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This night ham am reisling is really hitting after an evening of filling up kid holiday cheer
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This night ham am reisling is really hitting after an evening of filling up kid holiday cheer
I think I might have the tamest account here….
@tousledpigtails.bsky.social has swears! They've used 44 profanities in their last 1,482 posts.
🥇 "shit" (9 times)
🥈 "damn" (6 times)
🥉 "hell" (4 times)
🥇 "shit" (9 times)
🥈 "damn" (6 times)
🥉 "hell" (4 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I think I might have the tamest account here….
On our way our of Stanton, we passed this high end apartment building with this nearly unreadable signage
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
On our way our of Stanton, we passed this high end apartment building with this nearly unreadable signage
Update: he specifically banned us with the guy taking over his shift. That guy upon hearing it was our daughter’s birthday let us on.
Takes kid to toddler park for her birthday on Monday. Tries to help another toddler by letting her know how little my kid is. Am told by ride operator that 2 days away from 2 is too young to ride. She must be exactly 2. Who turns away a toddler on her birthday? @laplanck.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Update: he specifically banned us with the guy taking over his shift. That guy upon hearing it was our daughter’s birthday let us on.
Takes kid to toddler park for her birthday on Monday. Tries to help another toddler by letting her know how little my kid is. Am told by ride operator that 2 days away from 2 is too young to ride. She must be exactly 2. Who turns away a toddler on her birthday? @laplanck.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Takes kid to toddler park for her birthday on Monday. Tries to help another toddler by letting her know how little my kid is. Am told by ride operator that 2 days away from 2 is too young to ride. She must be exactly 2. Who turns away a toddler on her birthday? @laplanck.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey disguised as Baby Saja
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey disguised as Baby Saja
Awake at 4 am due to child nightmare, debating just staying up and working but this cold is demanding more sleep.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Awake at 4 am due to child nightmare, debating just staying up and working but this cold is demanding more sleep.
Officially “I have a kid with braces” years old today.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Officially “I have a kid with braces” years old today.
At a VIP theater for the first time time seeing Wicked with like 15 theater kids age 7-9.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
At a VIP theater for the first time time seeing Wicked with like 15 theater kids age 7-9.
Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Squattypotty Wicked tie-in.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Squattypotty Wicked tie-in.
Family photos we got for free were nearly ruined by some severe glare on @laplanck.bsky.social glasses. Thanks to @fiverr.bsky.social the problem is fixed and we can send out holiday cards! DM with address details.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Family photos we got for free were nearly ruined by some severe glare on @laplanck.bsky.social glasses. Thanks to @fiverr.bsky.social the problem is fixed and we can send out holiday cards! DM with address details.
Toddler napping on me while I wear The Muppet Christmas Carol shirt and watch the film. Soaking up her last week before she’s 2.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Toddler napping on me while I wear The Muppet Christmas Carol shirt and watch the film. Soaking up her last week before she’s 2.
Why are Georgetown and Holy Cross playing at Fenway?
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why are Georgetown and Holy Cross playing at Fenway?
Watched part 2 last night and seriously this show is so good. “Death by Lightning”
Watching the Netflix movie about James A Garfield and I’ve never been more happy. Seriously go watch it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Watched part 2 last night and seriously this show is so good. “Death by Lightning”
Belated birthday sharks @laplanck.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Belated birthday sharks @laplanck.bsky.social
Dad so hard: rainbow edition @laplanck.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dad so hard: rainbow edition @laplanck.bsky.social
School district sends out email that report cards are available on the parent portal. Entire portal crashes 30 seconds later. lol!
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
School district sends out email that report cards are available on the parent portal. Entire portal crashes 30 seconds later. lol!
My kindergartener is texting me from his fitness tracker while he’s at the park with his manny to ask for “Oreo ice cream” while I’m at work. Trying to imagine me doing something like this when I was 5 and struggling.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My kindergartener is texting me from his fitness tracker while he’s at the park with his manny to ask for “Oreo ice cream” while I’m at work. Trying to imagine me doing something like this when I was 5 and struggling.
What if we asked AI to make classic literature dumbed down for children. www.magibook.co
Magibook
www.magibook.co
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What if we asked AI to make classic literature dumbed down for children. www.magibook.co
Watching the Netflix movie about James A Garfield and I’ve never been more happy. Seriously go watch it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Watching the Netflix movie about James A Garfield and I’ve never been more happy. Seriously go watch it.
I mean, the answer is obviously “the rich.”
"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I mean, the answer is obviously “the rich.”
Noted clarinetist looks good.
Jonathan Bailey Is the Sexiest Man Alive 2025! (We Know, We Nailed It.)
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November 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Noted clarinetist looks good.