Hey everyone, when are the heads of everyone who got vaccinated going to explode or whatever? There were some very strong warnings about this, but the cranial fireworks have so far failed to arrive. Can we get an ETA?
#covid #vaccine #tinfoilhat

If your wife is stage-managing 'The Sound of Music', please do the following:

1. Choose your shopping bag carefully.

2. Check there are no props in the bottom.

3. Under no circumstances pull out a large, red piece of fabric at the checkout in Tesco in Haddington.

...continued

So Tiktok is gone.
Shame.

And the trickle became a stream, and the stream became a flood...

#abandonfacebook

President Trump is pushing for the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, when it is well known that the Gulf of America lies between his left ear and his right.

#gulfofmexico
#gulfofamerica
#trump

Sat down to channel surf and View to a Kill is on. Bond is driving half a car around Paris. Wish I was watching it along with @johnrain.co.uk and @paullitchfield.bsky.social , those guys always have me in stitches. #smershpod

Now that I've left it, Twitter has become my Ex. Some relationships are best ended, especially when abuse is involved.

#twitter #X #bluesky