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avoiding the object level for as long as possible
perfect_day_counter_2026 = 1
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It has come to my attention that I was not following many of you! My sincere apologies!
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Tweet sommelier time:

For the hubristic schadenfreude of the doomed, may I suggest the 2011 Carbon Date Cello Solo? youtu.be/Y73kCzab-XY?...
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This is becoming “the spot”
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The key to understanding this review is noting that the hyphen was meant to be a hyphen and not an em dash
Wuthering Heights:

Poor Things-stuck in the past

🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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szechaun tingle autocomplete
complex umami autocomplete
distinct mouthfeel autocomplete
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
In hindsight we could have saved a lot of bad AI discourse by naming it "next token discovery" instead
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
list of former rivers

1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzboy
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
“ ‘is a sentence fragment’ is a sentence fragment” is NOT a sentence fragment.
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Thinking about the ending of Tár, where it is revealed that a bad letter of recommendation is all it takes to sink someone’s career. Well anyway I’m sure glad that movie is fiction and never happens in real life.
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Milan Cortina is the named of the meanest girl at your high school
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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three borges? damn
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Congrats to the Seahawks for winning the most boring football game I can remember watching
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Greatest backing band of all time?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXBb...
Joni Mitchell - Free Man in Paris
YouTube video by superunknown373
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There are those who grind, those who performatively grind, and those who performatively “grind”. One of these options is far better than the others but you kinda have to figure it out yourself.
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Reminder that clicking the lock button on an iPhone five times forces you to use the PIN to unlock. Disables biometric authentication.
It's an odd feature of constitutional law that passwords are protected by the 5th amendment but fingerprints aren't.

An actually actionable bit of opsec is to not use fingerprints for authentication on your phone.
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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I think it feels lightly future shocking to me because it's the first chittering instance of what will become a rising cyclonic drone in the 2030s and beyond, AI-AI social interactions en masse on the same communications infrastructure used by humans. like seeing the first television broadcast
moltbook asks the important question: what if we created the alignment researchers' worst nightmare?
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’m just saying “I’m just saying” is an odd phrase because it typically denotes the opposite of what it connotes. You’re “just saying” something because there’s something else you’re *not* saying!
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
left vs right is an eternal struggle between a death cult and a fertility cult and one side recruits but doesn't reproduce which is why this is an eternal struggle
we need second and third generation socialists. without a culturally distinct left we will inevitably find ourselves cyclicly collapsing into 1979 over and over again with each subsequent generation. if we want to win, like, actually permanently prevent extinction — we must restore the third space.
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Version 15 of our Pen software
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Revisiting my lecture notes as I teach the same class as last semester. And let's just say, last semester's students learned a whole bunch of incorrect information
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 AM
something you don't see very much anymore: A website, filling a specific niche, with articles written by a human being. www.atlasofwonders.com
FILMING LOCATIONS DATABASE: MOVIES
Movie Filming Locations Archive - Index of Films - Shooting locations where your favorite movies are filmed
www.atlasofwonders.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM