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Toe Bean Butler
@toebeanbutler.bsky.social
Proud butler to one canine and two feline overlords, all rescues.

Blue dot, red state. Kayaker, angler, fan of the Texas Longhorns, Houston Astros and Texans. Fuck is my all-purpose word, and sugar coating isn’t my forte, so consider yourself warned.
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Weird week of encounters with Hitler wannabe supporters. However, I’ve shut most down by asking if they care about the packaging of a gift or the gift itself. When they said, “The gift,” I asked, “Then why do you care more about how a person is packaged than the content of their character? CRICKETS
February 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m old enough to remember some ugly vehicles (Yugos, Gremlins, Pintos, Pacers…) but the Cybertruck outdoes them all. By a lot. Checked one out for kicks, and couldn’t stop laughing. Truly a bumper-to-bumper disaster in every conceivable way. Happy to own a real truck for a fraction of the price.
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hey, bookworms, has anyone read Allegedly or Monday’s Not Coming by Tiffany D. Jackson? If so, are they worthwhile reads? Without spoilers, tell me why or why not, please and thank you.
February 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
February 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
You seriously need a LOT of self-awareness. You are wholly incompetent and embarrassing yourself in front of the world. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY so those with the spine and passion to meet the moment can do what you’re clearly incapable of, you lily-livered POS.🖕🏼
February 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The time is upon us. Find your voice and use it like you’ve never used it before. No fear, no filters, no shame. We are on our own, and we have a country to save.
February 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
You’re a fucking COWARD. If you don’t want to lead, step aside and let someone that actually has a spine and gives a shit about our country do it. I’ll give you the flowers you deserve, though—congratulations on showing the world that you're a whiny, lily-livered POS. 🖕🏼
February 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is anyone else seriously considering not filing their taxes until the ketamine-addled jackass doesn’t have unfettered access to sensitive information?
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fetterman may be the largest person on the hill, but he is pathetically weak, and like predators of all species, the republicans honed in on his weakness. They will eventually throw him away like yesterday's trash. Looking forward to that traitor getting the cosmic comeuppance he so richly deserves.
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m down for an old-fashioned bar fight. I'm not as young as I used to be and might get my ass kicked, but I’m going to do my part regardless, and I’m confident I’ll land some zingers in the process.
February 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is there anyone that still thinks Luigi was wrong?
February 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
You and your ilk should have some transparency and wear sponsorship jackets. We deserve to know who's carrying your balls around because it sure as hell isn’t you.
February 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Has a sense of urgency occurred to either of you? An “emergency meeting” the next day is an oxymoron. You’re going to have a meeting at 1545 today while our country is being steadily torched. Yay? Quit being worthless tools and embrace the urgency!
February 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's time to face reality: the Democrats aren’t fighting for us because they are owned by the same billionaires. Started thinking this when Pelosi and her ilk backstabbed Biden. He wrenched their plot when he nominated Harris, so they had to regroup, but they're back on track. We are on our own.
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can someone, ANYONE, in the Democratic Party put Schumer and that battle ax Pelosi out to a pasture far, far away? They clearly don't understand that their old-school ways couldn't be more ineffective. Fuck both of them. Not impressed with Jeffries either. Seems like Pelosi has him on a short leash.
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Eight fucking days, man.

Everyone, please check on your people on a regular basis, and if you don’t have any people, let me know so I can check in on you. This is going to be a whole-body battle, and I don’t want anyone with an intact moral compass left behind.
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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it's official.
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have come to hate Nancy Pelosi with the heat of a thousand suns. Seems to me she cares more about protecting her insider trading and who knows what other skeletons. She needs to step down and let the young guns take charge, but her overinflated sense of self-importance won’t allow that.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had to take a break and came back to a ton of new followers. Thank you, @opus24.bsky.social, and all new followers. I’m plugging away at following back, so please be patient. Pacing my SM intake because my head is not right. I’m primed for a bar fight with the morons that voted for this disaster.
January 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My utmost respect goes to the Carter Center photographer who spoke volumes through their camera lens. A picture truly is worth a thousand words.
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Was anyone else surprised to see the felonious orange shitgibbon at President Carter’s funeral without the ketamine junkie imbecile?
January 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m getting tired of waiting for one of the badass women on the hill to introduce legislation that regulates the penis. The fragile egos of their colleagues would shatter, but maybe it would be bargaining power. Reinstate Roe and end the abortion debate. Otherwise, the penis is fair game.
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Toe beans of fury…
Thug Cat 'Knocks' Moto GP Rider off Bike
YouTube video by Animal Antics
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January 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM