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Internet service provider run by pigs, call it Hamnet
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Internet service provider run by pigs, call it Hamnet
Turnstile fans be like “check out this fucking sick riff” and it’s literally just Hella Good by No Doubt
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Turnstile fans be like “check out this fucking sick riff” and it’s literally just Hella Good by No Doubt
If I was hired to oversee the Overlook Hotel during the off season months, it wouldn’t have gone down that way
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If I was hired to oversee the Overlook Hotel during the off season months, it wouldn’t have gone down that way
Getting off of SSRIs after being on them for over 10 years is a wild experience. I just started crying while listening to Rush
October 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Getting off of SSRIs after being on them for over 10 years is a wild experience. I just started crying while listening to Rush
Celebrating Rosh Hashanah by going to see the Swedish punk band Viagra Boys in concert
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Celebrating Rosh Hashanah by going to see the Swedish punk band Viagra Boys in concert
Bernard started going to a new daycare
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Bernard started going to a new daycare
Tipping the local skaters with 1s and 5s when I see them land a nice trick
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Tipping the local skaters with 1s and 5s when I see them land a nice trick
Being charming (but not too charming) as I pick up my adderall prescription
September 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Being charming (but not too charming) as I pick up my adderall prescription
So-called “free thinkers” when I open a can of tuna to put in my noodles
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So-called “free thinkers” when I open a can of tuna to put in my noodles
Getting kicked out of the Sheryl Crow concert for repeatedly yelling out “life is a highway!”
September 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Getting kicked out of the Sheryl Crow concert for repeatedly yelling out “life is a highway!”
Terrence Malick’s We Are Your Friends
Akira Kurosawa's Winnie the Pooh
Baz Luhrmann's Ocean's 8
September 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Terrence Malick’s We Are Your Friends
They hate me cuz I eat fruit and watch the game
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
They hate me cuz I eat fruit and watch the game
With those prices they should call themselves Nordstrom Wack
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
With those prices they should call themselves Nordstrom Wack
His face after peeing on my shoes at the vet
September 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
His face after peeing on my shoes at the vet
Shoutout to the breakfast place I went to this morning for giving Bernard a piece of bacon
September 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Shoutout to the breakfast place I went to this morning for giving Bernard a piece of bacon
(Drake voice)
She said do you peepee I told her only partly, I only did a fart and a doodoo I’m sorry
She said do you peepee I told her only partly, I only did a fart and a doodoo I’m sorry
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
(Drake voice)
She said do you peepee I told her only partly, I only did a fart and a doodoo I’m sorry
She said do you peepee I told her only partly, I only did a fart and a doodoo I’m sorry
Inventing a new type of drinking game that you can only play while driving
August 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Inventing a new type of drinking game that you can only play while driving
Ever since my divorce I’ve only done cool stuff like frown at myself in the mirror for a long time
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ever since my divorce I’ve only done cool stuff like frown at myself in the mirror for a long time
Tuna technology has come a long way since the last time I popped a can
August 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tuna technology has come a long way since the last time I popped a can
Having imaginary arguments in the shower and losing most of them
August 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Having imaginary arguments in the shower and losing most of them
GG Allin is what happens when someone from New Hampshire is allowed to make punk rock
July 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
GG Allin is what happens when someone from New Hampshire is allowed to make punk rock
The type of road upon which two swordsmen are destined to meet in a duel that will decide the fates of many
July 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The type of road upon which two swordsmen are destined to meet in a duel that will decide the fates of many
Awful things keep happening to me haha lol
July 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Awful things keep happening to me haha lol
My dog’s favorite game recently is called Eat Grass Then Throw Up Twice
July 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My dog’s favorite game recently is called Eat Grass Then Throw Up Twice