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toosh
@tooshas.bsky.social
bisexual stoner, lover of frogs
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thinking about how rosie described me and my friends the other day!! uh oh!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
i went to shitty friend island and no one had any idea who you were
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
thinking about that post thats like. i have a message for you. and for you. i have adhd and i have something specific to say to all of you
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
gigglin!!! dancin drunk and zooted!!! I LOVE MY FRIEEEENNNDDSSS
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
i have missed 100% of the shots i have taken so i think i will just retire
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
didn’t get a new years kiss for the first time in a decade. feeling very normal and cool about it
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 AM
wouldst thou like to dilly dally
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
everyone should come have a big sleepover at my place actually
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
bored!! bored!! bouncing off the walls!!!!! need my royal court to entertain me!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
answered a call from my uncle and he said “hey sunshine!”
i AM sunshine aren’t i :~) despite it all :)
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“bye!! thanks for staving off the ever present loneliness!!!”
kennedy, her hand on the doorknob:
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
pure of heart and bomb of pussy
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
living alone
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
doing mundane shit alone lowkey makes me feel like a wild animal that’s breached containment
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“you’re so resilient” it’s called delayed processing sweaty <3
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
taking apart a puzzle to put it back in the box satisfies the primal urge to stomp on a sandcastle or knock over a snowman
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
locked and loaded
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
pacing the halls. watching nosferatu. etc
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
told my lash tech i downloaded dating apps and she burst out laughing and said “you need to go outside”
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
if you do not laugh at my jokes you are a coward
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
bro WHAT it hasnt even been 24 hours i’m not having fun anymore
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by toosh
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.

“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
sitting outside suddenly Remembering
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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merry Xmas everyone. I am stuck in your phone. you must scatter the salts that bind me
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
took a ritalin and fell back asleep into a rem cycle oopsie
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM