(树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
@torpidchaos.bsky.social
左手拈著花 (Belphegor) | The Deadly Sin of Sloth
Pinned
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERES 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULDNT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL.
Whispers.
“Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel”
“Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel”
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Whispers.
“Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel”
“Uncle… dragons are **very** high and mighty. Instead of introducing, he’d probably challenge you to a duel”
I’m Sloth. Don’t gotta tell me twice, sir!
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I’m Sloth. Don’t gotta tell me twice, sir!
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Oh hell yes.
Xie Bi’an will be doing everyone’s work.
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Oh hell yes.
I remember you threatened a servant who witnessed you being clingy with execution. My adorable husband.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I remember you threatened a servant who witnessed you being clingy with execution. My adorable husband.
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
My wife brings out a different side of me.
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 AM
My wife brings out a different side of me.
Mumbles through squished cheeks.
“Make that five sticks…”
“Make that five sticks…”
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Mumbles through squished cheeks.
“Make that five sticks…”
“Make that five sticks…”
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
@torpidchaos.bsky.social wants tanghulu.
“Eventually when he’s grown and grumpy like his daddy, he’ll get annoyed at all the kids running around” he chuckles.
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Eventually when he’s grown and grumpy like his daddy, he’ll get annoyed at all the kids running around” he chuckles.
I huffs and slaps his chest.
“Yi is gonna grow up hating us!”
“Yi is gonna grow up hating us!”
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I huffs and slaps his chest.
“Yi is gonna grow up hating us!”
“Yi is gonna grow up hating us!”
Rolls around the gold and swings legs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Rolls around the gold and swings legs.
“Nuh uh! We have ten babies now!”
January 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
“Nuh uh! We have ten babies now!”
My adorable husband….
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
My adorable husband….
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
I’d prefer the dragon.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’d prefer the dragon.
“I’m not pregnant anymore, silly~” he chuckles and nestles against the other’s warm arms.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
“I’m not pregnant anymore, silly~” he chuckles and nestles against the other’s warm arms.
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Resting on my dragon’s treasure.
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Resting on my dragon’s treasure.
He smiled against his husband’s lips and parted it gently to brush their noses.
“Buy me tanghulu”
“Buy me tanghulu”
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He smiled against his husband’s lips and parted it gently to brush their noses.
“Buy me tanghulu”
“Buy me tanghulu”
He makes a sound after each kiss and loops his arm around the God’s neck, both of their regal robes mixing from the embrace.
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He makes a sound after each kiss and loops his arm around the God’s neck, both of their regal robes mixing from the embrace.
UGH NO WAY! JUST GET TAKE OUT!
(Is a screaming head sticking out of a sack)
(Is a screaming head sticking out of a sack)
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
UGH NO WAY! JUST GET TAKE OUT!
(Is a screaming head sticking out of a sack)
(Is a screaming head sticking out of a sack)
@heilong.bsky.social
Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks.
“Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me”
Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks.
“Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me”
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
@heilong.bsky.social
Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks.
“Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me”
Wraps arms around his chest from behind and gropes his chiseled pecks.
“Zhangfu. Stop working for a second and pay attention to me”
Ah yes. My favorite season. The season of bed rotting~
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ah yes. My favorite season. The season of bed rotting~
Uncle sloth is “supervising” in the corner (he’s taking a nap).
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Uncle sloth is “supervising” in the corner (he’s taking a nap).
Reposted by (树懒 sloth) 𝐰𝐞𝐢 𝐰𝐮𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐧。
Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.