HKP
banner
tohelenback.bsky.social
HKP
@tohelenback.bsky.social
She/her. Sometimes people pay me to write words. 💖💜💙
Every time I find a cute yoga tank top I like, it has a fucking built in bra 😫
Me and my big tits can't use that shit.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposted by HKP
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Last I heard, the head count for my southern city in a red state was 8,000.
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Preds are back at it again
October 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Still thinking about the cat i met on my bike ride yesterday. Such a sweet baby.
September 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by HKP
sabrina doodle
September 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every time Taylor releases another variant of her new album I get less excited to listen to it. Calm yourself, capitalism queen.
August 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Boobs
August 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I finally listened to Marina's new album and damn. I actually like this one. don't think that's happened since Froot.
July 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy pride, please buy my books or you're biphobic
June 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I would like to pull my uterus out of my body please and thank you
June 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by HKP
💌 Heartstrings chapter 17 is up! 💌
heartstringscomic.com/comics/367/
May 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My anxiety is a little bitch but at least I'm pretty.
May 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by HKP
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Found some flowers in the middle of the city
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by HKP
Good morning Bluesky !
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Few things bring me as much joy as a stranger kitty seeing me and their tail going straight up in a "Hello friend!" way.
Like, yes! I am friend! Time to get cuddled, kitty!
April 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Look, I get that romance sells. I get marketing something as a romcom - IF IT'S ACTUALLY ONE.
But if you get me to read a book by marketing it as a romcom and it turns out that book doesn't have an HEA/HFN? you deserve to step in dog shit every time you leave your house.
Waste of my fucking time.
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by HKP
With five and a half weeks left to go, gonna plug my marathon fundraiser for Asthma + Lung UK as I’m less than £200 away from my goal: join.aluk.org.uk/s/5546/5387

£5 gets you a song on my running playlist, £20 for five. Absolutely every little helps. Please share!
Alex Clifton
I’m running the London Marathon for Asthma + Lung UK. A £14 donation could help fund an hour of vital research into lung conditions! Sponsor me today and help me support a cause close to my heart. Bre...
join.aluk.org.uk
March 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me: "It feels wrong to play these Corviknight cards, even if it's just for pre-release. I'm betraying my Tinkaton deck."

Husband: "...You know Tinkaton is the bully in that situation, right?"

Me: "I am BETRAYING her!!"
March 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by HKP
@ ARTISTS!!! (PLEASE REPOST FOR AWARENESS)

if you are unable to use glaze or nightshade for whatever reason, please protect your art by using art shield. it's a free service that takes minutes, and can run on mobile as it is browser based!

artshield.io#services
ArtShield
Protect your art from AI.
artshield.io
December 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Several times this year I've offered my ID to bartenders and they've waved me off. Can't tell if they're all just feeling lazy or if I'm officially old to them.
March 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My doorbell camera: "person detected!"
The video: *neighbor kitty using our doormat as a scratching post*
March 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Happy things today:
- An amazing yoga class that I will absolutely be feeling for days
- chocolate espresso cupcake
- went on a walk to my favorite coffee shop
- got a little ceramic ghost made by a local artist that I'm going to add to my terrarium to make it haunted
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hope everyone has a very happy Pokemon day!
February 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM