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TLDR Jack
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Founder and CEO of TLDR News
THIS IS NOT AN AD.

In fact, it couldn't be because we've sold out of Assembly Required twice.

I had the silly idea to make a coffee table book about parliaments around the world last spring.

Kinda wild we ever made it. Even wilder so many of you loved it.

I really appreciate the support
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm gonna be making a Venezuela video overnight, so if you want to make my torment more tolerable...
We will be restocking at some point soon but...

We have 11 copies of Assembly Required left

And 21 copies of Too Long (Winter 2025) left

So if you want them now... you better be quick

toolong.news
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Ross mum just called his brother a pussy for not downing his buzzball

Merry Late Christmas x
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Can we all agree to start doing newsworthy things on weekdays again

I don't want to wake up on an already busy Saturday breaking news notifications and Slack messages asking if I want to hurriedly make a video
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Just finished making the thumbnail for tomorrow's video

Late night, last minute hurried thumbnails. We are so so back

And I hate to be a capitalist, but I'm kinda ready to leave the festivity behind and get back into a routine again

Also watch the video in the morning, our first for 2025
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Okaaaay! So with the year over I can finally review my 2025 bingo card

Two rows completed, very nearly 5 but let me run through the year...
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
THE definitive Celebrations list:

1. Twix
2. Malteasers
3. Milky Way
4. Mars

In the bin:
Snickers
Bounty
Galaxy
Galaxy Caramel
Definitive Celebrations list:

1. Bounty
2. Twix
3. Galaxy
4. Snickers
5. Maltesers
6. Milky Way
7. Mars
8. Galaxy Caramel
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine being this late to the trend, but still desiring attention enough to do it this embarrassingly late
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
One of these four monents was by far my favourite
a christmas story in four photos
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I got absolutely shafted and I'm gonna be pissed off well into the new year
Gingerbread house making has led to the rediscovery of the necessity of the planning process and a well-regulated architectural profession
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just turned on the TV in our Berlin hotel room

The first words I heard from DW News were "I do have to say, I do love the European Union"

We have arrived 🇩🇪🇪🇺
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My podcast app just released it's wrapped thing

My listening time was 3.5x more than my Spotify one

Who am I becoming
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Ross normally looks at me weird when I get three ranch pots

He's ill and in bed so I'm going wild
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by TLDR Jack
"We are getting to the point where we have way too much tax on labour, on work, on income, and so we should increase taxes on unearned income such as wealth and inheritance, which you've done nothing – in my view – to deserve"

www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/why-...
Why the right-wing are so furious at the idea of raising inheritance tax | The News Agents
Lewis Goodall caused a social media storm this week when he suggested raising the rate of UK inheritance tax. Why did this make so many people angry?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What doni actually do? It's a question that even I struggle to answer sometimes.

So I spent a whole year tracking every minute of my time working for TLDR to find out where all my time goes

youtu.be/AhdySwrMmIs
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It only takes an 17 hour wicked double bill to get me to see 4 films in a week
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'd like to commission a team of scientists to look into how Wicked For Good is 22 minutes shorter than the first half, and yet felt a good three weeks longer
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by TLDR Jack
Tamil Crown roast was delicious, once their ordering system started working again
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Okay let's do some more 2025 Bingoing

After last weekend's trip to Prague I've officially been to 5 new countries this year

🇲🇦 Morocco
🇸🇬 Singapore
🇦🇺 Australia
🇨🇦 Canada
🇨🇿 Prague
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Getting out of an Uber and the man asked me, do you definitely have your phone with you?

Do they have my account marked down as a forgetful bastard

Like, I have left two passports and three phones in Ubers, but still....
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by TLDR Jack
Ross and I were discussing a friend

Simultaneously we both said...

Jack: he's really hot
Ross: he looks a little like a wild thornberry
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just had a very nice lunch in Prague

As I was finishing, they played Bette Davis Eyes by JOJO SIWA

I'm beginning to doubt my taste buds

It was a very good meal, but like it can't have been right

Nowhere that serves nice food also serves Siwa right
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I'm at a work event, in a beautiful room provided by the event.

Housekeeping just came by to drop off an iron and ironing board.

I didn't ask for either.

Is this a sign?

I have nothing to iron - I'm not a formal wear guy

Am I supposed to have clothes for dinner that needs ironing?
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wild that Betfred think this will drum up sympathy

Sorry people who lose their jobs, but frankly they can shut down all of their stores and I wouldn't give a shit

No empathy for companies who vacuum money out of the pockets of vulnerable people without paying back in

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Betfred says all its shops may close if Reeves hikes gambling tax
The company's co-founder says it would be forced to close all its sites, putting 7,500 jobs at risk, if gambling taxes go up.
www.bbc.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM