Laura
toastjr.bsky.social
Laura
@toastjr.bsky.social
I like pizza
Do not accept checks from this bird
August 11, 2024 at 12:54 PM
The city of Townsville
August 4, 2024 at 10:58 PM
All the toilets so far have been low-flow, so I can’t tell if they drain clockwise or counterclockwise.
July 30, 2024 at 10:46 AM
One day in Australia and I already petted a kangaroo, got told my accent was cute and made Dan squish onto a child’s ride
July 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Added bonus: cool dad on this flight with an EINSTÜRZENDE NEUBAUTEN shirt
July 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
On my was to Australia baby! It was only 20 hours to Singapore and only 10 more until. Brisbane
July 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Oppsie, I kind of forgot about BlueSky. I should try using this agian
June 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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March 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I love candy corn so much! The flavor, the texture, the little triangle form factor. I don't understand how it is so miligned?
"i don't like mayo"
"i don't like diet coke"

ok what DO you like
what food do you like that's just a little controversial
personally i fuck heavily with anchovies on pizza.
also sardines from a can.
also i love blue cheese.

none of that's like. THAT weird. but people have resistance to it!
March 15, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I was out of town for family obligations, and Dan put up March's records of the month while I was gone.
March 12, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Woopsie! February is almost over, but here are the records of the month. Better listen to 'em quick!
February 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Stellar headline from our Pulitzer-prize-winning local paper. 🪶
January 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
January Records:
Fractured Party Music - PET NEEDS (2021)
In Concert - Janis Joplin (1972)
The Joshua Tree - U2 (1987)
Beauty and the Beat - The Go-Go's (1981)
January 14, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Let's try this out. Bluesky will be for Records of the Month.
January 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Biblically accurate Angel food cake
November 14, 2023 at 3:07 AM
You know what? I don't even want context. This is perfect the way it is
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October 7, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I was this many years old when I learn the the lyrics to Jump are "Can't you see me standing here I got my back against the record machine"

RECORD????
September 28, 2023 at 9:33 AM
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“Still punk,” I whisper, as I slide on my Croc Martens…
June 15, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Tell me where you're fromwith a food pic
September 2, 2023 at 9:44 AM
I'm not sure what I should with this account. Tumblr is for breakfast, instagram is for vaction pix, twitter is mainly for bands and wrestling. Bluesky is for what?
September 2, 2023 at 9:36 AM