Torsle
@torsle.bsky.social
I watched #Wicked For Good from the perspective that Glinda was covertly being a spy on the inside with the intention to have Elphie join forces with her to overthrow the Wizard and for them to rule Oz together.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I watched #Wicked For Good from the perspective that Glinda was covertly being a spy on the inside with the intention to have Elphie join forces with her to overthrow the Wizard and for them to rule Oz together.
Appreciate the hell out of the dude who laughed after the #moanatrailer and said "I'm not seeing that"
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Appreciate the hell out of the dude who laughed after the #moanatrailer and said "I'm not seeing that"
I swear if the mystery of Pluribus is "they're eating people," I'm going to be so disappointed. The parallel with the coyote is very clever, but aliens eating people is kinda boring at this point.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I swear if the mystery of Pluribus is "they're eating people," I'm going to be so disappointed. The parallel with the coyote is very clever, but aliens eating people is kinda boring at this point.
"If it's entertaining, who cares if it's AI?"
I require my shit posts to be organic. The brain cells harvested in the brain rot must go to another human being. If I cannot connect to a piece of another person's soul through art, what's the point?
I require my shit posts to be organic. The brain cells harvested in the brain rot must go to another human being. If I cannot connect to a piece of another person's soul through art, what's the point?
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"If it's entertaining, who cares if it's AI?"
I require my shit posts to be organic. The brain cells harvested in the brain rot must go to another human being. If I cannot connect to a piece of another person's soul through art, what's the point?
I require my shit posts to be organic. The brain cells harvested in the brain rot must go to another human being. If I cannot connect to a piece of another person's soul through art, what's the point?
I realized it's pretty easy to tell religion is man-made if it excludes and oppresses women
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I realized it's pretty easy to tell religion is man-made if it excludes and oppresses women
"People who don't feel empathy just need to experience more pain"
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"People who don't feel empathy just need to experience more pain"
My dad told me he got a ticket for going 50 in a 35. I said your first mistake was not speeding on the highway... I exclusively speed on the highway, and I never have had a speeding ticket.
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My dad told me he got a ticket for going 50 in a 35. I said your first mistake was not speeding on the highway... I exclusively speed on the highway, and I never have had a speeding ticket.
You don't have to hate the Mario movie, you just have to hate Chris Pratt
September 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You don't have to hate the Mario movie, you just have to hate Chris Pratt
I'm a girls girl... but right now I don't wanna be
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm a girls girl... but right now I don't wanna be
They're just trying to convince people they know the law better than the other lawyer, to people who don't know the law
Lawyers are really just professional arguers
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
They're just trying to convince people they know the law better than the other lawyer, to people who don't know the law
Lawyers are really just professional arguers
September 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Lawyers are really just professional arguers
I genuinely want to see a conversation between Gordon Ramsey and Trump
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I genuinely want to see a conversation between Gordon Ramsey and Trump
I never wanna be in a restaurant where Gordon Ramsay suddenly stomps through while cursing
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I never wanna be in a restaurant where Gordon Ramsay suddenly stomps through while cursing
Wym because 250 years ago my ancestors decided to get on a boat i have to live in this bullshit country
September 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Wym because 250 years ago my ancestors decided to get on a boat i have to live in this bullshit country
At this time I only want chocolate in my mouth
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
At this time I only want chocolate in my mouth
Pantheon is anti Mormon propaganda
August 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Pantheon is anti Mormon propaganda
Idk why people are so interested in the Pentagon's pizza party
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Idk why people are so interested in the Pentagon's pizza party
I sure hope it doesn't happen 🍲🥪
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I sure hope it doesn't happen 🍲🥪
Thinking about how John Cena went from wrestler, to Fred's Dad, to Peacemaker
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Thinking about how John Cena went from wrestler, to Fred's Dad, to Peacemaker
I wanna live in a world where I can trade fruits or vegetables for other people's goods and we can all just sustain each other with our goods
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wanna live in a world where I can trade fruits or vegetables for other people's goods and we can all just sustain each other with our goods
I never wanna hear "back in my day we didn't have so many rules for raising children and they turned out fine" when apparently you were putting COCAINE in cereal for my father when he was a boy 💀
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I never wanna hear "back in my day we didn't have so many rules for raising children and they turned out fine" when apparently you were putting COCAINE in cereal for my father when he was a boy 💀