Tommy Tomenheimer
@tomenheimer.bsky.social
I will never believe a child has voluntarily chosen apple slices over French fries in their happy meal.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I will never believe a child has voluntarily chosen apple slices over French fries in their happy meal.
Everyone should see Roofman to hear Channing Tatum praise Legend of Zelda Four Swords Adventures and sell a copy of Drake of the 99 Dragons at a pawn shop.
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Everyone should see Roofman to hear Channing Tatum praise Legend of Zelda Four Swords Adventures and sell a copy of Drake of the 99 Dragons at a pawn shop.
Gonna need app developers to stop putting search bars where notifications from other apps like to appear.
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gonna need app developers to stop putting search bars where notifications from other apps like to appear.
My Apple TV remote’s voice search feature just isn’t recognizing it when I search for Candyman but I’m gonna keep saying it until it finds it.
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My Apple TV remote’s voice search feature just isn’t recognizing it when I search for Candyman but I’m gonna keep saying it until it finds it.
Reposted by Tommy Tomenheimer
My father came into this country with 25 copper and built an empire off of selling rare item drops.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My father came into this country with 25 copper and built an empire off of selling rare item drops.
Dear Penthouse Magazine:
It finally happened to me. I poured egg whites into my glass thinking it was the orange juice carton.
It finally happened to me. I poured egg whites into my glass thinking it was the orange juice carton.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Dear Penthouse Magazine:
It finally happened to me. I poured egg whites into my glass thinking it was the orange juice carton.
It finally happened to me. I poured egg whites into my glass thinking it was the orange juice carton.
Excellent album but I don’t want anyone to see it playing on my phone because it looks like Pepe The Frog in the corner of my eye.
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Excellent album but I don’t want anyone to see it playing on my phone because it looks like Pepe The Frog in the corner of my eye.
LIKE AND RETWEET IF YOU’RE A TRUE FESTUS FAN FROM THE HIT CBS SHOW GUNSMOKE
October 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
LIKE AND RETWEET IF YOU’RE A TRUE FESTUS FAN FROM THE HIT CBS SHOW GUNSMOKE
It must have been so awesome to play an old coot in a 50s era Western movie or show.
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It must have been so awesome to play an old coot in a 50s era Western movie or show.
It pains me to say it. These Wal Mart commercials are draining Walton Goggins’s aura.
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It pains me to say it. These Wal Mart commercials are draining Walton Goggins’s aura.
What if Chrono Trigger is getting the Dragon Quest VII Reimagined treatment?
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What if Chrono Trigger is getting the Dragon Quest VII Reimagined treatment?
WATERWORLD CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
WATERWORLD CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH
Was looking for an old article on BBC and found this at the bottom. The kind of shit that Roast Beef would find Ray asleep at the keyboard watching.
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Was looking for an old article on BBC and found this at the bottom. The kind of shit that Roast Beef would find Ray asleep at the keyboard watching.
The legendary PENIS MAN has returned to Phoenix.
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The legendary PENIS MAN has returned to Phoenix.
Why the fuck did I save this to my phone?
September 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why the fuck did I save this to my phone?
Bugonia looks solid. I love watching things where Jesse Plemons kidnaps people.
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bugonia looks solid. I love watching things where Jesse Plemons kidnaps people.
It would be a pretty good gag for some game dev/publisher to announce that their game already announced for 2026 to proudly announce that it’s not being delayed due to Silksong.
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It would be a pretty good gag for some game dev/publisher to announce that their game already announced for 2026 to proudly announce that it’s not being delayed due to Silksong.
My life is an endless series of looking for one cable, giving up, looking for another cable, and then finding that other cable in the process.
August 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My life is an endless series of looking for one cable, giving up, looking for another cable, and then finding that other cable in the process.
Reposted by Tommy Tomenheimer
(joni mitchell voice) gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
(joni mitchell voice) gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
It sucks how because of the fucking tariffs, hardware manufacturers can’t announce what their product costs until the last minute now.
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It sucks how because of the fucking tariffs, hardware manufacturers can’t announce what their product costs until the last minute now.
This one’s for the Addams Family and Gunsmoke fans in the audience: Uncle Festus.
August 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This one’s for the Addams Family and Gunsmoke fans in the audience: Uncle Festus.