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Judas/X/Maw - He/It/whatever lol - 25 - Marshmallow Creep

Apparently I make "art" but all I do on bsky is liveblog about murder mystery so jury's still out

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sorry im always liveblogging murder mystery. i will watch any old shit with a detective in it.
het monsterfuckers who feel the need to make their female protag the most conventionally attractive white woman are weak like how can i trust your opinions about fuckable monsters when you can't even handle puffy nipples.
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
the sheer quantity of murders that happen IN cabot cove in murder she wrote is crazy... murder capital of maine
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
cyberpunk broke and the glitch effect won't go away now
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i think games that let you actively disengage are kind of hilarious. no i don't know about any of that side plot shit i sat in the car politely while panam did her job and then we slept in separate rooms
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Working out the timeline of a comic to make sure I have room for all the non-essential stuff is so hard. Especially when the essential stuff is about how the main character is gonna die. Like maybe he can die slower ? We need time for the silly funny interlude.
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
DEL JR MY BABY BUOYYYY 😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞💞
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
oh yeah i did my hourlies ^-^ i did change pens halfway thru one lol. sorted out by when i actually did themmmm and maybe ill have a few more later
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the wise + true cricut commercial about putting ur 6 yr olds awesome drawing on a t shirt and him going 🤯 and showing it to his friends and them going 🤯🤯 that's literally what it's about. finally someone gets it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
moving into s3 while i fold laundry let's goooo
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
season three time!
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
im free from the s2 yoke at least. jfc. that felt like finale after finale did someone get scared they wouldn't renew for another season or something
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
GOOD EPISODE LMAO
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
ugh i love the way they can't look each other in the eyes when he says this would be their last case lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
STILL in season 2.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
OH I LOVE THIS OUTFIT CASTLES MOTHER IS WEARING
January 30, 2026 at 11:41 AM
THE FUCK IS THIS AD?
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
WOOF that's some really unconvincing fake blood
January 30, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PREMISE OF THIS EPISODE WAS A GUY GOT FROZE DEAD ?
January 30, 2026 at 11:19 AM
YES WE'RE GETTING TO THE FUN PART OF THE DETECTIVE-ING
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 AM
i hate this new guy tho he fucking makes beckett act so mean for nothin. this is not nearly as fun as letting Some Fucking Guy hang out around her back and shout shit. maybe we don't need to accuse everyone with a motive of violent murder immediately? maybe a little tact and fun?
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 AM
they are straight up playing scambait on tv now btw
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
castle once again 🙂‍↕️
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 AM
STOP IS THAT THE FUCKING SLIDE KEYBOARD PHONE I HAD IN 2012
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 AM
no way the guy that sucked and made everyone act worse might have been the nefarious evildoer?
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 AM