had completely lost track that season 3 started this weekend
If you walk down an aisle at the grocery store that didn't have any items you intended to buy, you're basically admitting defeat
October 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you walk down an aisle at the grocery store that didn't have any items you intended to buy, you're basically admitting defeat
Dog farted himself awake
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dog farted himself awake
It'd be funny if an OF lady was sincerely swiping into your profile but you thought it was just marketing tactics
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It'd be funny if an OF lady was sincerely swiping into your profile but you thought it was just marketing tactics
Taking a quick shower to cure my necrotic frostbite
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Taking a quick shower to cure my necrotic frostbite
Dude you're sleepy, just put your head down
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dude you're sleepy, just put your head down
Last night I saw One Battle After Another, and the first time that someone on screen got blapped, the person behind me jumped so hard their phone fell out of their pocket and hit the concrete
October 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Last night I saw One Battle After Another, and the first time that someone on screen got blapped, the person behind me jumped so hard their phone fell out of their pocket and hit the concrete
He hates and loves mahjong, as he hates and loves himself
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He hates and loves mahjong, as he hates and loves himself