marisa
@trapqueen.bsky.social
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Y'all better keep that nnn shi on twitter this bluesky bitch we goon hard
November 1, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Y'all better keep that nnn shi on twitter this bluesky bitch we goon hard
depressed s hooter i got bands on me ima weep 😿
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
depressed s hooter i got bands on me ima weep 😿
oh my God my fit is fantastic
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
oh my God my fit is fantastic
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you’re being such a good girl for mommy my nigga
October 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
you’re being such a good girl for mommy my nigga
I hate psych appointments
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hate psych appointments
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