Tortimer Bruh
@tortimerbruh.bsky.social
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Tortimer Bruh
@tortimerbruh.bsky.social
· Jan 21
cc j’ai un compte de secours c’est @tortimerlol.bsky.social bisous
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Acab inclus le matin
Le matin c'est mon ennemi mortel
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Acab inclus le matin
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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“Vine is returning”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Vine is returning”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
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De la cocaine
Et vous c’est quoi le truc le plus trivial que vous aimeriez qu’on vous offre à Noël ? Vous savez, le truc qui vous ferait VRAIMENT plaisir mais votre entourage dirait « mais on va pas t’offrir ça c’est nul comme cadeau ».
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
De la cocaine
J'ai une obsession avec les émissions de TV et de radio en ce moment, je passe mes journées à regarder Catfish et écouter des podcasts de Radio Nova
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
J'ai une obsession avec les émissions de TV et de radio en ce moment, je passe mes journées à regarder Catfish et écouter des podcasts de Radio Nova
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October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Are you actually Uni…?
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Are you actually Uni…?
Je suis archi hype pour la 3.0 mais l'update vers la version Nintendo Switch 2 payante c'est un gros prank ptdr ( tweet original de Nintendo of America : https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1983881827287789689?t=K63ZXcgFsMUH__gfnU8H-Q&s=19 )
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Je suis archi hype pour la 3.0 mais l'update vers la version Nintendo Switch 2 payante c'est un gros prank ptdr ( tweet original de Nintendo of America : https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1983881827287789689?t=K63ZXcgFsMUH__gfnU8H-Q&s=19 )
Sachez que je suis un gros paillasson, je laisse les gens me traiter comme de la merde dans mes relations amicales et amoureuses et j'ose pas dire aux gens qu'ils me blessent et vont trop loin
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sachez que je suis un gros paillasson, je laisse les gens me traiter comme de la merde dans mes relations amicales et amoureuses et j'ose pas dire aux gens qu'ils me blessent et vont trop loin
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Comet Lemmon is getting closer to Earth! This beauty is now barely visible to the naked eye just after sunset and is getting brighter every day! It is now 92,000,000 km from us.
Taken from my back yard in Victoria, BC 🙂
Taken from my back yard in Victoria, BC 🙂
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Comet Lemmon is getting closer to Earth! This beauty is now barely visible to the naked eye just after sunset and is getting brighter every day! It is now 92,000,000 km from us.
Taken from my back yard in Victoria, BC 🙂
Taken from my back yard in Victoria, BC 🙂
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September 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Me: Dogs! Come on! Get inside! It’s a thunderstorm! What the hell, get over here!!! Where are you? Are you safe? Did a tree fall on you? What’s wrong?????
Dogs, standing behind me in the garage, watching me rant in the rain: WE NEED NEW OWNER, THIS ONE BROKEN
Dogs, standing behind me in the garage, watching me rant in the rain: WE NEED NEW OWNER, THIS ONE BROKEN
September 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me: Dogs! Come on! Get inside! It’s a thunderstorm! What the hell, get over here!!! Where are you? Are you safe? Did a tree fall on you? What’s wrong?????
Dogs, standing behind me in the garage, watching me rant in the rain: WE NEED NEW OWNER, THIS ONE BROKEN
Dogs, standing behind me in the garage, watching me rant in the rain: WE NEED NEW OWNER, THIS ONE BROKEN
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Happy 26 years Dreamcast! 🌀 🎂 🎈
Share some of your most memorable moments with us—we'd love to hear your stories!
Share some of your most memorable moments with us—we'd love to hear your stories!
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happy 26 years Dreamcast! 🌀 🎂 🎈
Share some of your most memorable moments with us—we'd love to hear your stories!
Share some of your most memorable moments with us—we'd love to hear your stories!
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From the people who brought you “meetings that could have been emails”, we present “t-shirts that could have been sweaters”
September 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
From the people who brought you “meetings that could have been emails”, we present “t-shirts that could have been sweaters”
Tortimer ça vient d’Animal Crossing, mais comme @/tortimer c’est disponible sur aucun site web ma meilleure amie m’avait proposé d’ajouter bruh et ça a donné @/tortimerbruh
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Tortimer ça vient d’Animal Crossing, mais comme @/tortimer c’est disponible sur aucun site web ma meilleure amie m’avait proposé d’ajouter bruh et ça a donné @/tortimerbruh
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100% of people who don't use an Apple Watch eventually die
September 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
100% of people who don't use an Apple Watch eventually die
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September 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Apple says iPhone users snapped 500,000,000,000 selfies last year. With roughly 1.56 billion active iPhones in use, that works out to more than 320 selfies per user annually. 🤳
September 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Apple says iPhone users snapped 500,000,000,000 selfies last year. With roughly 1.56 billion active iPhones in use, that works out to more than 320 selfies per user annually. 🤳
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:::has like 34 comfortable beds:::
:::chooses tiny peepee pads bin for naps:::
:::chooses tiny peepee pads bin for naps:::
September 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
:::has like 34 comfortable beds:::
:::chooses tiny peepee pads bin for naps:::
:::chooses tiny peepee pads bin for naps:::
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Y a vachement de turn over dans le gouvernement français.
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Y a vachement de turn over dans le gouvernement français.
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Mon dieu, François Bayrou qui se barre, et ensuite la possibilité de faire des favoris sur Bluesky !!
Mais c'est jour de fête dites donc !
Mais c'est jour de fête dites donc !
September 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mon dieu, François Bayrou qui se barre, et ensuite la possibilité de faire des favoris sur Bluesky !!
Mais c'est jour de fête dites donc !
Mais c'est jour de fête dites donc !
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v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to!
Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇
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🇫🇷 FLASH - 9% des Français sont favorables à l'arrivée de Emmanuelle Sochard, dite "EmmaSoso" au poste de 1ere ministre.
"Allez bien vous faire cuire le cul j'ai pas le temps" répond la concernée. (BFMTV)
"Allez bien vous faire cuire le cul j'ai pas le temps" répond la concernée. (BFMTV)
September 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🇫🇷 FLASH - 9% des Français sont favorables à l'arrivée de Emmanuelle Sochard, dite "EmmaSoso" au poste de 1ere ministre.
"Allez bien vous faire cuire le cul j'ai pas le temps" répond la concernée. (BFMTV)
"Allez bien vous faire cuire le cul j'ai pas le temps" répond la concernée. (BFMTV)