Total Playtime
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A podcast about PC games, mostly.
Our latest episode for supporters is a return to the videogame Popes, who must save select videogames via the medium of product placement. Available now on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
October 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Our latest episode for supporters is a return to the videogame Popes, who must save select videogames via the medium of product placement. Available now on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
The second episode of Text Adventure is live for Patreon backers, in which @edwinet.bsky.social joins us to judge the prequel to Mass Effect: Andromeda and Nate attempts to guess what Asari look like. Find it on Patreon and Spotify. www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The second episode of Text Adventure is live for Patreon backers, in which @edwinet.bsky.social joins us to judge the prequel to Mass Effect: Andromeda and Nate attempts to guess what Asari look like. Find it on Patreon and Spotify. www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
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Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
A new public episode! We gather to discuss important matters of Mario, Silksong and Strange Antiquities, and Nate prepares a quiz about strange things of antiquity. Find it wherever you get your pods.
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A new public episode! We gather to discuss important matters of Mario, Silksong and Strange Antiquities, and Nate prepares a quiz about strange things of antiquity. Find it wherever you get your pods.
A new episode for special sausages, in which we cast the newly-announced Call of Duty movie and Alice gets mad at America for broadly unrelated reasons. Find it on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
September 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A new episode for special sausages, in which we cast the newly-announced Call of Duty movie and Alice gets mad at America for broadly unrelated reasons. Find it on Patreon and Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
A new public episode! Alice went to Gamescom and she's here to talk about the games she saw, the PR she robbed, and the tractor she stood in front of. Find it on Patreon or wherever you get your pods. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A new public episode! Alice went to Gamescom and she's here to talk about the games she saw, the PR she robbed, and the tractor she stood in front of. Find it on Patreon or wherever you get your pods. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
New for Patreons: the first episode of Text Adventure, our videogame book club! @brendyc.bsky.social joins us to discuss Assassin's Creed Brotherhood by Oliver Bowden, which turns out to be bad in an extremely videogames way. Listen on Patreon now: www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New for Patreons: the first episode of Text Adventure, our videogame book club! @brendyc.bsky.social joins us to discuss Assassin's Creed Brotherhood by Oliver Bowden, which turns out to be bad in an extremely videogames way. Listen on Patreon now: www.patreon.com/posts/text-a...
A new Patreon episode, in which we contemplate returning to game worlds ten years later, and Nate tries to dox us by getting us to reveal our local pubs. Available for special sausages right now: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
Premium Episode O: Ten Years Hence | Total Playtime Podcast
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August 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
A new Patreon episode, in which we contemplate returning to game worlds ten years later, and Nate tries to dox us by getting us to reveal our local pubs. Available for special sausages right now: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
A new public episode! Alice was out of action so Jonty and Nate met to talk sex games, Battlefield and Bioshock. Listen on Patreon and whereever you find your podcasts. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 15: What Fight Have Been | Total Playtime Podcast
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August 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A new public episode! Alice was out of action so Jonty and Nate met to talk sex games, Battlefield and Bioshock. Listen on Patreon and whereever you find your podcasts. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
A new regular episode! Alice is off, so it fell to Nate and Jonty to despair over the Microsoft layoffs, cherish some good news for games media and workshop a Quake 2/Kumars at Number 47 crossover. Available on Acast and wherever you get your pods. shows.acast.com/total-playti...
Episode 13: Can't Live Without A Grunger | Total Playtime
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July 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A new regular episode! Alice is off, so it fell to Nate and Jonty to despair over the Microsoft layoffs, cherish some good news for games media and workshop a Quake 2/Kumars at Number 47 crossover. Available on Acast and wherever you get your pods. shows.acast.com/total-playti...
A new Patreon episode, in which noted expert Nate explains Warhammer. Come for the extremely unlicenced Loungehammer music, stay for Paul Blart: Space Marine and Alice getting extremely furious about her faction assignment: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
Premium Episode L: Warhammer Explained | Total Playtime Podcast
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July 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A new Patreon episode, in which noted expert Nate explains Warhammer. Come for the extremely unlicenced Loungehammer music, stay for Paul Blart: Space Marine and Alice getting extremely furious about her faction assignment: www.patreon.com/posts/premiu...
A new episode, in which we've all been playing games and only one of them is MindsEye. We do not recommend playing MindsEye. It's here and in your podcatching apps: shows.acast.com/total-playti...
Episode 12: You're Late, Here's Your Gun | Total Playtime
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June 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A new episode, in which we've all been playing games and only one of them is MindsEye. We do not recommend playing MindsEye. It's here and in your podcatching apps: shows.acast.com/total-playti...
A new Patreon episode: papal proclamations to save gaming, while outwitting the dastardly Gamer Satan and his efforts to create Games 2. Just think, in other podcasts that might seem weird. Listen on Patreon or Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/131820...
Premium Episode K: Total Popetime | Total Playtime Podcast
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June 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A new Patreon episode: papal proclamations to save gaming, while outwitting the dastardly Gamer Satan and his efforts to create Games 2. Just think, in other podcasts that might seem weird. Listen on Patreon or Spotify: www.patreon.com/posts/131820...
