is that the infinite ever-calling void in your pants or are you just happy to see me

1:45am: do you think dr pepper is related to mr pepper??

2:04am: this is it for me. my life is a black hallway with no windows or doors. thanks for coming along for the ride, see you in the funny pages

2:37am: do you think dr pepper and colonel pepper are related

do you think chickens get tired of shitting eggs everyday

hiding half a jar of mayo under my pillow to give myself a little surprise in the morning ❤️

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

sometimes i forget Buddy Holly exists and then I remember

breathing is overrated

google is beyond worthless now this is the first result no matter what i search for

electric light orchestra

call me uranium-238 the way i be unstable

i need black mold 🤤🤤🤤

im gonna go listen to a song 64 times in one day and then despise it for the rest of my life brb

walking into a beehive just to see how the vibes are

fuck dennys

Asking the tarot reader if I’ll ever harness my powers

i went to have sex with a clown and tehy tied my thingy into fucked up balloon shapes and we cant sex anymore