(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
@torpidchaos.bsky.social
左手拈著花 (Belphegor) | The Deadly Sin of Sloth
Pinned
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERES 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULDNT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL.
Well this is about to get interesting…
All this chaos but Michael never said a single thing until now. All it took was one sentence to have the world stop in its tracks to look at him with wide eyes.
“Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”
“Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well this is about to get interesting…
@/notbelphegor has posted:
I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now!
I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now!
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@/notbelphegor has posted:
I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now!
I think the church of Belphegor is full of phonies! Don’t fall for their schemes and join my church instead where I teach you REAL information about belphegor. This would include facts like how belphegor can only be summoned if you put panties on your head. Join now!
@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social
He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything.
“Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.”
He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything.
“Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.”
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social
He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything.
“Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.”
He looks over the other’s shoulder once he finally catches him alone and not around Satan. He promised lan zhan he wouldn’t tell Satan anything.
“Lan Zhan. What’re you smiling about to yourself? Aiya I’ve never seen you smiling before.”
For once— an organized office.
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
For once— an organized office.
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
The sandwich is really tasty.
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The sandwich is really tasty.
My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable.
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My hearing aid is broken. The parts I used are um… very difficult to harvest and build. Takes long too! Therefore it’s time to bust out ol’ reliable.
// I ship Lu Tao and Ariel so bad
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
// I ship Lu Tao and Ariel so bad
The concert already ended anyway! This is fun!
Poor Uncle Yan. His concert became a drama.
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The concert already ended anyway! This is fun!
I honestly thought everyone knew that The literally Devil and God speak here and there for professional purposes.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I honestly thought everyone knew that The literally Devil and God speak here and there for professional purposes.
I’m not the unlucky one that God yaps to! How does it feel to never know peace!
Quiet. Just because you’re “me” doesn’t mean I won’t beat the bricks out of you.
Dumbest take of the century.
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m not the unlucky one that God yaps to! How does it feel to never know peace!
Dumbest take of the century.
God just gave me an ear full for interacting with Yutian.
What an annoying old coot. What? I can’t make friends now? I’m ONLY the devil. How is that special?
What an annoying old coot. What? I can’t make friends now? I’m ONLY the devil. How is that special?
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dumbest take of the century.
That is absurd. How can a drink make one faint?
(He takes the cup and sips from the second straw before jerking his head backwards and covering his mouth)
W-what was that?!
(He takes the cup and sips from the second straw before jerking his head backwards and covering his mouth)
W-what was that?!
Didn’t know you were here, gege! This is a giga cup. Was gonna share some with azrael cause he’s basically a Victorian child and will faint tasting fizzy stuff.
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Didn’t know you were here, gege! This is a giga cup. Was gonna share some with azrael cause he’s basically a Victorian child and will faint tasting fizzy stuff.
Didi, you didn’t bring any for us?
And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too!
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Didn’t know you were here, gege! This is a giga cup. Was gonna share some with azrael cause he’s basically a Victorian child and will faint tasting fizzy stuff.
// sloth is like me fr. I chronically guzzle down Coke Zero to beat my own sugar addiction
October 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
// sloth is like me fr. I chronically guzzle down Coke Zero to beat my own sugar addiction
The best thing to ever be invented for a nearly diabetic demon like myself~ here! Try some.
(He holds his cup out to her)
(He holds his cup out to her)
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What is Coke Zero
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What is Coke Zero
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And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too!
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The best thing to ever be invented for a nearly diabetic demon like myself~ here! Try some.
(He holds his cup out to her)
(He holds his cup out to her)
@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social
Lightly loops his head around to look closely at the other’s face.
He made sure Satan wasn’t around.
“I’m guessing… he doesn’t know that you’re lan zhan, right?” Sloth smiles fondly.
“Old friend. It’s so good to see you again…”
Lightly loops his head around to look closely at the other’s face.
He made sure Satan wasn’t around.
“I’m guessing… he doesn’t know that you’re lan zhan, right?” Sloth smiles fondly.
“Old friend. It’s so good to see you again…”
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@heavenlycosmos.bsky.social
Lightly loops his head around to look closely at the other’s face.
He made sure Satan wasn’t around.
“I’m guessing… he doesn’t know that you’re lan zhan, right?” Sloth smiles fondly.
“Old friend. It’s so good to see you again…”
Lightly loops his head around to look closely at the other’s face.
He made sure Satan wasn’t around.
“I’m guessing… he doesn’t know that you’re lan zhan, right?” Sloth smiles fondly.
“Old friend. It’s so good to see you again…”
Absolutely. I’m a demon for a reason!
Does belphegor tend to abuse his power for trivial things like this?
It’s still soda, but with some sugar product that he convinced mortals to invent so he can still have sweet things.
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Absolutely. I’m a demon for a reason!
And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too!
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
It’s still soda, but with some sugar product that he convinced mortals to invent so he can still have sweet things.
He said something about a “Coke Zero” I have no idea what that means.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And it was the greatest idea I’ve ever had too!
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
Flops down in the seat between them and sips viciously on his Coke Zero.
Yes but he also gets punished for it~ when he overworks Heaven turns him into a kid or something, I don’t know. Both he and I hate it when he turns into a kid but it’s worse for him than for me.
Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”.
Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”.
He likes working. It’s like sex to him.
Diligence knows all of my inventions cause they’re all threats and are capable of giving him a workload twenty times worse than what it already is!
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yes but he also gets punished for it~ when he overworks Heaven turns him into a kid or something, I don’t know. Both he and I hate it when he turns into a kid but it’s worse for him than for me.
Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”.
Plus it’s ANNOYING work. Not his definition of “fun work”.
Diligence knows all of my inventions cause they’re all threats and are capable of giving him a workload twenty times worse than what it already is!
Didi never told me what invention 678 is…
😔
😔
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Diligence knows all of my inventions cause they’re all threats and are capable of giving him a workload twenty times worse than what it already is!
NO ONE LOOK AT MY MEIMEI
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
NO ONE LOOK AT MY MEIMEI
No way. You’re just more overdressed and edgy looking than me. Cheater!
I told you I was more handsome than you. You wouldn’t believe me.
HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CANT JUST LOOK BETTER THAN ME WITH THE SAME FACE!!
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
No way. You’re just more overdressed and edgy looking than me. Cheater!
HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CANT JUST LOOK BETTER THAN ME WITH THE SAME FACE!!
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CANT JUST LOOK BETTER THAN ME WITH THE SAME FACE!!
Groans against his chest with a pout. How dare his husband look hot so late! Now he needs to wait!
“I’m gonna go stand with Azrael cause I’m underdressed just like him.”
“I’m gonna go stand with Azrael cause I’m underdressed just like him.”
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Groans against his chest with a pout. How dare his husband look hot so late! Now he needs to wait!
“I’m gonna go stand with Azrael cause I’m underdressed just like him.”
“I’m gonna go stand with Azrael cause I’m underdressed just like him.”