“I don’t thank Putin for invading my country, why would I thank his lapdog”
“Thank you to the American people, suck a dick Don”
“Bring in Elon if you want me to thank the President”
“Thank you Mr…oh my god, your hands ARE tiny”
“I don’t thank Putin for invading my country, why would I thank his lapdog”
“Thank you to the American people, suck a dick Don”
“Bring in Elon if you want me to thank the President”
“Thank you Mr…oh my god, your hands ARE tiny”
Freedom of speech is both the most freeing and most dangerous part of the 1st Amendment.
Freedom of speech is both the most freeing and most dangerous part of the 1st Amendment.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.