During tonight's recording Nate suggested Warhammer 40K factions for Alice and Jonty based on vibes. Any predictions for what he chose?
June 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
During tonight's recording Nate suggested Warhammer 40K factions for Alice and Jonty based on vibes. Any predictions for what he chose?
Just realised we didn't post last week's episode on here. So: there's a new episode! Three very tired people talk about bad times at Bungie, Palworld's legal problems, and a beasted butler. www.patreon.com/posts/130196...
Episode 10: Bespoke Farm-To-Table Art Theft | Total Playtime Podcast
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June 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Just realised we didn't post last week's episode on here. So: there's a new episode! Three very tired people talk about bad times at Bungie, Palworld's legal problems, and a beasted butler. www.patreon.com/posts/130196...
HELLO. An administrative notice for the special sausages: we are no longer able to distribute premium episodes via Acast, so you will need to get them from the private Patreon RSS feed. You're probably doing that already, but if not there's a guide to that here: support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/art...
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May 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
HELLO. An administrative notice for the special sausages: we are no longer able to distribute premium episodes via Acast, so you will need to get them from the private Patreon RSS feed. You're probably doing that already, but if not there's a guide to that here: support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/art...
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A wholehearted recommendation for everyone interested in video games and banter.
The Patreon episodes are great too btw. The bit where they guessed games based on a character from that game calling in was top notch (one of many)!
The Patreon episodes are great too btw. The bit where they guessed games based on a character from that game calling in was top notch (one of many)!
A new, slightly late, free episode! We talk Giant Bomb, GTA 6, gaming popes and Sean Bean. Find it on Patreon and your pod app of choice. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 9: Grand Jeff Auto | Total Playtime Podcast
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May 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
A wholehearted recommendation for everyone interested in video games and banter.
The Patreon episodes are great too btw. The bit where they guessed games based on a character from that game calling in was top notch (one of many)!
The Patreon episodes are great too btw. The bit where they guessed games based on a character from that game calling in was top notch (one of many)!
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This episode includes possibly the most tedious game feature request imaginable. But we also found out how Alice will kill Nate so there's good lore in there too.
A new, slightly late, free episode! We talk Giant Bomb, GTA 6, gaming popes and Sean Bean. Find it on Patreon and your pod app of choice. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 9: Grand Jeff Auto | Total Playtime Podcast
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May 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This episode includes possibly the most tedious game feature request imaginable. But we also found out how Alice will kill Nate so there's good lore in there too.
A new, slightly late, free episode! We talk Giant Bomb, GTA 6, gaming popes and Sean Bean. Find it on Patreon and your pod app of choice. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 9: Grand Jeff Auto | Total Playtime Podcast
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May 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A new, slightly late, free episode! We talk Giant Bomb, GTA 6, gaming popes and Sean Bean. Find it on Patreon and your pod app of choice. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
While recording this week's podcast something happened that made Alice have to get up and walk around the room, and Nate shout 'there is one church!'
May 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
While recording this week's podcast something happened that made Alice have to get up and walk around the room, and Nate shout 'there is one church!'
Fine time to post our latest episode, but we do have one. This week we talk Clair Obscur, shadow drops, and growing your own tomatoes. Next week's Patreon exclusive will be a BRAND SAFE special. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 8: Revenge Of The Ouibs | Total Playtime Podcast
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May 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fine time to post our latest episode, but we do have one. This week we talk Clair Obscur, shadow drops, and growing your own tomatoes. Next week's Patreon exclusive will be a BRAND SAFE special. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
A new episode for our Patreon backers, which we definitely recorded from the press room at the BAFTA Game Awards, honest. Jonty interviews Nate about the HS2 of gaming, colliery band boss fights, battle Shreks and more:
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Premium Episode G: "Live" from the BAFTAs | Total Playtime Podcast
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April 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A new episode for our Patreon backers, which we definitely recorded from the press room at the BAFTA Game Awards, honest. Jonty interviews Nate about the HS2 of gaming, colliery band boss fights, battle Shreks and more:
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A new Patreon episode! As requested by listeners, it's insights and advice about writing. Plus, of course, first date etiquette when one of your arms is made out of cheese. Find it on Patreon or in your pod-catching apps.
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Premium Episode F: Doing The Write Thing | Total Playtime Podcast
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April 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A new Patreon episode! As requested by listeners, it's insights and advice about writing. Plus, of course, first date etiquette when one of your arms is made out of cheese. Find it on Patreon or in your pod-catching apps.
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A new regular episode! Ubisoft Is Doing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask? We discuss the success of AC: Shadows (which Alice has been enjoying) and other associated nonsense, as well as O'Grimacey and Jason Statham, and Bloodlines 2. On all your podcatching apps, and Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/125855...
Episode 6: Ubisoft Is Doing Fine, Why Do You Ask? | Total Playtime Podcast
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April 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A new regular episode! Ubisoft Is Doing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask? We discuss the success of AC: Shadows (which Alice has been enjoying) and other associated nonsense, as well as O'Grimacey and Jason Statham, and Bloodlines 2. On all your podcatching apps, and Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/125855...
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April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A message to our followers.