I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

Federal abortion ban bill introduced. This is not a drill.

Today I learned that the doctors I work with are possibly trainable, but at the very least bribable, with Starbursts. Good thing they have their preferred variety in the bulk section at Winco. I will definitely use this information for evil.

My cat has decided this is her baby. I support her unconventional decisions.

Tomorrow I will be goi g to lunch with a friend and then we’re going to go play bingo. I won’t be online. I refuse to allow my day to be taken over by thinking about the fascists any more than I already have to.

My cat stole a pad and is having a grand old time with it 😂

Who the fuck gave this century permission to be a quarter over? Wasn’t it just last new year that we were still wearing those goofy glasses where the middle digits were 0s that made up the eyes?

I don’t understand how some people grocery shop. Like they just go to a store and buy a seemingly random set of ingredients and hope for the best that those ingredients will make a meal? How does that work? I have to make a list of meals for the week and shop for those ingredients. I can’t wing it.

She always looks so judgy

Does Trump think he can buy things that aren’t for sale? I mean obviously the answer is yes but like… that doesn’t work with sovereign countries.

I bought some coloring books on Temu because they were cheap and why not? Two out of the three were normal. The dragon one is very obviously AI generated. I have no idea what is happening with this poor dragon but for some reason it makes me want garlic knots 🤔

You know, I bet if laws were passed that required employers to pay for your commute then we’d see these RTO orders just about disappear.

Today one of my ARNPs who is usually hell on wheels was in a good mood and actually audibly chuckled at a bad pun I made. I assume at this point she was replaced with an alien clone but I’m not about to raise any alarms on that.

Boggles my mind that people keep talking about voting Trump out next time. 1. This is his second term. He’d be out anyway if he gave a shit about the law 2. That’s cute that you think he’s going to allow elections in the future 3. He’s not going to leave until he’s removed in a body bag.

You ever have a dumbass sibling who gets bailed out by your parents constantly and therefore has this idea that nothing bad can ever happen to them? My sister is like that. Mom always bails her out, sometimes at my expense. Well a letter from the IRS showed up at mom’s with my sister’s name on it.

When you have over 2 dozen providers on your team at work that you schedule for it’s basically like herding cats to try and get anything done somedays. Today is a cat herding day. Sometimes I want to ask them kindly to please make up your fucking mind before I lose mine 😅

Migrated over from Threads. Seattle native. Cat lady. Healthcare worker. ADHDer. Leftist. Fuck the patriarchy. Foodie. Just putting all those good vibes into the algorithm.