Triple Steak Guy
@triplesteakguy.bsky.social
Someone was mad all day because I was putting together a new computer, making various metallic noises
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Someone was mad all day because I was putting together a new computer, making various metallic noises
I'm allowed to eat a 3rd slice of bread if the loaf is about to go stale
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm allowed to eat a 3rd slice of bread if the loaf is about to go stale
Sudden acceleration of events, as if time is running out, against an approaching deadline
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Sudden acceleration of events, as if time is running out, against an approaching deadline
What's this thing doing up here
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
What's this thing doing up here
That was the worst trick play I've seen in a while
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That was the worst trick play I've seen in a while
They should give me the checkmark due to my pointed lack of notoriety, as a joke, because it would probably make a lot of people mad and jealous
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
They should give me the checkmark due to my pointed lack of notoriety, as a joke, because it would probably make a lot of people mad and jealous
I forgot that I wrote this note of a dream into my phone in the middle of the night a few weeks ago:
"less than 30 minutes asleep, dream of going upstairs to 4th bedroom, legs float, go way too fast to the couch, turn on TV with home remote, become paralyzed as sound comes on"
"less than 30 minutes asleep, dream of going upstairs to 4th bedroom, legs float, go way too fast to the couch, turn on TV with home remote, become paralyzed as sound comes on"
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I forgot that I wrote this note of a dream into my phone in the middle of the night a few weeks ago:
"less than 30 minutes asleep, dream of going upstairs to 4th bedroom, legs float, go way too fast to the couch, turn on TV with home remote, become paralyzed as sound comes on"
"less than 30 minutes asleep, dream of going upstairs to 4th bedroom, legs float, go way too fast to the couch, turn on TV with home remote, become paralyzed as sound comes on"
I gotta stop making myself mad for no reason. The catharsis wears off in like 5 minutes and then I just feel bad
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I gotta stop making myself mad for no reason. The catharsis wears off in like 5 minutes and then I just feel bad
It's taken the dog about 4 years to realize that it can be nice to lie on top of a dog bed. I can't show you any pictures of this, though, because he will immediately stand up when he detects that you're taking a picture of him
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It's taken the dog about 4 years to realize that it can be nice to lie on top of a dog bed. I can't show you any pictures of this, though, because he will immediately stand up when he detects that you're taking a picture of him
The main thing I hope for is that people wait until midnight to start shooting off fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The main thing I hope for is that people wait until midnight to start shooting off fireworks
That Jennifer Rose lady is dumb as hell. Luckily you can just easily block twerps on this site
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
That Jennifer Rose lady is dumb as hell. Luckily you can just easily block twerps on this site
Manjack the 4th, the latest in a long line of Manjackers
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Manjack the 4th, the latest in a long line of Manjackers
Dog seems to have figured out, after several years, it's more comfortable to rest against my leg than lie on top of my lap
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dog seems to have figured out, after several years, it's more comfortable to rest against my leg than lie on top of my lap
Not to call anyone out by name, but someone tried to fuck a dog bed and then pissed all over the floor
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not to call anyone out by name, but someone tried to fuck a dog bed and then pissed all over the floor
I dreamt that a woman's voice was saying "go get him, go wake up dad," and a large dog was jumping onto the bed, standing on top of me and trying to lick my face. When I woke up, I could hear my own dog softly whining to be let outside at 230 in the morning.
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I dreamt that a woman's voice was saying "go get him, go wake up dad," and a large dog was jumping onto the bed, standing on top of me and trying to lick my face. When I woke up, I could hear my own dog softly whining to be let outside at 230 in the morning.
5 turnovers seems bad
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
5 turnovers seems bad
One dog likes the sunbeam, and one does not
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One dog likes the sunbeam, and one does not
That's fine, I wasn't using that anyway
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That's fine, I wasn't using that anyway
How am I supposed to pet you with this arm
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How am I supposed to pet you with this arm
All I really want for Christmas is a lump sum cash payment of $781,300,000
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
All I really want for Christmas is a lump sum cash payment of $781,300,000
I was scrolling through my own timeline, to relive all my good posts, when I had to delete one because it was functionally the same joke I had made 1 month prior
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I was scrolling through my own timeline, to relive all my good posts, when I had to delete one because it was functionally the same joke I had made 1 month prior
Just had to open a new roll of gift wrapping paper, which I can only assume, based on the depleted roll it's replacing, will last for about 10 years
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just had to open a new roll of gift wrapping paper, which I can only assume, based on the depleted roll it's replacing, will last for about 10 years
He craves violence
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
He craves violence
Minicucci... funny name
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Minicucci... funny name