Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
@trepverter.bsky.social
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
Pinned
maybe you just want to know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
the thing about quitting drinking is that once your receptors adjust & you're done numbing yourself to reality & you can suddenly feel again, everything is so much more intense. the joys are so gorgeously bright, but so is the sadness.
I would rather taste in full than be muted.
I would rather taste in full than be muted.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the thing about quitting drinking is that once your receptors adjust & you're done numbing yourself to reality & you can suddenly feel again, everything is so much more intense. the joys are so gorgeously bright, but so is the sadness.
I would rather taste in full than be muted.
I would rather taste in full than be muted.
It's raining again in Los Angeles so why not listen to Texas is the Reason
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's raining again in Los Angeles so why not listen to Texas is the Reason
Are we all reduced to algorithms, stripped of humanity, compassion & flatulence?
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Are we all reduced to algorithms, stripped of humanity, compassion & flatulence?
right now, my biggest internal conflict is "how am I a city girl listening to skynyrd"
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
right now, my biggest internal conflict is "how am I a city girl listening to skynyrd"
I've been really bad at eating this week so I just ordered myself a giant salmon poke bowl with extra salmon & scallops since there was a 50% off discount code burning a hole in my inbox. I deserve nothing but the best, which is apparently sashimi on sale
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I've been really bad at eating this week so I just ordered myself a giant salmon poke bowl with extra salmon & scallops since there was a 50% off discount code burning a hole in my inbox. I deserve nothing but the best, which is apparently sashimi on sale
Fresh batch of brownies are in the oven. Perfect gloomy Sunday vibes as I listen to kill creek on the couch.
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fresh batch of brownies are in the oven. Perfect gloomy Sunday vibes as I listen to kill creek on the couch.
a new guy asked me to meet him for a drink tonight at the local pub so I'm going to head over there shortly. neither of us drink so I'm looking forward to the bartender rolling their eyes at us while we nurse seltzers or ginger beers mixed with soda water, bitters & lime. at least I showered.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a new guy asked me to meet him for a drink tonight at the local pub so I'm going to head over there shortly. neither of us drink so I'm looking forward to the bartender rolling their eyes at us while we nurse seltzers or ginger beers mixed with soda water, bitters & lime. at least I showered.
Sean's face is all over my algorithm & it's jarring to see those saucer eyes but I would give anything to see them in person again, softly glowing blue orbs lighting the darkness like Starry Night.
It's always been about you.
It's always been about you.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sean's face is all over my algorithm & it's jarring to see those saucer eyes but I would give anything to see them in person again, softly glowing blue orbs lighting the darkness like Starry Night.
It's always been about you.
It's always been about you.
I will know I have succeeded in life when, upon my death, three people cry & 10 people chortle
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I will know I have succeeded in life when, upon my death, three people cry & 10 people chortle
So tempted to find out how they grow tomatoes in a can
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So tempted to find out how they grow tomatoes in a can
Aw, a man i have yet to meet made me a playlist for the rain.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Aw, a man i have yet to meet made me a playlist for the rain.
Blurting out during sexting "I can't send you a photo of that; what if I run for Attorney General" isn't gonna land with most people
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Blurting out during sexting "I can't send you a photo of that; what if I run for Attorney General" isn't gonna land with most people
I just told someone "I want to climb you like a tree" so I think nature is healing
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just told someone "I want to climb you like a tree" so I think nature is healing
Today's the day: I'm going to bake my first loaf of bread & I got some good butter to smear on it. The rain is soothing, Franz Liszt is playing on the speakers & I woke up feeling renewed in spirit. Also, I swear SPM is sending me jokes through the universe & honestly, thanks man.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today's the day: I'm going to bake my first loaf of bread & I got some good butter to smear on it. The rain is soothing, Franz Liszt is playing on the speakers & I woke up feeling renewed in spirit. Also, I swear SPM is sending me jokes through the universe & honestly, thanks man.
Goofy puppy energy is not what I'm looking for since I'm an annoyed Russian blue cat
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Goofy puppy energy is not what I'm looking for since I'm an annoyed Russian blue cat
I'm really proud of how i handled myself tonight. Just a placeholder to remind myself that I am continuing growth & progress.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm really proud of how i handled myself tonight. Just a placeholder to remind myself that I am continuing growth & progress.
OK do not fucking start weeping, you have to look pretty in a couple of hours at a party & maybe pretend like you are a functional human being who is capable of conversation & charm
I know it's ME I miss, it's the mirror he held up to me & I was beautiful in it
I know it's ME I miss, it's the mirror he held up to me & I was beautiful in it
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
OK do not fucking start weeping, you have to look pretty in a couple of hours at a party & maybe pretend like you are a functional human being who is capable of conversation & charm
I know it's ME I miss, it's the mirror he held up to me & I was beautiful in it
I know it's ME I miss, it's the mirror he held up to me & I was beautiful in it
I have to kill you to turn you into a ghost that I'll absorb. I wanted a different outcome but here's where we are. I gave your shadow more colors than you needed & you were beautiful in them, but you didn't want the frippery or finery. you are comfortable in your Quasimodo rags.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have to kill you to turn you into a ghost that I'll absorb. I wanted a different outcome but here's where we are. I gave your shadow more colors than you needed & you were beautiful in them, but you didn't want the frippery or finery. you are comfortable in your Quasimodo rags.
I'm no longer taking my vagina's opinions on men seriously because it thought Richard Spencer was attractive
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm no longer taking my vagina's opinions on men seriously because it thought Richard Spencer was attractive
since I don't have the wisdom of whiskey forgetting anymore, can someone come over & power wash my brain please, thank you
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
since I don't have the wisdom of whiskey forgetting anymore, can someone come over & power wash my brain please, thank you
I do not like this sack of feelings I'm holding at the moment but it's mine & I can't leave it in the forest
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I do not like this sack of feelings I'm holding at the moment but it's mine & I can't leave it in the forest
Feeling all sorts of ways this morning. Happy birthday SPM. This year is extra poignant. I miss you, buddy.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Feeling all sorts of ways this morning. Happy birthday SPM. This year is extra poignant. I miss you, buddy.
OK what if I join the furry community & become a fox?
Definitely having a midlife crisis
Definitely having a midlife crisis
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
OK what if I join the furry community & become a fox?
Definitely having a midlife crisis
Definitely having a midlife crisis
Suddenly the smell of a dive bar --the kind with wood paneled walls, a dinged & dingy pool table with a bud light stained glass lamp hanging over it, & a guy with a dog seated at the corner stool, a cigarette burning forgotten in a half empty ashtray -- came to mind & I miss it very much.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Suddenly the smell of a dive bar --the kind with wood paneled walls, a dinged & dingy pool table with a bud light stained glass lamp hanging over it, & a guy with a dog seated at the corner stool, a cigarette burning forgotten in a half empty ashtray -- came to mind & I miss it very much.
Help I'm trying to get stoned and listening to Jimi Hendrix; I have become a cliche!!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Help I'm trying to get stoned and listening to Jimi Hendrix; I have become a cliche!!!