Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar
@towerskinworldwide.bsky.social
he/they/partial gay
smarter than I look, dumber than I seem
semi/mostly/near-definitely retired pro wrestler
non-heart attack survivor
of course I have a podcast
smarter than I look, dumber than I seem
semi/mostly/near-definitely retired pro wrestler
non-heart attack survivor
of course I have a podcast
Checking in, still seems gay (pejorative) over here! Byeeeee
July 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Checking in, still seems gay (pejorative) over here! Byeeeee
Miyazaki should poop out one more short called “what if a pachinko machine were real life (in France for some reason)”
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Miyazaki should poop out one more short called “what if a pachinko machine were real life (in France for some reason)”
Two of my former creative partners —Mike Strenk (Bored 2 Life, Mad Minds) and the Weirdster (former AIW Tag Team Champions the Weird World)— come on my humble lil movie podcast to talk CONGO (1995).
It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...
It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Two of my former creative partners —Mike Strenk (Bored 2 Life, Mad Minds) and the Weirdster (former AIW Tag Team Champions the Weird World)— come on my humble lil movie podcast to talk CONGO (1995).
It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...
It’s a doozy, find out HERE 95tolife.libsyn.com/you-know-how...
Muted a thread cuz it’s my fuggin birthdayyyyyyyyy Free Palestine WORLDWIDE
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Muted a thread cuz it’s my fuggin birthdayyyyyyyyy Free Palestine WORLDWIDE
israel sucks butt (unsexily, without the world's consent)
May 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
israel sucks butt (unsexily, without the world's consent)
2010's style woke guy saying "the Jews" lol
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
2010's style woke guy saying "the Jews" lol
May 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Listening to people on NPR die inside a bit more each time they have to say it is kinda nice with it though
Far from the point but it sucks so bad that everything has to be so stupid and tacky on top of the substance. The phrase “big beautiful bill” makes me want to drink a “big beautiful glass of poison"
May 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Listening to people on NPR die inside a bit more each time they have to say it is kinda nice with it though
Wario sucks ass from a shitty dick
May 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wario sucks ass from a shitty dick
finally watching season 4 of Righteous Gemstones and can't get over how civil war Bradley Cooper is just a WASPy Felix Biederman
May 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
finally watching season 4 of Righteous Gemstones and can't get over how civil war Bradley Cooper is just a WASPy Felix Biederman
Gym for nerds/weebs/punx. Good music blasting, righteous murals, personal trainers on staff with a focus on trans physique sculpting, code of conduct to be signed by members, limited hours where tripods are allowed, action movies and anime on the TVs, maybe a tanning bed or two
if you were extremely wealthy, what would your vanity business be?
i would build a decorative brick/structural terra cotta factory where the kilns are fired with renewable energy
i would build a decorative brick/structural terra cotta factory where the kilns are fired with renewable energy
May 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gym for nerds/weebs/punx. Good music blasting, righteous murals, personal trainers on staff with a focus on trans physique sculpting, code of conduct to be signed by members, limited hours where tripods are allowed, action movies and anime on the TVs, maybe a tanning bed or two
Reposted by Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar
the prince of all sickos!!!
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
the prince of all sickos!!!
Aaron Melnick from Integrity/Inmates/In Cold Blood fame comes on the show to talk JOHNNY MNEMONIC (1995). Aaron published a sci-fi novel called Bringing Out The Beast a few years ago so it only made sense. SNATCH BACK YOUR BRAIN, ZOMBIES!
95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...
95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...
May 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Aaron Melnick from Integrity/Inmates/In Cold Blood fame comes on the show to talk JOHNNY MNEMONIC (1995). Aaron published a sci-fi novel called Bringing Out The Beast a few years ago so it only made sense. SNATCH BACK YOUR BRAIN, ZOMBIES!
95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...
95tolife.libsyn.com/dolph-lundgr...
some pro wrestlers have Stands if you think about it (managers)
May 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
some pro wrestlers have Stands if you think about it (managers)
1 hour back on Twitter has me doing horrific math in my head, it’s truly not for me anymore and that sucks
May 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
1 hour back on Twitter has me doing horrific math in my head, it’s truly not for me anymore and that sucks
As a never-confirmed Catholic and occasional Milwaukee resident and visitor who’s had days of my life stolen from me by the Skyway construction in the 00s this is terrible. It’s hell. Hell on earth. Bet he’s gonna construct a bed that’s a horn in the popemobile so he can lay on the thing GAH
Rome finna learn about deep dish pizza
May 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
As a never-confirmed Catholic and occasional Milwaukee resident and visitor who’s had days of my life stolen from me by the Skyway construction in the 00s this is terrible. It’s hell. Hell on earth. Bet he’s gonna construct a bed that’s a horn in the popemobile so he can lay on the thing GAH
Rome finna learn about deep dish pizza
May 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rome finna learn about deep dish pizza
Naruto grows up disrespected by everyone so he decides he’s gonna become chief of police. Half the dogs in Hidden Leaf village are on borrowed time thanks to shurikens. SAD!
May 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Naruto grows up disrespected by everyone so he decides he’s gonna become chief of police. Half the dogs in Hidden Leaf village are on borrowed time thanks to shurikens. SAD!
if the election happened again tomorrow and no one changed anything they said I still wouldn't vote for kamala harris lol
May 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
if the election happened again tomorrow and no one changed anything they said I still wouldn't vote for kamala harris lol
guy who wears pants made out of elephant assholes: I put my pants on one butthole at a time, same as anyone else
May 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
guy who wears pants made out of elephant assholes: I put my pants on one butthole at a time, same as anyone else
just told my one cat "you're like if a prairie dog were satan"
May 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
just told my one cat "you're like if a prairie dog were satan"
Do you think Kanye ever pulled Big Sean aside and said “hey man ‘I don’t fuck with you’ is great but you know what else rhymes with ‘you’?…”
May 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do you think Kanye ever pulled Big Sean aside and said “hey man ‘I don’t fuck with you’ is great but you know what else rhymes with ‘you’?…”
*a 20-story tall bipedal canine howls and gesticulates wildly while raising its paw-hands to the sky*
“Dogzilla’s got that Gawd in him!”
“Dogzilla’s got that Gawd in him!”
May 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*a 20-story tall bipedal canine howls and gesticulates wildly while raising its paw-hands to the sky*
“Dogzilla’s got that Gawd in him!”
“Dogzilla’s got that Gawd in him!”
ordered some stupid shoes yesterday
April 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ordered some stupid shoes yesterday