tristan
@treestumped.bsky.social
bitten by a radioactive fortune teller | brooklyn
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why jigsaw kinda got that arch
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
why jigsaw kinda got that arch
side a of Live Through This vinyl ending on “someday you will ache like i ache”……
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
side a of Live Through This vinyl ending on “someday you will ache like i ache”……
are they still “delusions of grandeur” if i’m really that awesomesauce ? #JustSayink
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
are they still “delusions of grandeur” if i’m really that awesomesauce ? #JustSayink
bjork and hawk tuah girl agree to debate the idea of asexuality
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
bjork and hawk tuah girl agree to debate the idea of asexuality
i am the summoner of nothing in particular
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i am the summoner of nothing in particular
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nice self. let me guess, deprecating?
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
nice self. let me guess, deprecating?
GOOD NEWS TRISTAN FANS! TRISTAN is on his way to see a hockey game. The New Jersey Devils, in fact! Go Devils!
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January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
GOOD NEWS TRISTAN FANS! TRISTAN is on his way to see a hockey game. The New Jersey Devils, in fact! Go Devils!
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the summer i turned chopped as fuck
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
the summer i turned chopped as fuck
who dat who dat ? I G G Y
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
who dat who dat ? I G G Y
everything feels like trying to get out of someone else’s car in the dark
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
everything feels like trying to get out of someone else’s car in the dark
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wonder what medieval times gas stations were like
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
wonder what medieval times gas stations were like
brendan yuri from panic! at the lesbo
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
brendan yuri from panic! at the lesbo
porn parody called game of throats
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
porn parody called game of throats
it’s snot living if it’s snot with you
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
it’s snot living if it’s snot with you
hi i’m detective Areola Juggs
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hi i’m detective Areola Juggs
some of you texting the plug looking for K but can’t spell gorjuss…. bitch you need to ask for PRE-K
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
some of you texting the plug looking for K but can’t spell gorjuss…. bitch you need to ask for PRE-K
that picture on the wall you’re scared of looks just like you
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that picture on the wall you’re scared of looks just like you
i’m in a clituationship with the pussy
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i’m in a clituationship with the pussy
oh yea ? could a man with an ancient curse upon him do this ?
January 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
oh yea ? could a man with an ancient curse upon him do this ?
i am the stripper and i am the fool delusional in his assertion that she loves him
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i am the stripper and i am the fool delusional in his assertion that she loves him
i’m the personality hire at brazzers
January 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i’m the personality hire at brazzers
why does texting a crush make me feel like i’m going to be put on the sex offender registry
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
why does texting a crush make me feel like i’m going to be put on the sex offender registry
cat keeps trying to eat vinyl record as it spins
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
cat keeps trying to eat vinyl record as it spins
i don’t pull bitches. i don’t talk to women. i don’t have fun. i show up to the function already drunk, have 15 more beers, then shove whatever i can find up my nose. if i can’t do that, i kill myself.
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
i don’t pull bitches. i don’t talk to women. i don’t have fun. i show up to the function already drunk, have 15 more beers, then shove whatever i can find up my nose. if i can’t do that, i kill myself.