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avoiding the object level for as long as possible
The reason I find PUA stuff to be so vile is because it only works if you’re trying to date someone far below your intelligence class, which is of course immoral
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The reason I find PUA stuff to be so vile is because it only works if you’re trying to date someone far below your intelligence class, which is of course immoral
Does anyone have any experience with forcing yourself to go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Does anyone have any experience with forcing yourself to go to sleep
Ah yes, 12:25 on a Sunday night. Time to start working in that thing I’ve been putting off all weekend
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ah yes, 12:25 on a Sunday night. Time to start working in that thing I’ve been putting off all weekend
Need to follow more accounts on here. Share your recs 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Need to follow more accounts on here. Share your recs 🙏
50 year mortgage so that you can live in the same place you grew up. I think we’re reinventing serfdom
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
50 year mortgage so that you can live in the same place you grew up. I think we’re reinventing serfdom
Chip around and find out buddy
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chip around and find out buddy
I think it only makes sense if my posts are distinct between here and elsewhere
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I think it only makes sense if my posts are distinct between here and elsewhere
Overheard: “Is he rich? Do you get rich from the Army?”
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Overheard: “Is he rich? Do you get rich from the Army?”
One time I was playing a game of chess when Bjarne Stroustrup walked by and he saw me make a move and then let out a sigh and walked away.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
One time I was playing a game of chess when Bjarne Stroustrup walked by and he saw me make a move and then let out a sigh and walked away.
Just saw a one-handed guy shredding on the guitar. Never give up.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just saw a one-handed guy shredding on the guitar. Never give up.
One of those moments where the window looks like a painting
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of those moments where the window looks like a painting
You’re following the account of a two-time award winner fyi
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You’re following the account of a two-time award winner fyi
This is a thread of stock phrases that can be quoted and re-quoted to link related posts. Feel free to use. Royalty-free.
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is a thread of stock phrases that can be quoted and re-quoted to link related posts. Feel free to use. Royalty-free.
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Aka building a memex without the microfilm:
Nearly-complete 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘭𝘶𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴 fossil discovered today in Brooklyn
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nearly-complete 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘭𝘶𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴 fossil discovered today in Brooklyn
Ok I’m aware that even at my best I’m a bit full of myself but I think I deserve an award for this review
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ok I’m aware that even at my best I’m a bit full of myself but I think I deserve an award for this review
Thread of six word movie reviews:
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thread of six word movie reviews:
you ever think it might be possible to losslessly compress a person? or that given some codeword and decompression algorithm you could perfectly recreate a flesh and blood human being? well anyway if such a codeword exists here's mine:
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
you ever think it might be possible to losslessly compress a person? or that given some codeword and decompression algorithm you could perfectly recreate a flesh and blood human being? well anyway if such a codeword exists here's mine:
Killer nomitive determinism
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Killer nomitive determinism
For Halloween my wife and I are both being Elvis
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
For Halloween my wife and I are both being Elvis
Greetings from the undying lands
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Greetings from the undying lands
“I Voted” stickers on Boss Tweed’s grave
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“I Voted” stickers on Boss Tweed’s grave
Giving a midterm and watching my students fall for the trick questions that I wrote to deliberately trick them 😔
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Giving a midterm and watching my students fall for the trick questions that I wrote to deliberately trick them 😔
