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30s. #toddlermom. #infertility success story. BS.Anthropology #appstate. Late diagnosed #ADHD. #introvert. Let's be friends.
These stories are relevant to the current political climate where people are justifying adult men being sexually interested in CHILDREN.

My stories are of course not the same, but this trend of men being attracted to girls too young for them is ick. That's all.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
And then, then we can throw back again to the time I was 19 talking to a guy who was 33 and worked for the local news station who did nothing but monologue to me about his self imposed relationship problems and then invite me for a night swim in his heated pool. 🫠

Also didn't happen because anxiety
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Throwback to right after I graduated highschool, the band teacher who was engaged at the time, tried to convince my best friend and I to sleep with him. Isn't it cute I thought that was equal amounts flattering and disgusting?

It didn't happen of course. He was a solid 5 and an arrogant douche.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Okay I'm late. MFAS season 17. I don't even care if Emily is an immature drunk or not. Brennen is still a gaslighting sociopath and you can't change my mind. His reactions, trying to be chummy with the host to ostracize her further, claiming he saved her life, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This thing where people use Google Lens to answer questions on social media is the most obnoxious thing. Or like screenshotting the AI response like the entire world doesn't have access to the same info.Esp when it's multiple people giving the same answer because they also want the credit. Eye roll.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Garnets and garnet in matrix from Franklin, NC
rhodolite and almandine 😍
I have no #rockhound friends and need somewhere to share!
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I got selected for jury duty and cannot attend because I am a #toddlermom with no "reasonably attainable childcare".To be excused from duty I must sign an affidavit & get it notarized.As if i have the time or mental capacity to add that shit to my to-do list.Thanks for punishing mothers yet again.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Just got a letter from insurance that as of January, Vyvanse will no longer be covered by them. So that's cute.

Generic has only been in stock at my pharmacy all of TWICE.
#vyvanse #adhdproblems
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I dont think we need to brush our toddler's teeth for two minutes. For an adult with 32 teeth that's 3.75s per tooth. He currently only has 16 teeth. That's 60s total. #toddlermom #dentalhygiene
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Unpopular opinion but I would pay a solid subscription fee to be able to have my Facebook news feed completely fucking empty except for the few friends I actually want to see updates from and my groups.
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The small rural county I'm from... Where all the kids go to headstart and everyone's a farmer, 13% get SNAP, and many more use WIC. And they're all fiercely red. Are you happy now?
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Nothing triggers my ADHD inspired "strong sense of justice" more than our current political climate.
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Poll: Are trump supporters mentally ill?

Check yes or yes.

I can't justify it any other way.
Somebody take Facebook away from me. They're crawling around everywhere on there.

Seriously though, that's like, a large percentage of the country to be that staggeringly low on brain cells. Dangerous.
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Some conservative boomer account on FB posted this. And I responded with "My Generation" - the Who (1965) and I think it's gonna go right over their little heads. 😂
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I wore black velour flared pants a lot in first grade in 1999 and my teacher had to tell my parents to not let me wear them anymore because the other kids kept feeling my legs.

😂

I see you 32 degrees. I'm getting me some velour flare pants to redeem my 7 year old self.
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Amazon review of some 365nm uv strip lights "great for creating a cozy vibe"

Dude. Don't use UV as mood lighting unless you're trying to go blind.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
AWS outage and whatnot is toast.
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
BOG for sure - Hilary Duff, Demi Moore, Jenna Ortega 🔥
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Late to the Love Is Blind party but Joe's incoherency after the pool party is *exactly* what my husband sounded like upon waking before he got a sleep apnea diagnosis and started using a CPAP. Not saying this guy doesn't have drinking issues but the similarities are super amusing.
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Hubby said this FB comment on a measles post full of conservs was too much so I'm posting it here instead:

"...but feel free to sit there in your cigarette smoke stained lazy boys with your dollar general reading glasses in your kerosene heated single wide and spread your Fox news sheeple nonsense"
October 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why does the 3 hour daycare for 1-2 year olds need any TV time at all?

Am I alone in thinking that shouldn't be necessary? I'm not a Karen I swear.

#toddlermom
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My fellow #anthropology majors will get it.

I used to tell my husband how interesting his skull would be to see because he has an intense brow ridge. Always joked about how he was a neanderthal.

Karma got me good and I'll never get over it. 😂
October 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
98% of gemstone sellers on whatnot are literally just using a presidium.

I actually saw someone run clear faceted gemstones and say they were quartz or topaz he didn't know. Like why are you selling if you don't know what you're doing?

Because ignorant people will be buying.
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by trashwild
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.

Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Is it even romantasy if you don't describe everyone's eye color using at least 3 adjectives?

#booksky
October 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM