Probably Tom
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Idk what I'm doing but idk how to shut up lmao
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Have been working a bunch so I feel like I'm late but seeing people Ghibli-fy racist ass shit makes me see red in a way I never knew possible lmao how dare y'all??? On the fuckin white house website???? Clorox martini immediately
March 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Have been working a bunch so I feel like I'm late but seeing people Ghibli-fy racist ass shit makes me see red in a way I never knew possible lmao how dare y'all??? On the fuckin white house website???? Clorox martini immediately
Not me meeting Lloyd fucking Kaufman 😎🤪💀 he was sooo nice dude omg 😭
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Not me meeting Lloyd fucking Kaufman 😎🤪💀 he was sooo nice dude omg 😭
Honestly seeing this on my people's holiday feels like a hate crime lmao
March 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Honestly seeing this on my people's holiday feels like a hate crime lmao
I've never cared about a halftime show this much I don't think ever and I'm not disappointed
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I've never cared about a halftime show this much I don't think ever and I'm not disappointed
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I want that asteroid to hit me directly in the butthole in 2027 or whatever
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I want that asteroid to hit me directly in the butthole in 2027 or whatever
Chappell rly showed up to the Grammys like me as a baby smh and not a royalty check in sight 😩
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Chappell rly showed up to the Grammys like me as a baby smh and not a royalty check in sight 😩
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What's wrong hon, you've hardly touched your peek-a-boo squid gyoza
February 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What's wrong hon, you've hardly touched your peek-a-boo squid gyoza
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This is an important reminded that flamboyant cuttlefish eggs (Ascarosepion pfefferi) look like little toy capsules.
February 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is an important reminded that flamboyant cuttlefish eggs (Ascarosepion pfefferi) look like little toy capsules.
The fact that in 5 months I will be the same age as Stu Pickles canonically, AND my birthday is national chocolate pudding Day is giving me a genuine existential crisis 😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The fact that in 5 months I will be the same age as Stu Pickles canonically, AND my birthday is national chocolate pudding Day is giving me a genuine existential crisis 😭😭
I hate apps with streaks like I don't even talk to myself every day lmao
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I hate apps with streaks like I don't even talk to myself every day lmao
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
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oh shit its mpreg monday
January 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
oh shit its mpreg monday
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Hooked on bugs
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hooked on bugs
The Pope said "brain rot" lmaooo
January 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The Pope said "brain rot" lmaooo
Played Pokemon basically my whole life and just learned about the sheer amount of people that hate Dragonite??? Like I'm mad about the shiny too but I love my goofy big back dragon wtf 😭 my fault for reading reddit comments fr tho
January 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Played Pokemon basically my whole life and just learned about the sheer amount of people that hate Dragonite??? Like I'm mad about the shiny too but I love my goofy big back dragon wtf 😭 my fault for reading reddit comments fr tho
If you genuinely consider "boneless wings" actual wings I don't fw you fr enjoy your nuggies lmao
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you genuinely consider "boneless wings" actual wings I don't fw you fr enjoy your nuggies lmao
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Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
I will never understand why people feel the urge to tell me their bodily functions as I bartend for them 💀 "I'm pouring my beer in a cup because I always fart too much when I drink it out of a can" like okay??¿? Lmao and my IBS absolutely explodes every time I eat Takis but I still eat tf outta em💀
January 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I will never understand why people feel the urge to tell me their bodily functions as I bartend for them 💀 "I'm pouring my beer in a cup because I always fart too much when I drink it out of a can" like okay??¿? Lmao and my IBS absolutely explodes every time I eat Takis but I still eat tf outta em💀
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Drink my beverages warm cuz I don't fuck with no ICE
January 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Drink my beverages warm cuz I don't fuck with no ICE
When you get home from raging all night with 1% exactly left on your phone lol #imaprofressional 💅🕺🪩
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
When you get home from raging all night with 1% exactly left on your phone lol #imaprofressional 💅🕺🪩