Too loud talker
@tooloudtalker.bsky.social
Living room record holder.
I write and talk for a living.
Chicago.
I write and talk for a living.
Chicago.
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Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
We need to move Christmas to February, just sayin’
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
We need to move Christmas to February, just sayin’
hey now, we also have 90% of the world’s tornados, the most people incarcerated, and Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce. If you move, where will you get your … tornados?
January 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
hey now, we also have 90% of the world’s tornados, the most people incarcerated, and Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce. If you move, where will you get your … tornados?
Yesterday I was sitting in traffic and someone passed me on a bike. Seeing someone out biking 😍 – there was actual longing.
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yesterday I was sitting in traffic and someone passed me on a bike. Seeing someone out biking 😍 – there was actual longing.
I would hazard a guess that just about every color’s your color.
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I would hazard a guess that just about every color’s your color.
You wanna have in unnerving call to start the day? My boss, who is the world‘s biggest FaceTime user, was calling me at 6:40 when I was rushing out of the shower, still naked. I and I spent a good 40 seconds staring at the phone just to make sure the wrong button wasn’t going to be pressed.
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
You wanna have in unnerving call to start the day? My boss, who is the world‘s biggest FaceTime user, was calling me at 6:40 when I was rushing out of the shower, still naked. I and I spent a good 40 seconds staring at the phone just to make sure the wrong button wasn’t going to be pressed.
Anyone else remember the COVID show Some Good News by John Krasinskii?
Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever.
m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNews
Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever.
m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNews
SomeGoodNews
We would love to hear Some Good News and share it with the world. Hosted by @JohnKrasinski #SomeGoodNews
m.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anyone else remember the COVID show Some Good News by John Krasinskii?
Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever.
m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNews
Seems like we need a version of that now more than ever.
m.youtube.com/@SomeGoodNews
Such a cliché 😆 Back to the gym for the New Year.
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Such a cliché 😆 Back to the gym for the New Year.
In this house the Christmas Tree stays up until 3 straight days of above 50° sunshine.
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
In this house the Christmas Tree stays up until 3 straight days of above 50° sunshine.
Hugs lady! It sounds like you know your worth, which is worth something.
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hugs lady! It sounds like you know your worth, which is worth something.
A wacky detective show co-starring an NFL great, you say? Cue a preview of the most 80’s TV show of the 80’s. Dick Butkus, Joe Pesci, Victoria Jackson, and a dog.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkq2...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkq2...
Classic TV Theme: Half-Nelson (Joe Pesci)
YouTube video by David Gideon
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December 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A wacky detective show co-starring an NFL great, you say? Cue a preview of the most 80’s TV show of the 80’s. Dick Butkus, Joe Pesci, Victoria Jackson, and a dog.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkq2...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkq2...
He’s a real 21st century Sid Luckman.
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
He’s a real 21st century Sid Luckman.
Recently @bomani-jones.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social and others were saying that a very important trait of a backup qb is that he’s “a good hang”.
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Recently @bomani-jones.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social and others were saying that a very important trait of a backup qb is that he’s “a good hang”.
The khwarazmian empire waits for thee.”
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The khwarazmian empire waits for thee.”
The answer is clear: Hire Anthony Joshua
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The answer is clear: Hire Anthony Joshua
Well that does seem to be who they’re abducting all right.
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Well that does seem to be who they’re abducting all right.
Technicality 😆
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Technicality 😆
Hugs n hearts, yo
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hugs n hearts, yo
The problem with having the new phone delivered to work is that now I will want to play with the new phone instead of work.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The problem with having the new phone delivered to work is that now I will want to play with the new phone instead of work.
Franny and Zooey changed how I thought words could be.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Franny and Zooey changed how I thought words could be.
We should also just keep falling back every 6 months.
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We should also just keep falling back every 6 months.
Mr. Mamdani if Pablo mentions anything at all about doing a deep dive, RUN!
For the love of god run!
That man lives to bring the receipts.
For the love of god run!
That man lives to bring the receipts.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Mr. Mamdani if Pablo mentions anything at all about doing a deep dive, RUN!
For the love of god run!
That man lives to bring the receipts.
For the love of god run!
That man lives to bring the receipts.
Extra innings? Make it mandatory.
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Extra innings? Make it mandatory.
The curse of Wheelchair Jimmy 👻
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The curse of Wheelchair Jimmy 👻